Niko Manser Ch. ProjectMirAIs-EN
Waiting for Niko Manser Ch. ProjectMirAIs-EN
May 10 at 12:00 PM
The thumbnail was an old and abandoned building on a hill. Although the title of the stream said it was a hospital, it wasn't clear from just the outside what sort of building it was. But that wasn't what drew the eye.
Black grass. Stones that seemed perpetually cast in shadow. And the most ominous part of the picture was an opaque gray mist that made the building seem like it was dissolving into the background.
> @concernedpenguin: Is, uh. This a real photo?
> @icypanda: OMG DO NOT ENTER THAT GIRL!
> @killerwhale: That is LITERALLY Silent Hills 2!
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> @questioningquail: John okayed this?!
> @JohnSmith🔧: Don't worry. I'm on site in the Ghost Busters van.
> @ghost_hunter: LMAO
> @not_kirito: If you die on the stream you die in real life though...
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> @open_secret: Okay, Niko is just tempting fate at this point.
> @word_presser: Is this what happens when you try to Meincraft yourself and fail?
> @nikomancer_ichiban: Nah, Niko was like this even in her past life
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> @2bit_horse: Big concern.
> @8bit_rooster: Not concerned at all! Hana's chilling in the window.
> @ohanadayo: ...Oh my god she is.
> @killer_instincts: You're all tripping. No one's in the window.
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> @keen_ai: Is it just me, or those rocks have eyes?
> @orange_balloon: Okay, but WHY though?
> @scaredy_cat: GUYS. BOTTOM LEFT. IS THAT A FOOT OR AM I TRIPPING? LIKE, CUT OFF FROM THE HEEL WITH A SOCK.
> @keen_ai: ...It's a rock. I think. Hopefully.
> @JohnSmith🔧: Just a rock. I've already scoped the site.
> @keen_ai: ..."scoped"?
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> @NikoManser_VT🔧: Sorry guys!
> @NikoManser_VT🔧: Reception's pretty bad.
> @NikoManser_VT🔧: Mister John's fixing it for us.
> @NikoManser_VT🔧: Give us a minute or two!
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> @concernedsquirrels: Of course it's bad! That place looks haunted to hell and back!
> @corpse_parties: Avoid the mannequins.
> @sakamata_rio: Do NOT play the paper talisman game!
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> @ZenDrion_VT🔧: ...i'm scared.
> @ZenDrion_VT🔧: if i don't post tomorrow tell my parents i always hated them and to eat a dyke.
> @ZenDrion_VT🔧: T_T
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> @orange_cat: LMAO. Did they drag Zen along?
> @little_pig: Girl, you murdered a whole ballroom and now you're scared of ghosts?
> @noble_dog: To be fair, I would be scared of ghosts too if I murdered like 100 people.
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> @HanaHomura_VT🔧: Don't worry! I'm here!
> @NotRinHibana🔧: Me too!
> @Arenbi_VT🔧: Me three!
> @JohnSmith🔧: Me four.
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> @super_stish_us: John just casually claiming four in a haunted location, okay.
> @JohnSmith🔧: My wife is unironically scarier than any vengeful ghost ever could be.
> @HVG: That's because your wife unironically is practically a living vengeful ghost.
> @SYSTEM: @HVG has been suspended for 444 years.
> @JohnSmith🔧: Huh. Weird. I put 999999 years but it switched to 444 years.
> @ZenDrion_VT🔧: OH MY GOD IT'S IN OUR CHAT?!
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> @a_theist: Pft. As if ghosts would be in chat.
> @999-999-9999: You have one missed call.
> @̴d̴̷̸̵̸̸̵̴̴̷̸̷̸̶̵̴̵̟̖̯̜͙̍͊̍̍̎̚͘͝͝e̴̶̸̶̵̸̶̵̸̶̴̸̸̵̵̵̶̴̶̷̷̵̡̟̱͎̝͖͉̻͓̬͇͆̓̃̀̇̄͠͝a̸̴̸̵̶̶̴̴̸̷̶̜̫̯͇͍̍͆͂d̶̷̸̸̵̸̶̵̸̸̴̴̴̴̸̷̵̶̶̸͍͔̗̤̐̐̎͐͂͛̒̾̿͐̊̈͝m̴̷̷̷̷̷̵̴̷̵͓̆̇̿́̆͊ạ̵̶̷̴̵̷̶̶̶̸̴̴̸̵̴͙̾̾̈́͗͋͌̇́̕͝n̵̸̴̸̵̴̴̴̸̷̴̷̴̴̷̸̵̴̸̵̴̵̸̵̶̨̡̲͓͓̞͉͈̭̦̥̦͍͕̅̅̌̑͆̏̚͜4̸̸̴̷̸̶̶̵̵̶̵̴̶̷͔̜͍̺͙͎̗͎̙͐͜4̶̷̶̷̴̷̵̴̶̶̷̵̶̶̷̸̸̧̧̜̖̩̙̼̪͑͑̔̿̀͌4̴̴̴̷̸̸̴̸̴̷̸̴̷̴̸̷̹̞̜͙͎̪̞̤͉͖̽̌̈́: ẁ̷͖̮e̵͇͑ͅ ̶̥̌̓ͅa̴͚͌̏r̸̛̦̄ẹ̴̭̎ ̶̨̾̕a̶͇̅̑ľ̸͙͝ͅẁ̶̹̺̄a̷̬̚ͅy̸̯̓ͅs̶̠̗̍ ̴̖̤͝w̴͎̌a̶̟̋̅t̵͇̐̿c̵̮̉͠h̸͉̙͂̈́į̸̍̂n̴͈̂g̷̳͍̀
> @[]: __ ___ ____.
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> @spooked_pig: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
> @miss_terious: Guys. Guys, you're just larping, right?
> @TsubameAkari_VT🔧: Oh no. I drew Great Misfortune for everyone in chat.
> @terri_fied: NO NO NO NO NO NO
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> @JohnSmith🔧: ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
> @JohnSmith🔧: Alright, threw down a lot of exorcism salt.
> @JohnSmith🔧: There are no ghosts in the chat anymore.
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> @redpanda: LMAO
> @purplepenguin: John's too funny
> @mira-chan🔧: No worries! I killed them! 💪💪
> @hungryhippo: XDDDDD
Suddenly, the stream started, making the thumbnail vanish as it was replaced with a black screen.
But right after that, Niko's voice echoed. "Is this thing finally on?"
John's voice echoed after that. "It's on. Chat's live. Say hi, chat."
> @lucky_clover: WE LIIIIVE
> @emilia: Stay alive!
> @Not_suki_Subaru: Don't restart from zero!
Niko laughed and said, "You guys are ridiculous. It's broad daylight here, you know?"
Zen's voice echoed from the distance, sounding panicked. "IT'S DARK IN THE BUILDING THOUGH! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING AND MY FLASHLIGHT IS DYING!"
> @fieryfox: XD
> @straightgarbage🔧: Holy crap, Queen's kouhais are crazier than her.
> @failurefox🔧: Hana's there.
> @goldenorca🔧: That explains everything...
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> @octo_posse: Zen actually scared of ghosts? lol
> @freakin_pencil: just kill them deader!
> @not_kirito: Uh, try not to get last attacked.
Hana's giggles echoed, sounding like it was coming from a long hallway. "Boo."
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Zen screamed and then the sounds of rapid footsteps echoed after that.
A voice that sounded almost like Hana's, but a slight bit more unhinged echoed. Rin's. "Oh stop being a scaredy cat, Zen! If anything, I'm the scariest thing here!"
Arenbi's voice echoed after that. "Yeah! And we have knives!"
> @uncle_rodger: Fuiyoh! Nieces expanding to spirit realm?
> @stefan_he: Couldn't even pass to afterlife. Failure!
> @kaleb_city: I'm here for the literacy exam- huh?
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> @ohanadayo: Poor Zen...
> @hanas_imouto: Fighting, Ohana!
> @miraizfan_111: Wait, who gave Hana a knife?
Niko let out an exasperated sigh and said, "Well, that's what we're dealing with here. I wanted to have a nice off-collab with everyone, but Zen might sit this out in the van with Mister John."
John's chuckle echoed from somewhere in the distance. Then he said, "I'll be here all night in the camper van, so no worries. If you're scared, I'll be there."
> @yellow_pigeon: Awww. John being all protective dad for his new idols.
> @local_weatherman: I guess being a dad made him better?
> @white_haus: Day one of waiting for a girl to slip up and call him Dad.
Almost on cue, Arenbi's voice echoed and she said, "Dad, should we put the sandwiches in the fridge or take them with us?"
> @white_haus: ...Okay. Zero days since a 'Dad' incident.
> @orange_squirrel: WHEEEZE
> @dying_horse: BRUH
> @empty_pot: Dad aura too strong now XD
> @killer_instincts: To be fair, John is mega dad vibes these days
"Oh my gosh! Nooooo!" Arenbi's mortified voice sounded out before a loud slap echoed. The sound of her facepalming.
Niko laughed and said, "Already, Arenbi? I was thinking you'd last at least until Monday before slipping up."
"I can't help it! Dad's too Dad-like! I mean, Mister John is! Uuuu..."
> @kahns_piracy: Okay, but like Arenbi isn't actually John's daughter, right?
> @yue_smith🔧: I accept adopting her.
> @quiveringquail: GIRL WHAT?!
John burst out laughing in the distance and said, "Arenbi!"
Arenbi's mortified voice echoed. "What?!"
"Yue says you're adopted now."
"Wh-What?! Miss Yue did?! ...CAN YOU EVEN ADOPT ME?!"
"I mean, if you want? You don't have a last name on your channel, so let me just..."
> @arenbi_smith🔧: UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
> @laughing_hyena: Daughteru get speedrun any%? XD
> @icypenguin: BRUUUUUH
Arenbi gasped and said, "OH MY GOD MISTER JOHN! YOU DID NOT!"
"I just did~"
Niko laughed. And as she did, the sounds of footsteps echoed while John's voice and Arenbi's voice grew distant in the background. When it was quiet, Niko said, "So, they're probably going to go back and forth for a bit, so let's chat. Just us."
> @shallot_dragon: I'm game!
> @perfect_shell: Ah, perfection. Just my Oshi and I.
> @ten_chins_han: Kiko how ya doin?
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> @straight_lace: Guys, can we stop larping on main?
> @sung_jinu: Never
> @not_kirito: I'd rather die!
Niko chuckled and said, "Okay. So like you guys probably can see, there's no video. The moment we turn it on, it gets all glitchy and the stream dies, so just audio. But real talk, you might hear weird stuff that we don't. EMF and ghost phenomena, you know? So your job is to clip all of that for us to watch later. I'll do a reaction stream. We're filming it on our end with 360 cameras, but we can't show it live. I'll line it up afterwards though."
> @spook_enthusiast: omg we're doing real ghost hunting?!
> @lore_enthusiast: Is this LoreOwl approved...?
> @loreowl🔧: Yes.
> @lore_enthusiast: Oh. Carry on~
The sound of crunching grass echoed, followed by Rin's voice calling out from somewhere in the distance. "Guys! I found an old mannequin! Should I toss it out the window to see how sturdy it is?"
> @witchy_pig: NO!
> @white_owl: PLEASE STOP.
> @ohanadayo: HANA. HANA NO!
> @HanaHomura_VT🔧: That's not me. That's Rin. >.>
Zen's terrified screams echoed before she said, "RIN-SENPAI! PLEASE DO NOT DAMAGE POTENTIALLY HAUNTED-"
*CRASH*
"OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA ALL DIE IN OUR SLEEP!"
> @freddy_cougar: Uh, I think any ghost trying to scare Rin is gonna die if they try meeting her in her dreams...
> @ohanadayo: Ohana is not daijobu dayo...
> @hanas_imouto: o.O
John sighed and said, "Rin. You realize that you're actively racking up bad karma by doing all of that?"
"It's okay! I dare!"
"That's not the point- You know what? I'll just go do some good luck rituals later. What am I even worried about? Go crazy."
"Yay! Best kinda-sorta-dad ever!"
Niko laughed. Footsteps echoed before she said, "You're absolutely just enabling all of our worst habits, aren't you, Pops?"
"...Pops?"
Dead silence.
Then Arenbi laughed. "HAH! See?!"
"Sh-Shut up!"
> @nekomancer_ichiban: XDDDD
> @white_haus: Days since dad incidents - 0
> @stefan_he: I will send you to Jesus!
> @larp_master_666: ...Guys. Real talk. Don't we like have the archetype of every horror movie cast that dies right here and now?
> @horror_enthusiast: OH MY GOD.
> @movie_goer: The competent and reliable dad (john), the scared girl (zen), the cameraman/lady (niko), the crazy combat chick (rin), the rational chick (hana), and the bubbly preppy girl (arenbi)
> @vegetable_prince: It's joever...