MARVEL: ALL I WANT IS TO BE A QUIET HONOR STUDENT
[Marvel] × [JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure] × [Invincible]
I transferred to Midtown High at the start of the semester with one simple goal: keep my head down, survive homeroom, and graduate without incident.
But fate—and New York—had other plans.
Some people just can’t resist poking the weird new kid.
Take Flash Thompson, the school’s resident meathead. Thought it’d be hilarious to trip me in the hallway. Bad idea.
Before he even finished smirking, Platinum Star—my towering, purple-clad Stand—zipped behind him in a blur of motion. In less than half a second, every screw in Thompson’s cafeteria chair vanished.
CRACK!
Down he went, landing hard on his pride—and his tailbone.
“Too heavy for your own good, huh?” I muttered, not even turning around.
Then there was the alley incident. Some lowlife tried to shake me down for lunch money on my walk home.
Big mistake.
I inhaled—Hamon surges through my veins!—and slammed my palm onto a nearby manhole cover.
THOOM!
The hundred-pound steel disc launched skyward like a discus hurled by Hercules, smacking the thug clean off his feet and into a dumpster two blocks over.
From the fire escape above, Peter Parker gaped, wide-eyed. “That—that’s not how physics works!”
I shrugged. “In my world, there’s no such thing as ‘physics.’ Only Euler.”
Peter dropped down in front of me, voice shaky. “JoJo… what kind of monster are you?”
I adjusted the brim of my hat—the one that melted into my hair like shadow—and gave him a tired look.
“Hey, hey, hey. You’re way too loud. Move it—I’ve got dinner to cook.”
Table of contents
- 1Chapter 1: 17 Years Old, Hates Violence!2026-02-20 00:00
- 2Chapter 2: Following Me? Young Man, You Know Nothing of Power!2026-02-20 00:02
- 3Chapter 3: The End of Physics Is Joren!2026-02-20 00:03
- 4Chapter 4: Thompson, Is Creamy Pasta Delicious?2026-02-20 00:04
- 5Chapter 5: You Call This a Coincidence?2026-02-20 04:00
- 6Chapter 6: Norman Osborn Is Dying!2026-02-20 04:12
- 7Chapter 7: The First Sign of Spider-Sense — He Attacked His Savior?2026-02-20 06:00
- 8Chapter 8: He’s Picking Steaks… and I’m Mutating?2026-02-20 06:18
- 9Chapter 9: Don’t Block My Way — I’m in a Hurry to Cook2026-02-21 00:00
- 10Chapter 10: If We Don’t Hurry, the Meat Will Get Stale!2026-02-21 00:10
- 11Chapter 11: Do You Need Me to End Your Despair?2026-02-22 00:00
- 12Chapter 12: Why Was He Still Driving a Taxi?2026-02-22 00:23
- 13Chapter 13: Getting Beaten Up Is the Only Way to Become Stronger!2026-02-22 01:00
- 14Chapter 14: Eye-Watering! What Kind of Spider-Man Is This?!2026-02-22 01:16
- 15Chapter 15: This Damned Fate Was Bound to Come2026-02-22 05:23
- 16Chapter 16: Joren: Huh? That’s It?2026-02-22 05:23
- 17Chapter 17: Joren: What Does This Have to Do with Me? Peter: I’m Falling Apart!2026-02-23 00:00
- 18Chapter 18: Yare Yare… Who Dares Break Into My House?2026-02-23 00:23
- 19Chapter 19: I’ve Found You, Little Wildcat2026-02-23 05:00
- 20Chapter 20: Is That All You’ve Got? You Dare Call Yourself a Queen?2026-02-23 06:51
- 21Chapter 21: You Mess with Me? I’ll Make Sure You Don’t Even Graduate High School!2026-02-24 00:00
- 22Chapter 22: A Golden Brand? We’ll Smash It Today!2026-02-24 00:16
- 23Chapter 23: Hello, New Desk Mate! I’ll Shatter Your Peace!2026-02-25 00:00
- 24Chapter 24: Then Let Him Become an Orphan!2026-02-25 00:24
- 25Chapter 25: Game Upgrade! Target: King of New York!2026-02-25 04:24
- 26Chapter 26: Bullseye Never Misses? Sorry, I Destroyed Him!2026-02-25 04:24
- 27Chapter 27: Kill Him! Are Your Bullets Fast Enough?2026-02-26 00:00
- 28Chapter 28: Daredevil Arrives — The Battle… Is It Over?2026-02-26 00:26
- 29Chapter 29 — Dressed Like This, You Still Want to Live a Peaceful Life?2026-02-27 00:00
- 30Chapter 30 — Thanks to You, I Have Been Re-Engineered2026-02-27 00:21
- 31Chapter 31 — The World’s Deadliest Assassin? He Didn’t Last a Second.2026-02-28 00:00
- 32Chapter 32 — The Whole City Has Become His Eyes2026-02-28 00:32
- 33Chapter 33 — Mental Torture: The Invisible Cage2026-03-01 00:36
- 34Chapter 34 — So You’re Called Purple Man? Taste My Fist.2026-03-01 00:36
- 35Chapter 35 — When the Entire City Sings Praises to the Demon2026-03-02 00:00
- 36Chapter 36 — Yare Yare… Even Death Is a Blessing2026-03-02 00:20
- 37Chapter 37 — Dark Carnival? The Sun Is About to Rise2026-03-03 04:48
- 38Chapter 38 — The Sun Should Not Walk at Night2026-03-04 00:00
- 39Chapter 39 — Rebirth? Come on, Two Seconds Is Enough for You!2026-03-05 00:00
- 40Chapter 40 — Euler Ineffective? What Is This Sticky Stuff?!2026-03-05 00:10
- 41Chapter 41 — Your God, Have You Ever Seen the Sun?2026-03-06 00:00
- 42Chapter 42 — The Beast Is Immortal! It Is Despair!2026-03-06 00:08
- 43Chapter 43 — Smash! Zawuldo!2026-03-07 00:00
- 44Chapter 44 — Once You Flip the Table, You Don’t Get to Leave2026-03-07 00:08
- 45Chapter 45 — S.H.I.E.L.D. Is Stunned; Mission Priority Overrides Everything2026-03-08 05:17
- 46Chapter 46 — Oh Dear… Trouble Keeps Knocking2026-03-09 00:00
- 47Chapter 47 — Tony: You Call This a High School Student?!2026-03-10 00:00
- 48Chapter 48 — A Sun Resided Within Him2026-03-11 00:01
- 49Chapter 49 — Your Love Is Her Death Warrant2026-03-12 00:00
- 50Chapter 50 — A Beautiful Woman Enters the Room… and You’re Actually Bald?2026-03-13 00:00
- 51Chapter 51 Goodbye, Cowardly Norman!2026-03-14 00:00
- 52Chapter 52 Physics Collapses! Your Energy Doesn’t Follow Science!2026-03-15 00:00
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