Chapter 4 - Eijin Tateno

(A/N: Sadly I will be referring to the fat shit as Eijin, which I randomly found)

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"Wow I did get to look around properly before, but I've got to say this guy had a nice apartment" said Eijin with a surprised look on his face.

*yawn*

"After getting a real human body, I feel pretty tired" yawned Eijin, as he walked towards the bedroom, to have a comfortable sleep. After what happened in the past day.

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Beep Beep Beep

"AURRGH" groaned the lump on the bed, as he woke up.

thought Eijin, as he got up. But then he recalled what happened yesterday.

"Aw yeah that happened yesterday" said Eijin talking to nobody.

"what the fuck its 6:00, who the fuck wakes up at 6:00" exclaimed Eijin with a surprised look on his face. He then shuffled through the previous man memories, before he remembered, that the man had a shop. And 7:00 was the usually time that he would open it.

thought Eijin as he ate his breakfast. Which consisted of instant ramen, and some soda.

He finished his ramen and soda before dressing casually, and heading off to work.

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thought Eijin. Changing his course from the mall to the ATM nearby.

"haha....you've got to be joking" said Eijin with dejected laugh.

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ATM

Name - Eijin Tateno

Available Balance - ¥119,891.45

(A/N: around $1038.45 or £780.78)

▪︎Cash

▪︎Receipt

▪︎ Exit

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"This guy is broke, he legit has no money" muttered Eijin, as he was trembling.

"FUCK!"

"FUCk"

"FUck"

"Fuck"

"fuck"

His voice echoed through the street, which made everyone stop and look at him. The women with children were all given him the evil eye, as they covered their children's ears.

But Eijin continued to lament about his shitty financial situation, until he reached the mall, where the shop was.

He walked into the mall, and took the elevator up to the second floor where the pervious Eijin's shop was. But before he could get the shutters of his shop open, he heard a very feminine voice call out to him.

"Eijin-kunnnnn"

"oh my fucking god" muttered Eijin.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU" shouted towards the origin of the voice.

"aww stop joking around Eijin" laughed the voice.

"STAY AWAY FROM YOU BEAST,

yo....you....YOU ABOMINATION!" shouted back Eijin, with fear in voice. Which seemed to take the last straw for the person.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" said the origin of the voice, in a deep masculine tone.

"HUH HUH, SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER" continued the voice, looking like a gangster.

"I'm sorry....*deep inhale*...i'm so sorry, please dont kill me" As Eijin pissed his pants as he kowtowed in front of the monstrosity of a women, with tears and snot covering his face.

"I was just j..joking, I'm sorry Hilda-san" as he continue to kowtow in his own piss, tears, and snot.

"Say sorry then"

(A/N: Did not have the resolve to put 'Baka Eijin' I would die from the cringe).

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thought Hilda, as she walked back to her store. As she reprimanded herself for doing such unlady-like behaviour before.

"Maybe he has a girlfriend, but it would be funny if its another persons soul like all those villainess manhwa I read....HAHA" laughed Hilda, before continuing her journey back to her store.

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