Du Heng quickly finished a popsicle, looked up at the slightly dazzling sun, felt the heat wave rising from under his butt, stood up, patted his butt, and went inside to buy another ice cream.
This time, he chose a different flavor: Green Tongue!
Holding the ice cream, he returned to his previous spot, tore off the wrapper, and then, like an idiot, licked the Green Tongue in his hand with his own tongue.
He had never been so happy in his entire life.
Even though he drew stares from passersby, he just sat on the steps, having a blast.
Even the joy of having a partner couldn't top this.
Forgetting his worries in his amusement, he called Dong Yuezhang. "Dong, I want to buy a house, but I'm a bit short on cash. Can you lend me some?"
"Send me your card number. I'm busy right now; we'll talk later," Dong Yuezhang said before immediately hanging up.
Du Heng didn't mind being hung up on; the earlier "send me your card number" was enough.
