Cherreads

I Reincarnated into a Single-celled Organism!

Whatsawhizzer
Playboy. Lecher. Parasite. Pond Scum. The girls had a lot of names for me, but that never stopped the next one from spreading her legs. I never really trusted people, and given how pathetically I die, I don’t think I would trust anyone ever again. What is this? I’m still alive? What is this place? Why can’t I see? Species: Autotrophic Prokayote It looks like I have a long way to becoming human. Then again, why would I want to become human? To hell with humanity and the drama that comes with it. *Author Note: I am Whatsawhizzer, the original and only author of these books. This is a Whatsawhizzer Web Novel approved account. You can verify in my copyright here https://whatsawhizzerwebnovels.com/copyright/ which includes a link to these works. So, I appreciate the support, but please stop accusing me of plagiarizing myself and certainly stop reporting my account. Thanks.
Latest Updates

Football: What Happened To Going To The Nightclub? I Have To Score

Su Luo finds himself reborn in the 2013 World Youth Championship, gifted with an extraordinary talent: the Da Luo template, guaranteeing 100% scoring accuracy with every shot! Dominating the tournament and leading the national youth team to the finals, Su Luo's triumph is cut short when he's expelled from the national team for visiting a nightclub. Defiant, Su Luo embraces his rebellious streak, discovering that each nightclub visit awakens new, legendary football skills. [One nightclub visit: Unlocks the Harland template, with unbeatable physical confrontations.] [Five nightclub visits: Unlocks the Modric template, ensuring a 100% pass success rate.] [Ten nightclub visits: Unlocks the Messi template, perfecting his game to a 100% success rate.] Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Manchester City, and other football giants fall to their knees before the "Little Prince of the Nightclub." Guardiola: "Su Luo is top ten in the world when he plays by the rules, but number one when he frequents nightclubs!" Klopp: "Su Luo was seen picking up girls in a nightclub last night? This match is as good as lost." Wenger: "Come to Arsenal, and you can visit nightclubs every day." Celebrities like Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, and Elizabeth Olsen can't resist his charm: "After last night, he's even stronger!" Desperate, the national team begs for his return: "Su Luo, please come back. We won't restrict you anymore!" Witness the rise of Su Luo, as his nightlife adventures transform him into an unstoppable football legend, reshaping the world of soccer with every visit to the club. Disclaimer: This is Translation --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel Patreon have 50+ advanced chapters for you guys Your help will be greatly appreciated.
Phoeni_Xcel · 2.4m Views