If Hololive was a TV series show about girls miraculously saving the word on they adventurers…
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This gig is inspired by catchy Openings to action TV shows, and a "MacGyver Theme Remix 2022 _ Epic Version" a 71 seconds long music.
Little about the TV show: Secret agent MacGyver (Richard Dean Anderson) is a specialist for extremely difficult tasks. Together with his inseparable friend Pete Thornton (Dana Elcar), he has an unerring sense of impending problems or disasters and can get involved in any dangerous situation.
He helps people in trouble, saves their endangered lives, protects the innocent, prevents global disasters or ecological catastrophes, thwarts the criminal plans of villains... All this with the help of his phenomenal knowledge of the laws of physics and chemistry, which he can simply, effectively and practically use in real life by applying them to ordinary everyday objects to help him "miraculously" resolve a dangerous situation.
Are you in trouble? MacGyver, renowned for his bravery and versatile knowledge, ingenuity, skills and physical prowess, does not hesitate and comes immediately to solve your catastrophic situation. (official text of the distributor)
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So in the sense of TV opening, even this story is kind of mash up of random snippets, and clips of them doing stuff and posing. Its quite a slid show of picture and situation humor.
As the MacGyver music start to play the hipping up tune, the first thing we see is a countdown on a timer connected to large bomb. A duo of pyrotechnic experts in (state service specialist officer) jackets standing in front of it, with task to defuse it.
But those dumb-dumb duo is Gawr Gura, (the friendly shark, bad at math), and Sakamata Chloe, (the bad Orca, bad at financial investments). So they look at each other, and rise hands and shoulders in (I don't know how!) gesture.
In next picture those two are running through the front door to not specified institution, jumping off the top step of short staircase, as the initiation hipping up tune reach its climax.
Then an explosion occurred, releasing the beats of the song, displaying at the screen the TV show name, and the real slide situation (simple animation) picture show, began. But for the name of Hololive TV show, imagine something catchy like: yapping idols zoo, or melody hero hotline, or Holographic lol life. Or just melody (power) rangers. (Oh wait that's the Enigmatic Recollection spin off gig.)
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Continuing on next scene, we see: Gura and Chloe, who are ready to jump out from a spin tale TV show red and yellow cargo plane. Orca wearing a massive large tamp traveler bag for camping on her back and lot of stuff hanging out of it, like the cast iron fry pan or a metal water bottle. She carrying a child carrier set on her chest, front torso, occupied by mentioned Shark. While Sakamata is full of joy to be deployed trying to walk out the side door. Gawr while crying a screaming in a panic, refuse to leave the plane, using all her strength, putting all her limbs onto the door frame, preventing them to jump out.
Subaru, the loud gym trainer duck, in role of pilot of this plane, is holding the steering wheel with one hand, while turning her torso to look back, shouting at them, calling them idiots, wile pointing at row of parachute bags hanging on wall. (Yes, somebody trying here to jump off the plane without a parachute. Trying to prove something about flying fishes.)
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Swamping on next scene, we see: Ceres Fauna, the vegetarian Kirin, the keeper of nature with mommy voice a soul of a pranking troll, was walking through hallway passing by infirmary. There was a note on wall, warning coworkers about sudden wave of allergy symptoms. There is even a loud sneeze from a patient inside the waiting room.
But Yuzuki Choco, a Sexy Dynamite Body health care doctor, already step outside her office and angrily shot (Its you!!) pointing a finger on outstretched hand at Ceres in (Hold on! Objection!) gesture.
So Fauna stop, to look back. We shall point that the Kirin going through a phase of life, where her antlers that normally have only a few leafs, are fully bloomed into thick green bush. It even have a lot of bloomed flower. So with the large round sun glasses on nose, and massive hair band on forehead so the second hair mane will not fall onto her face; she look like hippie with second hair set so big in volume that it look like a hoodie coat of a druid. But what doctor pointing at, is this visible trail of pollen that tailing the mommy of nature.
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Moving on onto next scene, we see: Calliope Mori, the raping Soul Raper, like a dad driving a pick up car with lot of short sized members, like they are going on a holiday trip. (Kobo, LaPlus, and such.) The car have more that one row of seat and they were having a fun, like singing a traveling song, to pass the traveling time. But the FuwaMoco duo, the Abyss guard hound twin sister were standing up, to have they heads out of the car roof, like a dogs.
Also there was this scene of certain unspecific character (originally Fauna) riding a veggie truck that past then driving in opposite direction. And this truck happened to run-over something, (or someone). So by sneak peak into the cabin, the drive good mood, turned into a worried one, as driver hesitantly look to back mirror. In sudden realization driver start sweating while holding the steering wheel tightly, fearfully glancing from side to side of (What I will do now) expression.
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In next scene, we see: Nanashi Mumei, the barn owl guardian of civilization, in role of the scout camp lead instructor, have a multilayer movable charcoal boards in her office, so when she saw incoming quests, (Mori's car), she move specific board to reveal the "Number of days without an incident:" message and wipe out the actual number under it with a sponge and write zero with a chalk. (From her cold stone expression, its not sure as who will be responsible for the incident.)
Also, lately at night, while taking a guard duty up at tall watch tower, she was caught to use a binocular to spy on someone in distance, and making an owl like noises while enjoying what she see. (Maybe she was spying a hot spring.) Next to her was Amane Kanata, an angelic denizen a student, in a role of assistant to camp leader. She was confused, about the antiques of the lead instructor, unsure what to say or do. But Mumei take the initiative, pushing a binocular onto hands of her assistant and force her to look. Of course, the moment she look, Aname freak out with a blush on her face.
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Flipping page on next scene, we see: Ninomae Ina'nis, the pun master as priestess of ancient one, has been in office surrounded by hills of paper towers made of documents to process, task to make, commission awaiting to be done, or just a company bureaucracy, and so on. When we say surrounded, there was piles on every table, stock of them were towering from floor to be taller that the height of occupant of this room when she sit on the chair. She wearing a blanked like sweater jacket of someone who work from a home and don't move that much. Her hairs are mess from the work.
A charcoal table on wall with "Days from last …" Is partially hidden behind the rising towers of documentation.
Ina having a visitor, Hakui Koyori a coyote scientist, wearing a lab coat who had an lab accident. So her coat, torso and hairs are covered by black dust from explosion. Her face and palms was partially cleaned in restroom, but we can clearly see, the reverse shadow of where the protective google was. At last this duo is enjoin a cup of hot tee, while having an tired employee expression enjoying the break in work with a soulmate.
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Moving on onto next scene, we see: Tsukumo Sana, the speaker of "Space" as large exotic girl with large assets and even larger appetite, was caught in luxury bakery devouring insane amount of food (mostly a bread). As the towers of empty food plates was rising up, so the pile of pay tickets was creating a small hill. She dint seem to be bothered by the hill size bill for food. Or dint even notice it, as she had this shine in her eyes accompanied by a hungry salvia drop at side of her mouth.
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Jumping one more time, we see: A trio of sailors: Marine Houshou the Captain of the Houshou Pirates. Minato Aqua, the airhead maid. And Murasaki Sion, smug, cheeky bratdark magician. The trio expressions, hair style and status of they clothing, especially the black stains hits thatthey got hit by explosion. Marine was holding a wooden ship steering wheel under her armpit.
The were standing in front of Boss Tokino Sora (mama), doing accounting, in her costume that do give out a hint of a business suit. The trio was sweating heavily, wile the boss giving them a silent scolding stare, thinking about they fate.
Then a full cardboard document carrier box summoned itself next to Sora, landing atop of a stack of other same boxes, positioned right next to her table. A lot of papers are sticking out of it, revealing of how much filled it is. There is a message on it, "Watson travel expenses." Because Amelia Watson is a time traveling detective, she is in an unique position to send her (travel expense bills?) through the time and space, to be processed for a refunding. Dumping all to one specific point, when accounting was ongoing
But… Sora Boss, give that box a (You again?!!) bad look. Without looking away from that boxes, she reach for a stamp holder and for a large red stamp. Without looking she stamped document that was right in front of her, hanging it back to trio in front of her. All while still staring at the boxes, determined to do something about it...
In next picture the trio left the boss office cheering a major victory, making a group pose like a trio of dummies, who secured a club funding from clubs commission. They hold that document up above they heads, that approved a ship repairs budged.
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And with the happy expression of the trio, the TV show tune reach its end.
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[Notes:] For some reason it feel like I just described, the alternate reason for graduating a specific members. Like Watson the time traveling detective left due travel expense. Mumei the staring owl, left from (watching passionately). Sana, from having incident with too much bread. And so on. Of course its all jokes, but I found it funny. This shall be an another pseudo Music Video Parody, but I only write it down.
Finally done at 1 Sep 2026