"Really... When you were all wrapped up in that assholes games, I didn't expect you to actually fix yourself. I expected you to burn out and destroy the entire universe around you."
I chuckled instead as I looked at the version of myself that had kitsune tails and ears atop his head. "Yeah... Well, once I realized the truth, I couldn't just ruin my immortal life and destroy everything for no good reason."
"So. What do I even call you... Other me? I can't just call you Jake anyway?"
The kitsune version of me chuckled into his drink. A can of Dr. Pepper he picked up from a Marvel Universe on the way to meet me, apparently, that I had my own can of.
"I was actually properly reincarnated into my own world. My name is Akari Sadra, I reincarnated into a very heavily AU version of Naruto, where I got turned into a kitsune... And yeah I became the new creator god basically after a series of events. And a lot of luck you could say."
The way he said alot of luck however rubbed me wrong for a moment. Still I asked the most pressing question after I had torn my way out of my own universe only to land here in this chill lounge where he was waiting for me.
"So what happens now then?" I asked curiously.
Akari shrugged and then with a grin he said. "Fuck dude you won. You want to restrict some power and head to DXD to grab some Fallen to worship as there new god? Hell just pretend to reincarnate as god so you can rail Gabriel? Fucking go for it man?"
He shook his head and said with a loud laugh. "Dude. I have seen some weird fucking Jake's when they leave their home verses for the first time... Hell I saw one turning into some kind of more humanoid Dragonite and plowing Cynthia and her Garchomp from Pokemon."
My face twitched at that as he said helplessly. "Yeah so the sky is the limit as for what you CAN do. Though even at your power level you are still only a universal level being. So be care of running around some special verses like Marvel and DC, their cosmic beings can still fuck you up."
A sigh escaped me as I drank the can of soda that reminded me of my home life so much before I reincarnated. Then I said quietly. "I think... That I want some time to enjoy myself. Just unwind you know? No dealing with chaos gods, not worring about Galactus eating my planet and shit."
My drinking buddy softly nodded before he looked around furtively and said quietly. "Ok buddy. Here is what you do. You head to Stardew Valley and hell I can guide you to some... Special ones, the people are beautiful. There isn't war, and you can just make a farm and just marry one of the VERY welcoming locals to have a peaceful mortal lifetime before you decide to move on."
He shrugged and said a bit sheepishly. "Althought alot of us are hard core fighters, explorers, and inventors. Honestly even more of us like to just chill out every few centuries and just live a mortal life time of peace. It helps keep us grounded with all our power."
He then added seriously. "Just... Make sure you don't choose to settle down into a hentai world setting even if you go for a world that have reverse sexual morality. Then it just turns into work as you have to fight off the worlds lewd aura."
I shook my head in amuesment at his words before I sighed and said thoughtfully. "You know what... Maybe you are right. Maybe a little trip to Stardew Valley or some Disney world would be for the best."
With that my new friend took out some bottles of whiskey and he tossed one to me and said with a grin. "Good! Now share a real drink with me. And... When I will check on in you in a couple months to see how you are doing."
After we both took a drink he added. "Also share a few tricks with you about the multiverse. Anyway, I got my Azula wait for me to come home. I need to make sure she doesn't poorly attempt to kill another one of my waifus as well."
I blinked at that before I gave him a high five as I asked with a guy's total honesty. "Bro... Who in your harem has the best tits and ass?"
My buddy paused at my question as he raised a hand to open a portal. Then he sat back and with a firm voice he spoke.
"Let you tell you man. It's not always about who has the best ass or tits when it comes to fucking. Because a 2B will almost always give the best head. And as for tit fucks Yukari Yakumo has them all beat as she uses the gap of her tits conceptually to give the best tit job period."
I went to open my mouth and he continued. "As for asses... It depends, are you looking for some hot dogging action or actual fucking? If it's the first then in my experience it's probably Mt Lady from MHA. It's suprisingly soft and can grow as big as you want."
And so on... And on he went and I realized this guy was just looking to fucking show off his harem to me!
So I started bragging back of course! Saying how I had an ogry with squads of beautiful super soldier Sister's of Battle along with fucking Barghest in a shorter form so it was 'natural' again.
Our guy talk healed a piece in my soul as I found an equal if not in power but a guy I could actually relax with. And afterwards... As I traveled through the void between universes.
I muttered firmly. "You know what... Fuck it, I am going to Touhou to get a Yukari and Ran Yakumo to tit fuck them both. I can't meet him again and not have anything to brag about."