It was as if a hundred thousand Celestial Soldiers had arrived above his head while he was sleeping, surrounding him completely in a tight net, waiting for a one-eyed black man with permed hair to jump out with a pair of guns and shout at him, "Surprise motherf@ker!"
Now, the surprise descended from the heavens, illuminating Huai Shi's pupils.
He stiffly raised his head, looking up at the violent Thunder flashing across the sky, his mouth agape in shock.
Mother, what kind of sin have I committed!
Did I talk in my sleep again, saying something like 'I want to defy the heavens'? But surely, I couldn't have shouted it hundreds of thousands of times in my sleep?
There was no time to shout 'Wait, you got the wrong person!' before the forest of Thunder plummeted from the pitch-black clouds, inch by inch piercing towards Huai Shi's astonished face as time itself seemed to freeze.
The speed was so swift that Huai Shi had no chance to react.
