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Genshin: The System Thinks I'm in Honkai

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When Kael Arclight finally awakens a system after sixteen quiet years in Teyvat, the name alone makes him freeze: Honkai Counterattack System. It gives him choices he never asked for, rewards that shouldn’t exist in Teyvat, and powers that feel more like Paths than Visions. Worse of all.. its first task mistakes Klee for Clara. As the System keeps forcing impossible decisions, Kael realizes something is wrong with both worlds… and with him. Title: 人在原神:崩铁逆袭系统什么鬼 Author: 阎罗松鼠 Alternative title: *Genshin Impact: The Starborn Visitor* You can read it here: https://www.webnovel.com/book/34014136608641305 PS: I am not associated with the original author or the current translator on Webnovel. I’ve stopped working on this novel because of it's mild response. It looks like someone else on Webnovel has continued it, so if you’re interested you can follow it there. Just sharing the link in good will for anyone who enjoyed the story
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