Having a Father Like Me Is Truly Embarrassing

Ron traveled to the world of One Piece and rose step by step to the rank of Vice Admiral. But everything collapsed when the Celestial Dragon he was protecting was seriously injured. Ron was expelled from the Navy, and his future seemed doomed. At that moment, a God-tier Entertainment System awakened. The system connected the pirate world to the Internet and even brought over Earth’s entertainment apps and devices. As long as people spent money in those apps, Ron would receive returns. Tiktok, Facebook, PUBG, Light Novels, Dungeon & Fighter… everything appeared. To change the era and put an end to senseless violence, Ron began spreading smartphones across the seas. Apps launched one after another. And from that day forward, the entire pirate world changed. In Amazon Lily, the young girls practiced trend-dance videos every day, while Empress Hancock gained millions of fans with a single glance. Dracule Mihawk got addicted to reading web novels and shouted that one day he would cut open the sky. Vegapunk, Judge, Caesar, and Queen all fought online for the title of “Top Inventor,” until they were eventually defeated by the unbeatable Valpo Alloy. Kaido kept losing matches and even got solo-killed in real life. Big Mom became obsessed with drama series and lost all interest in piracy. Shanks had no choice but to eat the Face-Face Fruit, turning into someone no one dared to ignore. The Five Elders played ranked games every day and shouted at their teammates: “Ron and the Four Emperors, all of you log in right now!” And high above, Im watched everything in silence. A world that had remained unchanged for 800 years… collapsed completely in just one year. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

"The best way to predict the future is to build the machine that creates it." ​The Indian subcontinent is a pressure cooker of Cold War paranoia and aging colonial remnants. While the world watches the borders for the flash of muzzle flares, Karan is looking at a different map—one made of supply chains, energy reserves, and industrial bottlenecks. ​Armed with a "System" that calculates the weight of history in real-time, Karan begins a silent, surgical strike against the status quo. His mission isn't just to win a war; it's to ensure India never has to depend on a foreign power to fight one again.

Gu Ye chuckled wickedly, his fingers teasing Xiao Wu's vulva. "Plop, plop," the sounds of water filled the air, and Xiao Wu seemed to melt, letting out a blissful "Ahhh!!" The poison Bu Le had administered was incredibly potent. Less than a minute after Gu Ye's fingers entered and teased her, Xiao Wu reached her climax. Her pink face flushed crimson, and her body suddenly stiffened. "Plop! Plop!" Streams of fluid spurted out. At the same time, Ning Rongrong, clinging to Gu Ye's waist, also reached her peak. Her large glans pressed deep into her passage, and Gu Ye, enveloped by Ning Rongrong, groaned with pleasure. "Gu...Ye...I'm going to cum...the stuff is coming out...good..." Ning Rongrong cried out incoherently, a gush of fluid already gushing out and pouring onto Gu Ye's glans. (I've seen the unedited version; I'm not sure about this one. It might have added some details. The unedited version always felt a bit disjointed.)

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official (this novel contain Adult Content 18+ in the upcoming chapters). Luo Yu, a genius from China, unexpectedly transmigrated to Douluo. He awakened an incredible Martial Soul at the start, overpowering the Shrek Seven Devils, defeating his peers, crushing Title Douluos, and pushing back against divine beings with a single hand… Shui Binger and her sisters: Luo Yu is too strong!!! The Skywater Academy's revival is within reach. Ning Rongrong: Don't call me little witch, I don't even dare to breathe in front of Brother Yu. Zhu Zhuqing: Compared to that jerk, Luo Yu is simply my ideal type! Xiao Wu: Third Bro clearly has countless secret techniques, why would he still be easily crushed by him! Ning Fengzhi, the Sect Master of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect: Luo Yu, do you want a wife…

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official He woke up and found he had transmigrated, becoming Huo Yuhao. Born weak, abandoned by a duke, the son of the plane burdened with a blood feud, he advanced step by step towards the peak, only to become a dog of the Tang family. He was firmly tethered at the feet of the Tang Godking. His mentor, Electrolux, was destroyed by the Tang Godking's schemes. He lost Wang Qiu'er, the woman who loved him most, in the Valley of Asking Love. Finally, he even lost his family name, Huo, and was forced to change his name to Dai, recognizing his enemy as his father! This life, the reborn Huo Yuhao vowed, such a tragedy would never happen again! But without the Tang Godking's secret assistance, how could he reach the peak? In despair, the system awakened! "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Dragon God Bloodline!" "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a million-year soul ring!" "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Undead Calamity Divine Spark!" As Huo Yuhao grew stronger, he gradually began to break free from the Tang Godking's control. He even turned around and attacked the God Realm, overthrowing the Tang Godking's rule. "If you can sit on the throne of the Godking, why can't I?"

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Zhou Sidong transmigrated. He had arrived in the Douluo Continent, and luckily, he was the child of Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue’s younger brother. However, a very important problem lay before him. Mom, I'm not dead yet, why are you burying me?! Many years passed... Above Jialing Pass. When Bibi Dong resolutely took the final blow from the Asura Demon Sword for Qian Renxue. Space suddenly tore open, and a handsome purple-haired young man stepped out from the shattered space, taking the Asura Demon Sword head-on. He turned to Bibi Dong and smiled, "Mom, I'm sorry, I'm late." Bibi Dong: ???

In a world where every human awakens a Crystal at the age of fifteen, power is determined from the very beginning. The stronger your Crystal, the greater the Monsters you can command… and the higher your place in society. Qalish was given a second chance at life after dying while trying to save a child. Reborn into a world of fantasy, he hoped for something more—something better. But fate had other plans. At his Awakening, his Crystal was judged as F Rank… the lowest of the low. Mocked. Looked down upon. Branded as a failure once again. Even in a new world… he was still nothing special. Until that night. At the stroke of midnight, a mysterious System appeared before him—something that should not exist in this world. A system that could: Analyze Monsters Reveal hidden evolution paths And… break the limits of rank itself In a world where strength is fixed and fate cannot be changed… Qalish has obtained the one power that defies everything. From the weakest F Rank… To something far beyond what the world has ever known.

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official In the 21st century, the master magician Sun Wukong transmigrated to Douluo and shared a name with two other Wukongs. Ding! The check-in system activated, granting him the Super Saiyan bloodline and the Golden Circlet Rod Martial Soul. A human heart, a Saiyan body, goodness and evil combined, challenging gods with a mortal form. Sun Wukong: "Wait! Let me dye my hair first..." Tang San: "Damn it! Why don't my Tang Sect hidden weapons work on him? Impossible!" Qian Renxue: "This golden one is really pretty~" Zhu Zhuqing: "I prefer the one with the red hair..." Hu Liena: "This red-haired one is better~" Bibi Dong: "Sun Wukong, are you even a man?" Shui Bing'er: "You have to always use this blue one from now on." Gu Yue Na: "The God Realm bullied me, quickly help me destroy them!" Huo Wu: "Sun Wukong! Don't even think about running away again!" Ning Rongrong: "My father even suggested you marry into our Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect (???). If it comes down to it, we can even pay you…" Godzilla: "Roar!" (Give me some nuclear missiles, I don't have enough energy to work for you!) Above the Douluo Continent's sky, he decided to create a legend on this land, one that belonged solely to the Super Saiyan…

Buy the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official A young man from Earth named Ao Tian is reborn on a primitive planet—as a baby dragon. But the long, lonely life of a dragon leaves him feeling empty, so he eventually chooses to fall into a deep sleep. 500 million years later, Ao Tian wakes up to a very different world. Humans now rule the planet, and one of the continents is called Douluo Continent. He remembers everything: Spirit Hall, Clear Sky Clan, Bibi Dong, Tang San… All the memories he had sealed away for millions of years come flooding back—and for the first time in ages, he finds life interesting again. “Little Nana, don’t call me Ancestor. Call me Brother Tian.” Gu Yuena, blushing: “Okay, Brother Tian…” He also hears that back when he was asleep, a wisp of his dragon aura leaked out. Someone stole it—and became the strongest being in the Divine Realm, the Dragon God. But even he ended up getting killed. Ao Tian doesn’t care." “Divine Realm? God Kings? I could crush them all with a single claw!” (This is an invincible main character story.)

This is an era where soul beasts and humans coexist. Giant apes roam the forests, huge whales swim the deep seas, celestial birds soar across the skies, and jade scorpions lurk in the icy wilderness... Two great empires divide the continent. The Spirit Hall dominates across the land, while secretive and sinister organizations operate from the shadows. The Upper Three Clans, the Lower Four Clans, the hidden sects — Haotian, Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon, Seven Treasure Glazed Tile — all shape the world’s power structure. In ancient times, before Tang San ever crossed into this world, who ruled the continent? What untold stories unfolded across its lands? He bears the power of Devour — consuming soul beasts and soul masters to fuel his own martial soul. A hidden savior buried in forgotten history... All that is known about him is that he was the first to possess twin martial souls — but the truth is, his legend goes far beyond that... [ The completed English-translated PDF of this fanfic is available on my Patreon shop. You can easily get it there and support me directly. ] https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official