"When I finally saved up enough money to max out my diamonds and even found a girlfriend online, just as we were about to meet, you guys banned me because I had an antivirus program installed."
SMACK!
Another slap landed.
"Give me back my girlfriend! Give me back my first love!"
Muggle was so frantic he was on the verge of tears.
It wasn't even entirely my fault, so why are they taking it all out on me?
"After losing my girlfriend, I was forced to become a man of culture, and I've been one for years! I collected countless premium resources, and then you went and reported my media player?"
Yet another slap.
Muggle felt dizzy, the world spinning around him.
"I can't watch my videos, so I thought I'd listen to music, right? What the hell? You started pulling the copyright card? I could understand if others did it, but a company that started with piracy has the nerve to talk about copyright?"
SMACK!
"You're charging for game skins now? Aren't those supposed to be free?"
