The Art of Shitpost

During one of Darth Plagueis’s experiments — on the eve of the events of Episode I — the will of the Force intervenes. The spirit of the long‑dead Darth Revan is drawn back into the living world, inhabiting the body of a test subject. How will the resurrected master of both the light and dark sides react to what the galaxy has become — to what the Jedi and the Sith have turned into? Will he choose a side in the coming conflict… or seize the fate of the galaxy for himself?

A player is reincarnated into Cyberpunk 2077 as his own maxed-out Male V, fully equipped with endgame cyberware and combat optimizations. No UI. No stats. No system. Everything he has is real. He appears months before the events of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, with no money, no contacts, and no place in Night City—a city run by corporations, gangs, and fixers. But he’s not alone in his own head. The original V is still there. Two minds. One body. One in control. The other pushing back. As he starts building a name from nothing, his level of power quickly puts him far above the average merc. Enough to draw attention—from gangs… and eventually from corporations like Arasaka. And with every use of his cyberware, the real problem starts to grow: Cyberpsychosis. Not an instant breakdown, but a gradual loss of control, identity, and connection to reality. He has the power to change his fate. The question is whether he’ll still be himself when he does.

[Congrats! Host has unlocked Attribute: Body of the Sage] [Congrats! Host has unlocked perk: Hermit eyes] [Congrats! Host has unlocked perk: Sage Circuit] Dean Faust a retired MMA fighter dies from a freak accident while watching the Super Bowl. He wakes up as Dean Gray, the only son of a declining blacksmith family, in a world where different species summon creatures of incredible power as easily as breathing. His third attempt at awakening should have been his humiliation. Instead, he summons a slime that breaks every rule this world has. Now everyone wants to know what he is for their own purposes while he's still figuring that out himself.

To save her daughter’s life, Mia needs $400,000. Money she doesn’t have. Ethan Blackwood, a powerful billionaire, fighting rumors that threaten his empire, needs something else entirely: a woman who doesn’t want him. Their deal should be simple. But secrets have a way of resurfacing… and Mia’s past may destroy everything.

“If only I had known of the dark days ahead, I would have said no.” Three hundred years ago, the sun was devoured by the Silver Moon, an unknown celestial being that descended from the endless dark of the stars. It claimed the sky for itself and unleashed a ceaseless horde of monsters on mankind, the Qilesh. For centuries, the Empire stood against this horror, fighting in the name of their lost god, Harras. Every child of the Empire has to do their part to free the sun from the Silver Moon's grasp. Liron wants to do so, too, but his black hair marks him as an outcast, a bad omen that will bring nothing but doom. After giving up on his dreams, he is chosen to become a Knight Dracon, dragon riders who have battled the Qilesh since the sun was stolen from mankind. But fate was never kind to Liron. Through a shared vision of the future, Liron is shown murdering the Emperor, the Empire and their world in ruin. In his final moments, the Emperor declares Liron to be a traitor and orders his execution. Hunted by the heroes he once admired, Liron is forced to flee. His only refuge lies with the Resistance, a group of rebels determined to destroy the Empire. As he struggles to survive and grow stronger, Liron begins to unravel the many secrets behind the Empire, the war against the Qilesh, and the true nature of the Silver Moon. The same secrets that drove his future self to end it all. What to expect: - Slow burn - Epic Worldbuilding - Dark Fantasy - From Weak to Strong - Strategic fights and escalating action - Massive battles later on - Focus on Character relations and the Mc's development Release Schedule: Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday

Hello everyone, I am a young man who loves anime, manga, and light novels. My goal is to be able to tell my story in the same style as light novels. Stories such as: ‘Sword Art Online’, ‘86 - Eighty-Six’, ‘No Game No Life’, ‘Classroom of the Elite’, ‘Il monologo della Speziale’, etc. I hope to live up to these expectations and that you enjoy reading the story. A story where humans live in a city in the center of nothingness called Luminis. Their mission has always been to fight against the Demon King's creatures under God's command in the lands beyond Luminis' borders. In reality, it's all a fiction. A girl, friend of the protagonist Nakato Toruchi, follows her instinct and hopes to understand what lies beyond that city called Luminis, but she never returns. She leaves only Nakato. He now wants to know what happened to her and what his world hides.

Content Warning: Contains mature themes that may be unsuitable for underaged readers. Excerpt Ragnar finally looked up. His eyes roamed her face, then dropped lower and lingered just a second too long. “Careful, princess. Keep taunting me like that and I’ll start thinking you like our nightly sparring.” “And if I did?” Her voice was soft now. Almost playful. “Would you stop pretending that you don't like it when I challenge you?” He rose from his seat slowly until he stood toe to toe with her. “Tell me something, Circe.” She tilted her chin up. “What?” “If I kissed you right now… Would you slap me, stab me, or kiss me back?” Her breath hitched. “That depends.” “On?” “How good the kiss is.” A pause. Something hummed between them, something neither of them dared name. Ragnar’s gaze dropped to her mouth. “Do you want me to find out?” She smiled, slow and wicked. “Make it worth the risk.” **** She was forced to marry the man who led the attack on her people. After her father is murdered, Circe is forced to leave her home and become a prisoner of the enemy. When she is taken to the enemy territory, she expects to be tortured physically in every way imaginable. But what she hadn't expected was for the vampire king to offer her up as a bride to his illegitimate son, the very same man that had her people slaughtered. It was a fate worse than torture. With her little brother's life on the line and with nowhere to run, Circe is forced to succumb to her fate. Right then she vowed in the name of her dead father to bring her husband to his knees. She would have her revenge, even if it meant destroying herself in the process. From the first time Prince Ragnar laid eyes on Circe, he knew she was going to be trouble. But trouble had never looked so intriguing. She was a puzzle he couldn't solve and that fact only drew him closer. Like a moth to a flame, she threatened to consume him. She would be his very own demise. Circe's presence in Lamora awoke something sinister, a malicious entity roaming the lands. From dusk till dawn, the streets of Lamora becomes engulfed in a strange fog and from within the voice of a woman can be heard. Anyone who wanders out at night when the fog comes, vanishes seemingly without a trace. Never to be found again. what happens when Circe's brother becomes a victim of this evil presence? What happens when Circe has no other choice but to team up with her husband, who she despises, in order to find the truth behind the disappearances and the evil magic plaguing their lands.

Saul, a man tired from work the day before, was walking reading his favorite light novel that was in the last chapter. After passing by a fruit stand and leaving, he ends up being ambushed by someone he knew and they both end up dying. One last time he reads the end of his favorite story before closing his eyes, finding the ending horrible. When he opens his eyes, he realizes that they had been reincarnated in the novel and that he was now screwed because he had been reincarnated in one of the three stooges from the beginning of the story and that he would be defeated by the protagonist and to make matters worse, the ending of the story was that everyone died...

His first day ended with a knife in his throat. Marcus, the so called “Mad Lord”, awakens to clarity and a system’s grim decree: [Days Left: 183.] His first choice leads to a brutal death and his second, to a perfect frame. But the Edge Of Death offers more than a countdown. It grants knowledge and secrets hidden by time. Forbidden methods and designs this world was never meant to have. Hunted by the wealthy and nobles, ruling a starving land on the brink of collapse, Marcus makes a single decision: if survival is difficult, then he will build something that will make his enemies hesitate. From an impoverished territory, he begins to forge an empire of his own.