So, where tf I've been? A little bit after the last chapter I went on a family holiday to Greece.
To cut a long story short...
Big fucking mistake.
I lost a few fingers, and full use and mobility of one of my arms. I tried, honestly tried before, during, and after rehabilitation to write. But it's not easy. Even now, years later I'm struggling.
I've effectively been retired because of this injury. My brother-in-law is writing this because I physically can't. I can just barely feed myself, dress myself, and wash myself.
But little else.
I'm in a better space mentally, which is why I'm having Jake write this for me.
I really wish I never went to Greece...