"Zenkichi, why did you take so long!? You said you were at your friends playing video games? But Medaka-chan said you haven't gone seen her, nor were you at school!"
Zenkichi's brows twitched.
Apparently, Hitomi thought that her son's only friend/s was Medaka. Sad, but well, it was to be expected!
After all, when was the last time that someone other than Medaka had hung out with him at his house? And other than her, who else had he mentioned being friends with in the last month?
He can't exactly mention Shiranui, or else she'd start giving him the look of: "ah, I see. So you're just like your father". Hell nah!
Zenkichi subconsciously recalled the last friends he hung out with before life got in the way.
'I wonder how Tatsumi and Takayuki are doing. I hope they can take care of themselves after the dissolution of the group. God, I hope those two haven't been sent to prison.'
'Ichigo and Chad. Those two haven't contacted me ever since Ichigo's house got hit by a truck. Wonder how they're doing now... Oh yeah, isn't Tatsuki in the Karate Club? It's unfortunate I couldn't see her a few days ago when I speed run most of the martial art clubs.'
"—Oh god, don't tell me you've gone back to hanging out with those "bad" guys again? No, no. Zenkichi! What did I say about them? And what did I say about being criminal? You...." Hitomi rambled, lips trembling, and eyes watery.
Zenkichi flinched, head down.
"Mom, I'm sorry for worrying you." He mumbled, the words feeling heavy on his tongue.
"I wasn't with Medaka, but I wasn't doing anything bad either. And I haven't met with my... the "bad guys" as well. I just... lost track of time. Honest. I know I should have told you." He didn't elaborate on where he was, knowing it would only lead to more questions he wasn't prepared to answer.
Definitely not without revealing his escapades! You can keep a lot of secrets from people, but from your mom? Either you're the greatest liar in the world or a sociopath, there's no in-between.
'The last thing I want is for my mom to get all crazy about Itami.'
It wouldn't have been a problem if he introduced a normal person as his girlfriend, but Itami wasn't normal. She's a cyborg!
Zenkichi deeply understands his mother. He wasn't worried that she'd get all scared about Itami, he was more worried that she'd worm her way into Itami's heart as a loving "mother-in-law" and make her spill everything.
Specifically, the threesome he, Itami, and Youka had!
That's fucking embarrassing!
'Speaking of Youka,' Zenkichi secretly glanced at Medaka, who was uncharacteristically fixing up the dinner table in silence. It's actually worrying that she isn't saying anything.
Normally, she'd either be scolding him for worrying his mom and her or start grilling him harshly for answers.
And trust him, you do not want Medaka interrogating you. She has the skills that could make even an elite CIRO specialist(similar to a CIA agent, just Japanese) look like an amateur.
'I'm... about 70% sure that Youka Naze is a relative of hers, likely her long lost sister. Should I tell her? But that would expose my relationship with Youka.' He clenched his fist, head down, his eyes sharpened.
'So what? Making Medaka happy is better than keeping my selfish secrets.' His resolve hardened. The issue is when's the best time for it.
His thoughts disrupted when Hitomi grabbed his ear and harshly twisted it.
"Are you listening?!"
"Ouch! Ouch! I'm sorry!"
.....
"So, have you learned your lesson?" Hitomi asked, pouting, as she took a bite into her meal. Her lips curled as she started eating; it was her favorite meal after all.
She had brought home takeout, barbecue chicken in fact, but Zenkichi took a while to get home so it got cold. It was Medaka who had heated up the meal and fixed it up a bit.
"Yes mom." Zenkichi wryly smiled, eating his meal in silence.
"Good! Now, you're grounded for two days buster!"
"Yes, mom." Zenkichi chuckled, smiling. His mom smiled back at him before focusing on her meal, and then getting seconds a moment later.
Are all petite women gluttonous? He blinked, feeling it was kinda scary how his mom and Shiranui almost have the same frenzy for food.
"...." Medaka silently stared at Zenkichi.
'Why is she looking at me like that? D-Does she know?!' He inwardly panicked almost instantly, fearing the worst, he tried his best to keep his facial features as normal as possible.
He might seemed too paranoid or delusional, but this was Medaka Kurokami! The genius of the millennia! She was like the fem-Conan from that detective anime.
'I can't jump into any conclusions, yet. She isn't saying right now, which is weird and out of character for her. My escapades with girls wouldn't be enough to keep her mouth shut and acting all cold like this? Something else is bothering her...'
Zenkichi wasn't no detective, but he understood his childhood friend the most out of anyone. So he knew that something was definitely amiss.
Medaka was never one to hold back, especially with him.
[Ding! System maintenance has been completed. Hentai System has successfully underwent an upgrade.]
[Welcome to Hentai System 2.0]
[System Note: Deepest apologies for the inconvenience, user. As compensation, the user shall receive 100 HP.]
[Do you wish to check out the new update?] [Y/N?]
'Might as well.' Zenkichi mentally pressed for the 'yes' option.
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Name: Zenkichi Hitoyoshi
Age: 16
Title: (New)Yellow Flash
*Yellow Flash - It's revealed that you were once a powerful fighter and leader of a group called the P.P.(Pagan Paladins) Gang. This title grants the user passive abilities when in combat:
*69% increased of speed, enhanced senses, enhanced eye perception, and slightly enhanced healing regeneration(you heal 3x faster than the average person).
*Moreover, when you start stacking around 3 defeated enemies, it would start to appear as though yellow lightning envelopes your body.
Skills:
*Indomitable Sex Spirit
*Fertility Control
*Horny Eyes
*Lustful Touch
*Hypnotic Gaze
*Communication with Gods
Items: Love Potion(1x), The Bonk
HP: 1,050
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Hitomi Hitoyoshi: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – She loves you as any maternal mother would, she would protect you with her life. However, she's slightly displeased that her son was being naughty and acted like a delinquent. She hopes you continue being a good boy and not be like his father.
Medaka Kurokami: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ – Though she doesn't show it, she loves you but deeply thinks she doesn't deserve you ever since you first rejected her. She's currently displeased that you kept avoiding her for so long and wants you to join her student council, and her displeasure spiked when she found out you had hung out with some unknown women—mostly because you have their scent. P.S. She doesn't know the identities of the women. But she will remember their scent.
Hansode Shiranui: ⭐⭐⭐ – She thinks of you as a good and interesting person. But due to her upbringing, she couldn't easily develop deeper feelings for you. She's a bit happy right now because you've promised to provide her more food.
Itami Koga: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ — She's your girlfriend. She's in love with you and loves to do all sorts of lovey-dovey stuff that lovers do. She especially wants to go on a date with you soon.
Youka Naze/Kujira Kurokami: ⭐⭐⭐ — She finds you interesting and would like to commit many, many more experiments with you. She'd like to know if it's possible for you to ****** **** ****. P.S Even for me, it's obscene to describe.
Seiko Ayase: ⭐⭐⭐ — She thinks of you as a good kid and a very good lover. She'd like to have another round with you if you ever meet again. Also, she's worried that her granddaughter would encounter you. Her bat is very much ready to enact justice if that ever happens.
Nyx: ??? — That's a secret for now~
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Velvet Aphrodisia Pill – 10 Hentai Points
Description: You don't need this, but who knows if others need it? You don't got a job yet, do ya?
Blushing Sakura Wine – 1,000 Hentai Points
Description: Can't deal with post nut clarity? You wanna share a drink with an alcoholic? You wanna have rough and wild sex with a drunkard? Disclaimer: I do not condone drinking...For the right price, I might....
Sweet Nights Incense – 200 Hentai Points
Description: Trust me bro, you gotta wanna want this whenever you do sex.
Lewd Cursed Spirit — 1,000 Hentai Points
Description: Your soul and spirit now has the attribute of Lewd. You can now pull and circulate the energies of the world around you; mana, Qi, cursed energy, Ki, etc. but these energies carry would carry the attribute of "Lewd". So whenever you cast a spell or technique, it would have very lewd effects.
Eros Physique — 2,000 Hentai Points
Description: You basically have the body of the Greek God Eros. Further abilities will be given when this item is acquired.
Hentai Protagonist Cut — 69 Hentai Points
Description: Your bangs would always cover your eyes. This makes most ordinary people that you don't have a close relationship with to forget about your face and increase your chance of sexual encounters.
Domain: Infinite Backshots — 6,900 Hentai Points
Description: ??? Further details will be given once the user purchases the "Lewd Cursed Spirit".
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There was a lot to unpack and go through, but one line had quickly stole Zenkichi's attention. His face quietly turned pale white.
[—She's currently displeased that you kept avoiding her for so long and wants you to join her student council, and her displeasure spiked when she found out you had hung out with some unknown women—mostly because you have their scent. P.S. She doesn't know the identities of the women. But she will remembers their scent.]
She knows. She knooows...
'Aaaahh Shiiit....'
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AN: So...Tits or Ass?