Villain Ch 1935. Boss Aggro or Ghost Aggro?
Red_King walked up to the statue, poked it with his gauntlet. "Trap or not, this place screams Father^Alex's church fanclub headquarters."
Mastercraft smirked. "Honestly, we should leave you here to offer blessings while we go loot."
"I'm not a real priest," Alex mumbled.
"You're wearing a holy relic halo, bro," Red_King said. "That's commitment."
Allen chuckled quietly, walking up behind them. "We could start taking confession requests. Charge premium coin."
"Confess your microtransaction sins," Mastercraft added with mock solemnity. "We forgive you, child, but the Platinum Pass does not."
Alex turned pink. "C-can we not—"
And then—
Mastercraft wandered closer. "Yo… what if this statue's made of gold?"
Allen blinked. "It's not an interactable, right?"
Mastercraft reached up anyway. Touched it.
-CREEEEEAK!
The room shuddered.
Allen immediately tensed. "You didn't—"
"I barely touched it!" Mastercraft yelled.
