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Betad by Marethyu, Priapus, Beans
The Guild of Gamers: The Tamer
Chapter 20: Body Improvement Club
– Kaito –
"I'm sorry, can you repeat that?" Momo asks, blinking for a moment as I stare at her desperately.
"I need a translator, this bitch is speaking in tongues," I repeat, giving Camie a confused look. I understand maybe one out of every three words she says, and it's giving me a headache.
"I… see? You're Camie Utsushimi, right? From 2-A? I was under the impression you spoke Japanese," Momo says, making Camie laugh.
"Like, obviously? I don't know why Kaits is being so cray-cray," Camie says, making me look to Momo for help. "It's lowkey adorbs that he ran to you for help, btw."
"Ah, I think I see the problem," Momo says, her lips twitching.
"Is she possessed? Brain-damaged?" I ask.
"Dude, that's like super mean. I'm just chatting, y'know? You're being a major bummer," Camie replies. "You're lucky you're such a snack, and that funny scowl you do when you're confused is hot."
"Camie, go easy on Kaito," Momo scolds, giving Camie a knowing look which just makes her laugh. "He's easily confused by new things, and honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't just kissed you to shut you up."
I was considered fucking her face, but Momo is too sweet to say that.
"Huh, and you're not jelly about all his baddies?" Camie asks, making Momo laugh again. Jelly? Blue?
"No, I'm not. Kaito is a… unique case, and he had plenty of 'baddies' before we met," Momo replies easily.
Baddies? Villains? Is there someone to punch here? Please say yes.
"Fr. Gotta say, I'm catching some totally sus vibes from you~ Oh, Em, Gee, you totes get off to it, don't you?" Camie says excitedly, making Momo go bright red. "No shame, girlboss. You like what you like, and if you wanna watch the caveman do what he does best, that's totes nobody's business but yours and whoever the barbarian is banging. You've got some total queen energy, I dig it."
"If I upgrade your Quirk, will you go away?" I ask, moving onto the negotiation phase of things.
"Bruh moment. I'm looking extra fire today in my uniform, and you're trying to send me away?" Camie says. I pause, looking at her uniform. Unlike the U.A. uniform I'm used to, she's wearing a dark blue one with orange pieces, and a very short skirt. "It's the Shiketsu High uniform. I got permission from Nezzy to wear it."
That's the first thing she's said that made sense to me.
"That's the school that was destroyed in the Kaiju fight, right? Were you there?" I ask, making her wince, and Momo give her a sympathetic look.
"Yeah," Camie admits, her bizarre tongue fading for a moment. "It was a total yikes moment. Like, bruh, the heroes drove the big rock dude to the school, and he just went boom. Serious bad vibes all around."
"...I want information," I demand, but before Momo can scold me, Camie perks up and agrees.
"Obvs, you're the Symbol of Victory. I'll totes tell you everything I know," Camie agrees, a determined look in her eyes.
"Will you do it in a way I understand?" I ask, making her pause.
"Don't be such a normie," Camie says, answering my question without needing to actually answer. "You're totally cuter when you're not talking. Like, you've got major rizz when you're just doing that dark broody look, but then you open your mouth and it's a yikes."
Broody? I am not fucking broody.
"See? You look totes wicked like that when you're not yapping," Camie continues.
"That's just his confused face. He does it a lot during math class," Momo agrees, teasing me a little as I give her a betrayed look.
"...Momo, come to Seiai with me. The fucking rat is sending me with this… woman. If I go alone, bad things will happen to one of us," I say, making her blink before I remember that she doesn't know about the dungeon trip. I quickly explain it and reassure her that Nezu will definitely let her come. I even prove it by calling him and telling him that I'm not going without Momo, which he agrees to easily.
"It's super adorbs that he trusts you so much, are you two lowkey banging?" Camie asks, making Momo blush again.
"Not yet," Momo finally responds, looking slightly smug as she glances at me.
"Oh, I got that one. She was asking if we were fucking, right?" I ask, making her blush go supernova and Camie burst into laughter again, doubling over as she cackles like a hyena. "Not yet, huh?"
"I… shut up," Momo eloquently says, slapping my chest as Camie gets her laughter under control.
"Like I said, total queen energy," Camie agrees, giving Momo a slap on the ass.
"I… yes, I'll come with you Kaito. I wouldn't want to leave you alone in such a scary situation," Momo says, desperate to change the subject as I grin and give her a quick kiss.
"Thanks, babe," I say, also giving Momo a pat on the ass. She just sighs fondly, giving us both a somewhat annoyed look. Despite her annoyed expression, she doesn't stop me from resting my hand on her ass as I pull her against me, instead she simply lays her head on my shoulder.
"Like I said, totes adorbs," Camie says, patting me on the chest. "Man, you're totally jacked, huh? Even by U.A. standards, those are some plus ultra abs. I could grate cheese on them."
As she speaks, she just lazily molests me, and I make up my mind. Reaching out, I place my other hand on her ass, slipping under her short skirt and give it a squeeze. For a moment, I think she's gone bare under her skirt but after a second I realise she just has a tiny thong on.
"Told ya, I've got a banging booty. I don't even blame Toga for copping a feel when she was pretending to be you. It was lowkey hilarious to watch the big wild barbarian have major girly-girl vibes when she thought no-one was looking," Camie says easily, uncaring of the fact that my hand hasn't moved away.
I can't help but be a little annoyed, because she's fucking right. She does have a totes banging ass.
I pause, letting out a full-body shudder and step away from them both.
"Thanks, Momo. I'll get the rat to send you the details, but it's this weekend. Bring Lilipup," I say, making her nod easily.
"Of course. I've trained him against some of the other girls' monsters, especially Toru's Bidoofs and Melissa's Eevees, but this will be good training for him," Momo agrees with a small smile.
"Not Carol's Tauros?" I ask, making her shake her head.
"Horny- and we shouldn't have let her call it that- is as careful as Carol herself," Momo says simply, making me snort. "But don't you think you should improve Camie's Quirk now, so she can practice?"
"You don't have to. I totally get that there's probably a star-filled waiting list of major heroes wanting your magic touch," Camie says, waving me off. "Must be nice to have so many superstars wanting to get a grope from your magic hands, huh? If I had that, I'd totes have gotten my hands on Hawks by now. Have you seen him? Oh. Em. Gee. And Endeavour? Fiery muscle daddy energy. I bet he's a great cuddler. Oh, don't look so broody, Kaits, you're a total hottie yourself. I've seen you around with Emi, and damn do you look good as a daddy. It's super hot that you-"
I silence her, as Momo suggested, with a rough kiss that catches her by surprise for just a moment before she giggles into it, feeling my power do its work.
Stepping back, I watch her sway for a moment before she recovers and grins.
"Whoa, if that's what it feels like, I get why so many heroines like your magic touch, big guy," Camie praises, uncaring of her smeared lipstick. "But what did you do? I felt you touching my Quirk, but it feels the same."
"Kaito, you're supposed to ask what upgrade they want, not just choose yourself," Momo scolds.
"If I did that, I'd have to try and work out her response. The less she talks the better," I say in response, arms crossed. "I just gave her illusions some weight behind them. It ain't much, but at least now they can take a hit or give one back."
Camie pauses, her carefree attitude falling for a moment as she opens her mouth and breathes out a mist that takes the form of my worst nightmare, a second Camie. Camie reaches out, and gives a high five to herself as the pair physically touch, Camie staring at her hand in disbelief.
"Bro… that's lowkey fucking amazing," Camie finally says, excitement clear in her tone.
I respond by punching the fake Camie in the face, and where before it would have gone through the illusion, now it meets some resistance as I knock her back. Camie grins, her illusion doing the same as the illusion punches me right back, uppercutting me. It barely moves my chin, but then I'm used to punches from Primeape. It'd probably at least hurt a regular person, and I think she could get more force with some practice.
"You totally wanted to do that from the start, huh?" Camie asks with a grin. "I kinda figured you'd shut me up, one way or the other, but you're like lowkey really sweet, huh? Way less violent than some haters say."
"I'm violent when I need to be violent. You're just annoying, not a threat," I reply bluntly. "Plus, you've got amazing tits so I was focusing on them instead of your babbling."
"I know, right? I'm rocking these babies. Still, daaaaamn girl, what do you eat? Those have to be E-cups at least," Camie says, making Momo flush.
"They are pretty amazing," I agree, as Momo sighs deeply. Hey, if I have to suffer through Camie, I'm not doing it alone.
As the girls talk and I occasionally try to translate Camie's babbling, I pause as I consider an almost off-hand comment she said. My abs are good, even by U.A's standard. I mean, I'm pleased I'm the best, obviously, but she's not wrong, is she? Half my class are way too fucking squishy. I could break them over my knee without even batting an eye.
Somewhere, deep in the back of my mind, a comment from Momo during her lessons and explanations of U.A and schools in general hits me.
Excusing myself from the pair, I make my way to Nezu's office and let myself in, moving over to his desk.
"May I help you, Kaito?" Nezu asks easily.
"How do I make a club?" I ask, making him pause before he smiles slightly.
– Nana Shimura –
As the door to her room burst open, she watched Kaito enter with a bemused look. She'd been studying his actions since his arrival, so she wasn't surprised by him not knocking, though she had to wonder why he'd come to her bedroom (briefly wondering if it was for sexual reasons before shaking the thought away).
"Hello, Kaito. I don't believe we've properly met, given you passed out after resurrecting me," Nana greeted easily, keeping a smile on her face.
"What? Oh, yeah, hi. You've got great abs," Kaito said, making her blink in confusion as she looked down at her body.
"Thank you. I trained rather hard to get this strong," Nana admitted, making him nod. "I didn't get a chance to thank you before, but I truly am grateful for your-"
"That's not what's important, right now. You're joining the staff, right?" he asked, getting a nod from her. She couldn't help but be slightly amused at his seemingly excited behaviour. "Perfect. The other students are so fucking squishy. I could benchpress them. Don't get me started on that little purple balls dude. They're gonna get eaten alive. Doesn't matter if your Quirk is OP if your body is pathetic and noodly and you die cause you couldn't move fast enough."
"You aren't wrong. Float isn't the strongest Quirk so I trained hard to get where I was before I inherited One for All," Nana agreed, a frown on her face.
"See, you get it. But the idiots don't even know how to work out. Greenie coulda crippled herself if me and Kirishima hadn't been there," Kaito agreed. "Anyway, Nezu said I needed a club advisor and five members if I wanted to make a new club. You're the advisor."
"Oh, am I?" Nana asked, amused at his demanding attitude.
"Well, yeah. Are you gonna let your students die because they're flabby and too lazy to fix it?" Kaito asked, making her laugh.
"No, I certainly won't. I owe you, anyway. I'd be honoured to help you make a new club," Nana agreed easily, a smile on her face. He wasn't wrong about Midoriya, or 'Greenie'. She had to wonder how Toshinori had trained his successor if she'd nearly broken her spine weightlifting.
"Perfect. I knew you'd be perfect when I saw that body. Respect. The abs nearly distracted me from the tits," Kaito admitted bluntly, once again making her laugh at his extremely upfront attitude. She'd been naked when they met, after all. "Anyway, I'm gonna go and kidnap greenie and my other club members. Talk to the rat for me, yeah?"
"Of course," Nana agreed, watching him run away excitedly. She wanted to study him more to see if he was truly All for One's son, and how better than to accept the invitation he'd offered? She almost pitied young Midoriya, since she very much suspected that this was not going to be a willing recruitment. Well, she could help her grand-successor train as well, so this worked in multiple ways.
– Izumi Midoriya –
Her mom was going to U.A.
It still sounded crazy to her, but it was true, and Bakugo was still raging about the fact that both their moms would be part of the new special class. Whismur was adorable, and it was nice to know her mom had someone to look after her, even if she was slightly jealous.
It didn't really change anything, in fact Izumi would call it a complete positive. Her mom would be much safer in U.A, and wouldn't be alone at home. With Dungeon Breaks and Kaiju attacks on the rise, she couldn't deny she'd been worried about leaving her mother alone to pursue her dream.
"You!" Kaito shouted, making several students jump as Izumi blinked at his tone. She looked at him, wondering what the barbarian prince of U.A was up to this time. The answer? Charging at her with a determined expression on his face as she let out a yelp of surprise.
"H-hello, Kaito?" Izumi squeaked, more of a question than a greeting, as he charged toward her with zero hesitation. Before she could even react, she was grabbed and thrown over his shoulder, Kaito running away with her, carrying her like a potato sack. Her questions went unanswered as she was promptly kidnapped by the Symbol of Victory and taken away.
His reputation preceded him, and her mind went to dirty places as she considered what he wanted her for, his comments on her breasts before making her face go red and countless fantasies of Kaito claiming her flying through her mind as he barged into another room and tossed her onto her feet.
"You too, huh?" Carol asked, making her blink at the sight of their classmate in a… revealing workout outfit, a very tight gym top and tiny shorts on the buxom blonde. Professor Aizawa's niece, Tomo, was also there in a more proper gym outfit, as well as Kirishima, as the pair of redheads chatted.
Izumi paused, looking around the room in confusion. This wasn't the school's gym, but it had some very impressive-looking equipment.
"Izumi. You're stupid and don't know how to work out," Kaito said, making her blush at the mention of her… idiotic mistake. "Carol. You're pathetic and weak. If you weren't cute, you'd be useless."
"Yay for being cute!" Carol cheered, ignoring the insults.
The door opened, and her mother walked in, looking embarrassed in yoga pants and a tight-looking yoga top. Aunt Mitsuki was beside her, looking far more confident in her own outfit.
"Inko, you got fat," Kaito continued, making her go to defend her mother. "Mitsuki, you actually look damn good in that. I'm peeling you out of it later."
W-what?!
"All of you are now part of the Body Improvement Club. This is not up for debate," Kaito declared proudly, ripping away his tank top to reveal his muscular chest as he flexed. "If you want to quit, beat me in a wrestling match. No quirks or monsters. Only when you prove you can handle yourselves are you permitted to leave the club."
"Kaito, we talked about this," Nana said, making Izumi jump as she realised All Might's mentor was lurking in the corner. "Clubs are optional."
"Yeah. They can choose the club or my second plan to beat them into shape. Options," Kaito agreed. "This world is ruthless. Working on your quirks is good, mastering your techniques will help, but both are useless without endurance. Raw muscles will save your life when all else fails."
She ignored the declaration of manliness from Kirishima, who seemed to be moved to tears by the speech. Despite the kidnapping, she knew he was right. She had almost seriously hurt herself trying to get into shape, and while Kaito was as blunt as a hammer to the face, he was the Symbol of Victory. He meant well.
"Now, get out of those clothes, Greenie."
…right?
"He means get changed, you can't work out in your uniform," Nana explained helpfully.
"Yeah, whatever. The point is, I'm gonna make sure you actually know what the fuck you're doing. You've got a nice body, but I don't know what weird-ass training regimen you were doing because you clearly haven't got a clue how to actually maintain it," Kaito said, making her flush at his endlessly blunt attitude.
Again, he wasn't wrong. All Might's training plan of clearing the beach was good but there wasn't exactly a beach she could clear in U.A. and learning to adapt to a regular exercise plan had been hard, especially with All Might busy with everything that was going on.
"You're with me, Izumi. I told Toshinori I'd help," Nana said easily, gesturing for her to move over. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Kaito trying to train Carol to limited effect and her mother on the treadmill, but her attention was quickly taken by Nana.
She explained how All Might had trained her so far, watching Nana sigh deeply and rub her forehead.
"I… I mean, it worked, right?" Izumi defended, making Nana sigh again.
"It did, which is the only reason I'm not going to clip his ears. Toshi has a problem, if it can even be called that. He was too good. Toshinori was made for this, and he learnt incredibly fast. Well, Gran Torino's methods certainly helped, but the point is that he rarely actually struggled with anything when it came to training. He's the textbook definition of a prodigy," Nana explained, as Izumi listened eagerly. "Which is why he happens to be so damn bad at training other people. He also gave it to you far too soon. I know you had a deadline to join U.A., but it would have been far more logical to wait another year and ensure you were both physically and mentally prepared for this."
Nana was speaking softly, hidden by the sounds of exercise and chatter of the newly formed club, and once again, Izumi went to defend her idol, but Nana silenced her words with a single raised hand.
"But the past is the past, and we can only focus on the future. I can't speak for what was going through his mind, but I can help ensure that you are ready to take up our mantle," Nana said with a wide, very familiar smile. "Despite your repeated attempts to pass it back to us, you are the successor and vessel of One for All. It's time to become the worthy successor that Toshinori believes you can be."
Izumi nodded deeply, hands itching to find her notebook so she could write down every pearl of wisdom from All Might's mentor.
– Itsuka Kendo –
It hadn't taken long for U.A's newest club to become very well known, but then again, anything related to Kaito immediately became news and a source of rumours. She wasn't that interested in the endless rumours around Kaito, but even she'd heard the constant gossiping over him. Well, that and Monoma's ranting.
Monoma called the club the latest example of U.A.'s blatant favouritism toward its star pupil, and he had one hell of a chip on his shoulder over anything dealing with Kaito. Of course, he only really had himself to blame for the main source of his anger.
He'd tried to 'brush against' Kaito to copy his quirk, making plans to steal some of his hairs to use. This was how Monoma had learnt that someone else was running around as Kaito, and how his nose had gotten broken when he'd tried to confront Toga. Monoma was less than pleased that Toga didn't even get punished, and had instead gotten scolded over his attempt to copy Kaito's powers as Nezu had immediately seen through his excuses.
So now, despite having never dealt with the real Kaito, Monoma had a grudge and a half against the Symbol of Victory. Toga hadn't helped by explaining that Kaito would have punched him harder.
In truth, her class was in a bit of a war over Kaito. It was almost amusing that a man none of them had ever interacted with had been the source of so much chaos in 1-B. Ibara called him a sinful hedonist for all the rumours about his actions with the girls around him, but also called him a gift from God for his actions against the monsters. Setsuna had a thing for Kaito, and everyone in 1-B knew it.
Honestly, more than a few of her male classmates had it out for Kaito out of sheer jealousy over his popularity with the female students, but she couldn't blame her fellow girls. Kaito rarely wore a shirt, and he was ripped, not to mention a generally handsome face that had led to his barbarian prince nickname amongst the students.
…he wasn't helping matters by being so damn cute with Eri.
A large part of Monoma's argument came from the fact that class 1-A had started to get monsters and quirk upgrades from the Symbol of Victory. Her point that none of them had even approached Kaito had not exactly landed with him as he was very set in his dislike for Kaito. Setsuna hadn't helped by claiming that Monoma had an inferiority complex to his face, which… he probably did but saying it out loud to him hadn't helped matters at all.
How did any of them expect to get monsters or quirk upgrades if they'd never even tried talking to Kaito himself? It was ridiculous. Did Monoma expect that Kaito would track him down and freely offer a power up? Kaito probably didn't even know most of them existed, especially a single week into school. But teenage boys and logic didn't exactly mix, so Monoma continued his grudge. She however, was not so eager to get dragged into his jealousy when there were far more important matters at hand.
Knocking on the door, she waited a moment for it to open.
"Hello?" the red-headed boy she thought was named Kirishima said, looking at her and her companions in confusion.
"Hi. Is this the room for the Body Improvement Club?" Itsuka asked, making Kirishima nod.
"Oh yeah, come in," he said easily, turning and walking in as he called out to Kaito. The room was very well-equipped for such a new club, and she had to admit that Monoma probably had a tiny point on the principal giving Kaito way more than he would anyone else.
The room looked like it was several rooms that had been combined by removing walls, and the gear was clearly top of the line. Had this really been done in a matter of days? U.A. was kinda scary in a lot of ways. She'd heard people joke that U.A. basically had unlimited funding as long as it had Kaito, but still…
"Hey, bro. New recruits," Kirishima said, getting Kaito to turn from where he was… helping Eri run on a slow treadmill. The child had a serious look on her face that was seriously adorable, and nodded to Kaito as he made sure she was okay before coming over. He gave Kirishima a fistbump, looking over them.
Kaito moved closer, as she wondered whether she should speak or wait for him to. Tetsutetsu was unusually silent, but she knew he looked up to Kaito at least a little. The third member of the 1-B group was Gina, their Russian exchange student. She said nothing as well, but that was for a different reason. Itsuka tried not to think about how Gina was almost drooling at the sight of Kaito in a very form-fitting tank top. The girl was a big fan of muscles.
"You looking to join?" Kaito finally asked, after taking a moment to examine each of them.
"Yes, that's why we're here," Itsuka agreed, not quite as confident as she tried to sound. Kaito was intimidating up close, taller than any other student and built like a fucking tank. His body was littered with small scars, adding to his dangerous look.
"There are two types of students here. The soft ones who need to get into shape before their squishiness kills them, and the hard ones looking to maintain or improve their already impressive physique," Kaito explained, looking over each of them again. "You three look like you belong in the second category."
"I grew up in a dojo, and have been training since I was could walk," Itsuka agreed, making him hum. He looked down at her body again, but despite his reputation for being a horndog, she could tell his eyes were on her muscles rather than her breasts.
"Punch me," Kaito finally said, arms crossed. She didn't hesitate, her fist striking him in the stomach in a textbook punch. Kaito let out a little air, but she could tell he was barely phased by it. "Nice stance. You, spiky teeth. Punch me."
Tetsutetsu looked at her for a moment, before he too swung a punch and hit Kaito in the jaw. His head moved, but not by much as Kaito grinned against Tetsutetsu's fist.
As Tetsutetsu pulled back his fist, Kaito turned to Gina, but before he could even speak, her fist struck him in the chin in a perfectly delivered uppercut.
"I like you. Changing room is over there, get changed, and let's get to work," Kaito said with a wide grin.
Itsuka smiled back, amused at how quickly Monoma's claim that Kaito would turn them away had been proven to be jealous bullshit. She didn't know much about Kaito, but as she changed into her gym clothes, she knew that this club was exactly what it was said to be. A group of students dedicated to honing their bodies.
…she carefully ignored the conversation between Kaito and Kirishima about kidnapping some guy called Mineta, as she began working out with Tomo Aizawa, someone she actually knew as they were both the heirs to their families' dojos and had met at multiple tournaments over the years. Tetsutetsu was basically immediately dragged into the duo as the three muscular boys hung out. Honestly, despite the rumours around Kaito, the club had a rather relaxed aura.
It was exactly as Kaito had said, there were two clear types of club members. Those who were clearly fitness enthusiasts and those who needed help getting into shape. What surprised her was that the club didn't have a clear divide between the two. Kaito, as barbaric and wild as he was said to be, was happy to help anyone who was willing to put in the effort. He was a harsh taskmaster, but he knew his shit. It was the same throughout the club; everyone was helping each other get into shape so they could become the best heroes they could be.
She'd already ended up with two new partners for her morning runs, Tomo and Tsuyu. The frog girl's legs were amazing, putting her and Tomo to shame, but then they could help Tsuyu with her strength training.
Kaito's philosophy was clear. Everyone should be in good shape because the monsters wouldn't care if you were a hero or a civilian, and a good exercise regimen could be the difference between life and death. No matter how good your quirk was, you needed the body to support it. In her case, she needed a good figure because her quirk benefited from her own strength, but plenty of people had quirks that didn't get stronger from working out, and therefore, they neglected their exercise to focus on their quirk training. Kaito called those people 'future corpses'.
If you aren't in shape, you'll get tired faster. If you get tired, you'll make mistakes. If you make mistakes, you'll die. So, if you weren't trying to stay in shape, you were trying to die. Kaito was as blunt as they said, but he wasn't wrong, even if she'd never have said it so grimly.
Momo suggested that Kaito use his fame to get the public working out more. Then she had to explain that 'get in shape or die' wasn't a good message for the Symbol of Victory to be spreading. Kaito helpfully changed it to 'get in shape and maybe you won't die'.
Eijiro and Tetsutetsu agreed it was a manly message. She was pretty sure the trio of boys had a single brain cell between them half the time, and Primeape was usually holding onto it. Glancing over at where Eijiro and Tetsutetsu were cheering on Primeape as he deadlifted some incredible weights, she pushed down her laughter.
…of course, she got out-lifted by Teddiursa, a literal teddy bear monster. So, long story short, she was doubling her own training, alongside an equally humiliated Tomo. Sure, she could have lifted more with her quirk, as could Tomo when she stockpiled her own quirk, but at this point, it felt like cheating. She would definitely beat the teddy bear with her pure strength, especially since Kaito could.
Damn it, maybe she was part of the one braincell gang as well.
– Kaito –
"Why?" Carol asks, tilting her head in that airheaded way as I let out an annoyed grunt.
"Because you can't even run a quarter of a mile before you sit down and call it a day. What is going to happen when you need to run from a monster?" I ask, seeing the confusion in her eyes.
"Horny will carry me," Carol says, making me take a deep breath.
"What if he's injured and has to be desummoned? What if he's fighting?" I ask, trying to get through to the airheaded idiot that she needs to get into shape if she wants to be a fucking hero.
"Then you can carry me!" Carol cheers.
"What- why the fuck would I carry you?" I growl.
"...but you did, Big-chan? Remember, the big robot was going to step on me and you picked me up and carried me to safety," Carol explains.
"Because you'd sat down instead of running," I growl back.
"Because I was tired. So I sat down and then you came and got me," Carol explains happily, not seeing the problem with her taking a break in the middle of a high-intensity situation. "I also wanted more of my snacks."
"That's another thing. Stop eating so much pudding, you're going to get fat and then you'll be even worse. You can eat pudding when you can actually run for more than fifteen seconds without stopping," I say, making her pause and press a finger against her chin.
"Hmmmmm…. Nope! I don't get fat, silly," Carol says with that big dumb smile as I close my eyes and pinch the bridge of my nose to try and stop myself from kidnapping her and dropping her into a dungeon for a few weeks. "See, it all goes here!"
Opening them again, I stare for a moment as she stands before me with her school shirt in her hands, her bra barely containing her massive breasts. What the fuck is wrong with this family? Did Momo's side of the family steal every single braincell? Is that why she's so smart?
"Why are you like this?" I ask, restraining the urge to try and fuck her stupid. Maybe with how dumb she is, it'd fuck her smart instead.
"Hmm, just lucky?" Carol guesses. "But see, brute-chan, all my snacks go to these!"
Taking my hand, she places it on her chest with a carefree smile on her face. Losing what control I had left, I yank her bra up and make her tilt her head again as I grope her fat tits directly.
"Are you genuinely stupid?" I growl, making her giggle.
"No, silly. I'm smarter than you," Carol helpfully reminds me. "Is brute-chan angry? Or should I call you Daddy since you claimed Mommy?"
"...wait, are you trying to tempt me?" I ask, once again getting a head tilt.
"Yes, silly. Would I have taken my top off if I wasn't? You only do that with boys you like. Well, you take your top off for everyone because you're a manwhore but-"
Grabbing her, I toss her over my shoulder and set off on my quest to my bedroom. Time for plan b.
– Momo Yaoyorozu –
Sitting in her room, she went over the dietary plans she was helping some of the club members put together. Kaito did have some rather fun ideas, and the Body Improvement Club was turning out to be a very good one.
Sure, his attempts to get Carol to exercise for more than ten seconds were still failing but beyond that, it had been a great few days off-
As her phone vibrated, she paused at a message from Toru.
'Err, just saw Kaito storming through the corridors to his room carrying your topless cousin over his shoulder?'
…damn it, Carol.
She paused, the image of Kaito claiming Carol passing through her mind as she bit her lip.
Well, she should go and… check up on them, right?
— Bonus Scene — Nezu
Sitting in his office, he felt his frown grow deeper.
Their infiltrator had struck again. A theft this time. Miss Shield had managed to create a belt with the shackles from Primeape, which granted greatly-improved physical strength at the cost of the user's intelligence dropping in the process. That, along with several monster parts, had gone missing from the Monster Research Association building.
It was becoming increasingly clear that the spy was either a student or, far worse, a teacher at U.A.
What was curious was that the spy had managed to evade the invisible Bidoofs that patrolled the grounds. How they managed to sense them, he did not yet know, but it told them a little more about the potential quirk of the spy (or quirks if this was related to All for One). He'd spoken to Miss Hagakure, and she'd explained that she never set a patrol path exactly and just had them spread out and patrol without any set route or times, rotating when they got tired.
But they were set up in the MRA building, as they had a biosphere like Kaito's monsters and lived there so they could be studied, as well as looked after and fed, while Miss Hagakure was busy with classes. This was less airtight but also harder to predict; there were no plans that could be stolen to look for an opening. There were security systems, of course, but it was clear that the spy had either compromised the electronic security or had help, because the MRA buildings' sensors and cameras had been shut off without any alarms being raised, allowing for the theft to take place.
What concerned him was that Miss Hatsume was on the grounds at the time, due to her habit of staying late into the night to work on her 'babies' and she was most likely pregnant with Kaito's child. She could have been kidnapped, as she was likely merely rooms away from the spy during the attack, locked away in her workshop. U.A's security was clearly lax, and this was not acceptable.
They were finally making an effort toward defeating the dungeon issue, and he could not risk allowing anything to endanger that. His list of suspects and their potential sponsors was long, but he would get to the bottom of this.
But first, he needed to take additional steps to make sure that U.A's security was doubled. This was his domain, and he would not permit such an intrusion again. Imagining what he was going to do with the spy when he caught them, he chuckled darkly into his cup, catching several people off guard at the dark expression on his face.