Good news: I got isekai'd. I not only came with a cheat, I can also freely mix and match traits.
Bad news: I don't have enough points, so the only race I can afford is Slime. My spawn point is also Ultramar at the end of the 41st millennium.
Faced with a timeline where he has to start out by eating literal crap just to survive, Zhou Yuan swears that even if he dies out there, even if he jumps off a cliff, he will never take a single bite.
Naturally, the law of "famous last words" never fails.
And so, for the sake of survival, Zhou Yuan begins a lifestyle of eating whatever he can get, no matter how disgusting, and starts building an army of his own.
A bootleg squad of Ultramarines?
Get them in there!
A Knight mech equipped with AI?
Get it in there!
Ork Astartes?
Get it in there!
A magical girl who can cast Explosion magic:
Explosion! If one blast can't solve it, then use two.
A Tech-Priest with the power of "If I think it works, it works":
Whether the machine spirit is pleased or not, who knows? But if I say it should be pleased, then it damn well should be.
And so, as Zhou Yuan's heretical army grows larger and larger, it begins attracting more and more attention.
The God of Wisdom and Hope:
"Ah~ A kind of magic I've never seen before."
The God of Eternity and Life:
"Ah~ A lifeform I've never seen before."
If you want, I can also turn this into a more dramatic web-novel style English blurb or a Thai translation.
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