There were three soldiers who were captured by cannibals. The cannibals told the soldiers that they would skin them and eat them and use their skin to make a canoe, but they get to choose how they die. The first soldier, a Japanese soldier, asked for a knife, and they gave him just a regular knife, he says "For my honor." before disemboweling himself. The second soldier, a British soldier, asks for a gun, and they gave him an old but functional flintlock pistol, he direction at his head and says "For my country." and shoots himself. The third soldier, an American soldier, askedfor fork, confused they gave it to him, the man then proceeds to stab himself repeatedly with the fork for a good two and a half minutes. When asked why he responded with "Fuck your canoe!"
I heard that joke somewhere, I don't remember where, I really fucking like it. I've also been on a TearofGrace binge I highly recommend his content I think this is where I heard it.