"Oh, and fyi, that's not an extra seat, it's a toilet" I said to Morty while grinning a small grin.
"Sonava...ya'know what, I forgive you" Morty said after helping Rick stand up.
"Jesus Morty, you really are [ BURB! ]too forgiving" Rick said while quickly dusting down his pants.
"Well atleast he was honest with me!" yelled Morty.
I watched them continue their little quarrel as they quickly made their exit, leaving me alone inside my escape pod.
all around me are explosions, each one going of on their own accord, each one
singing a symphony of my success, an orchestrated plan finally coming to completion, thank GOD!
Fourteen years, that's how long its been. Fourteen long years since I reincarnated into this, this buttfuck of a realty. Goddamn Rick and Morty, but there's no reason to whine and cry about it anymore, because now, now I finally get to do that thing that I've always wanted to do.
I get to do that thing, with the curvy thing.
I feel a sudden lurch as I'm launched from the citadel of Ricks, like a bullet I shoot through space headed to my destination, a wormhole in the very center of this reality, and on the other side?
'The greater multiverse', I thought to myself as I rocketed towards the central finite curve, ( the curvy thing XD) finally, I crossed the threshold, 'and with that ladies and gentlemen we are finally in the multiverse, yeah baby! holy shit!'
'which worlds should I go to first? what girls should I bang?' leaning back into my seat I take a deep breath and slowly exhale, "haaaa", "stick to the plan Jezreel," I reminded myself."Ha!",'It's funny, even after all this time, I still refer to myself using my old name.'
'No matter!, back to my plan. First world, "Henry Danger," 'I'll steal the science and technology that made Captain Man indestructible, then I'll upgrade the shit out of it to the point that anything I make indestructible will be able to survive inside a blackhole!'
"muahahaha! cough! cough! cough!"( clearing throat sounds)
"Ahehem! ahem, computer."
"Yes, master?" Replied a female voice.
"Upload co-ordinates to my portal gun."
"Yes master. Co-ordinates uploaded."
"Computer."
"Hmmm?"
"Chances we get screwed because the co-ordinates do not take us to the desired destination?"
"27.4% chance."
"Mhm, I can roll with that."
Making sure his space helmet is on right and everything is airtight, our protagonist unlocks the space pod and opens it.
Standing on his seat he uses his portal gun to open a golden portal precisely 1 metre infront of his space pod, ( more like a mini rocket ) before quickly taking his seat, closing his space pod and Locking the hatches,
ignition from the thrusters push the space pod into the golden portal.
"Hehehe...here's to an awesome adventure."