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As the New Day aggressively celebrated their massive victory, entirely dancing their way completely up the incredibly long entrance ramp, the broadcast completely transitioned away from the tag team ranks.
The sheer joy and comedy of the New Day's debut was entirely about to be completely replaced by the incredibly high stakes, absolute serious tension of the main event scene.
The camera completely cut back to the commentary desk. The smiles entirely vanished from the faces of Cole and Lawler, instantly replaced by completely focused, entirely serious expressions.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the fun and games are entirely over," Cole announced, his tone entirely shifting to match the absolute gravity of the upcoming segment. "We are entirely out of time, and it is officially time for the main event of Monday Night RAW."
"The stakes could not be absolutely any higher, Michael," Lawler agreed, entirely adjusting his headset. "Last night, the Big Show entirely liberated the United States Championship from the God King. But tonight, he has completely put himself entirely in the line of fire once again."
"Because of the absolute, unmitigated arrogance of Drew McIntyre!" JBL chimed in, aggressively pointing his pen at his broadcast partners. "McIntyre entirely felt he was completely owed a title shot just because he swung a steel chair! The Big Show called his absolute bluff! If Drew McIntyre can completely defeat the giant tonight, he entirely earns a guaranteed United States Championship match!"
"And that title match will completely take place in front of fifty thousand fans at the upcoming Over The Limit Pay Per View in Seattle, Washington!" Cole entirely confirmed, completely setting the absolute stage for the massive future clash. "It is entirely do or die for the Scottish Psychopath! He has to completely chop down the redwood tree tonight if he wants a shot at the gold!"
The arena completely darkened.
Suddenly, the haunting, incredibly powerful wail of the Scottish war pipes completely hijacked the audio feed!
The entire arena entirely exploded into a massive, deafening roar of pure, absolute anticipation!
Stepping out onto the stage, completely entirely locked into an absolute zone of sheer, unmitigated focus, was Drew McIntyre. The Scottish Psychopath was entirely dressed in his dark tartan wrestling trunks, completely lacking the leather duster. He wasn't entirely here to cut a promo, he was entirely here for absolute, catastrophic warfare.
Drew completely ignored the cheering fans. He aggressively marched down the incredibly long entrance ramp, his eyes entirely burning with absolute, homicidal Scottish aggression.
He completely climbed the solid steel steps, entirely stepping cleanly through the ropes, and aggressively paced around the squared circle like a caged tiger.
"Look at the absolute intensity in the eyes of the Scottish Psychopath!" Cole praised loudly. "He is entirely realizing the absolute magnitude of the opportunity that completely sits before him tonight!"
The war pipes entirely faded out, completely leaving a heavy, incredibly tense silence hanging entirely over the humid Florida arena.
A moment later, the heavy, incredibly rhythmic, deeply ominous bassline completely dropped through the massive PA system.
"WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL... IT'S THE BIG SHOW!"
The crowd entirely erupted into a second, massive wave of pure, absolute adulation!
Stepping out from behind the heavy black curtains, entirely looking like an absolute, immovable mountain of solid muscle and bone, was the new WWE United States Champion, the Big Show.
The giant was completely dressed in his signature one strap black singlet, heavily taped entirely around his massive wrists. Draped completely over his left shoulder, gleaming brightly under the arena spotlights, was the incredibly prestigious United States Championship.
Big Show entirely walked down the ramp with a slow, completely methodical, incredibly terrifying stride. He completely stepped over the top rope, entirely entering the squared circle, and stood entirely face to face with the Scottish Psychopath.
The absolute size discrepancy was completely staggering. Drew McIntyre was a massive, 260 pound powerhouse, but he was completely entirely dwarfed by the sheer, four hundred pound mass of the World's Largest Athlete.
Justin Roberts entirely stepped into the dead center of the ring, pulling his microphone completely close to his mouth.
"The following contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening!" Roberts completely bellowed, his voice entirely echoing perfectly through the stadium! "And it is a non title match! Introducing first... the challenger! From Ayr, Scotland! Weighing in at 260 pounds... he is the Scottish Psychopath... DREWWWWW MCINTYREEEEE!"
Drew aggressively entirely raised his fist into the air, completely entirely refusing to break absolute eye contact with the giant.
"And his opponent!" Roberts entirely announced, completely turning to the massive champion. "From Tampa, Florida! Weighing in at 400 pounds... he is the NEWWWWW WWE United States Champion... The World's Largest Athlete... The BIGGG SHOWWWW!"
The Big Show entirely completely unhooked the United States Championship from his massive shoulder. He entirely raised the gleaming gold completely high into the air, entirely showing the Psychopath exactly what was completely at stake.
The referee completely stepped forward, entirely taking the championship from the giant and passing it completely to the ringside crew. He entirely backed both massive men into their respective corners, entirely making absolutely sure they were completely ready for warfare.
The Tampa crowd completely buzzed with absolute, unmitigated electric anticipation. The entire arena completely held its breath, entirely waiting for the absolute collision of the two massive titans.
The referee completely raised his hand high into the air, entirely preparing to officially start the match. The fate of the United States Championship at the Over The Limit Pay Per View in Seattle completely hung in the balance.
The referee dropped his hand and violently signaled for the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
The main event of Monday Night RAW was officially underway. The Orlando crowd erupted into a massive, sustained roar, completely split down the middle as dueling chants of "Let's go, Drew!" and "Big Show!" aggressively echoed through the rafters of the entire arena.
In the dead center of the ring, the Scottish Psychopath and the World's Largest Athlete did not immediately lock up.
They slowly, methodically circled one another, their eyes locked in a piercing, unblinking stare of absolute mutual destruction. Drew McIntyre was radiating an intense, homicidal focus, desperately looking for the perfect opening to chop down the massive redwood tree standing before him. The Big Show, entirely aware of his own immense physical advantages, stood tall, his massive chest heaving, daring the challenger to make the first move.
Drew McIntyre didn't hesitate for long. The Scottish Psychopath let out a ferocious battle cry and aggressively charged forward, throwing a barrage of incredibly stiff, heavy right hands directly at the giant's jaw!
The sheer impact of the strikes echoed loudly around the arena, but the Big Show barely flinched. The four hundred pound monster simply absorbed the blows, entirely stepping forward and violently shoving Drew McIntyre completely across the ring with a single, massive push to the chest!
Drew flew backward, crashing hard into the corner turnbuckles, entirely realizing that a straight up fistfight with the World's Largest Athlete was absolute suicide.
"Look at the sheer, unmitigated power of the United States Champion!" Cole praised loudly on commentary, a massive grin on his face. "Drew McIntyre is a two hundred and sixty pound powerhouse, but the Big Show just tossed him away like a featherweight!"
"That's exactly why he is the champion, Michael!" Lawler cheered, completely enjoying the absolute spectacle in the ring. "The Big Show went to absolute hell and back last night at Extreme Rules, but he is still standing tall, and he is entirely proving why he deserves that gold around his waist!"
At the end of the desk, JBL violently slammed his pen down, his face a mask of pure, unadulterated disgust.
"You two are making me absolutely sick to my stomach!" JBL shrieked, completely refusing to support either man in the ring. "You are sitting here praising two absolute thieves! This match is a complete mockery of professional wrestling! Drew McIntyre is a backstabbing traitor who bit the hand of the God King that fed him, and the Big Show is nothing but a glorified opportunist who stole that United States Championship because Sandro was forced to fight a one on four handicap match! Neither of these two men deserve to be in the main event, and they certainly don't deserve to hold Sandro's gold!"
"Sandro lost fair and square, John!" Cole fired back, entirely defending the integrity of the match. "And right now, we are witnessing an instant classic in the making!"
Inside the squared circle, the Big Show slowly marched toward the corner where Drew was recovering. The giant aggressively raised his massive, cinderblock sized right hand and violently brought it down across Drew McIntyre's exposed chest!
SMACK!
The horrific, entirely sickening sound of the giant's open handed chop echoed throughout the entire arena like a shotgun blast!
Drew's eyes went completely wide in pure agony as a massive, bright red handprint instantly formed across his pectorals. The Scottish Psychopath staggered out of the corner, gasping for air, but the Big Show violently grabbed him by the hair, throwing him into the adjacent corner to deliver a second, catastrophic chop!
SMACK!
Drew collapsed to his knees, clutching his stinging chest. The Big Show was entirely dominating the early goings of the match, utilizing his massive size and weight advantage to completely suffocate the offense of the Scottish Psychopath. The giant effortlessly hoisted Drew up into the air and delivered a devastating sidewalk slam, entirely shaking the ring canvas.
"ONE!"
"TWO!"
Drew kicked out aggressively, refusing to let the title opportunity slip through his fingers.
As the Big Show slowly dragged himself up, entirely preparing to lock in a suffocating bearhug, Drew's elite ring IQ completely took over. The Psychopath knew he couldn't out muscle the giant, so he ruthlessly targeted the one glaring weakness the Big Show had walking into the match.
The moment the giant reached down, Drew violently kicked his boot completely outward, aggressively striking the Big Show directly in his heavily taped, deeply bruised left knee!
The Big Show let out a roar of pain, stumbling backward. The foundation had been heavily compromised the night prior by Ryback and Big E, and Drew was actively exploiting it. Drew completely scrambled to his feet and violently delivered a ruthless, incredibly sharp chop block directly to the back of the giant's injured knee!
"Brilliant strategy by the Scottish Psychopath!" Cole shouted, completely captivated by the momentum shift. "He is chopping down the redwood tree! He knows that if the giant can't stand, he can't hit that Weapon of Mass Destruction!"
"It's completely cowardly is what it is!" JBL wailed, entirely furious. "He's targeting an injury! Just like a typical, backstabbing opportunist! Sandro is sitting in his luxurious penthouse in Tampa right now, watching this absolute garbage, completely disgusted by the lack of honor in this ring!"
Drew McIntyre didn't care about honor, he cared about the contract for Over The Limit. With the giant down on one knee, Drew aggressively rebounded off the ropes and violently delivered a catastrophic, running single leg dropkick directly to the side of the Big Show's face!
The four hundred pound monster completely collapsed onto the mat, entirely laid out flat on his back!
Drew quickly dove into the cover, aggressively hooking the massive tree trunk leg of the champion!
"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"TH—NO!"
The Big Show violently powered out, throwing Drew completely off him with such force that the Psychopath flew through the air and crashed into the ropes.
The match had officially devolved into an absolute, hard hitting, incredibly violent instant classic. Both men were entirely showcasing the absolute depth of their elite talents and incredibly diverse movesets. Drew McIntyre continuously utilized his speed, technical grappling, and sheer homicidal aggression to keep the giant grounded, locking in agonizing leg submissions and delivering brutal stomps to the giant's joints.
But the Big Show's absolute resilience was terrifying. The giant fought through the pain, utilizing his raw, unmitigated power to completely break out of Drew's holds.
The Orlando crowd was entirely on their feet, completely captivated by the back and forth warfare.
As the match entered its deeply exhausting final stretch, both men were completely covered in sweat, heavily breathing, entirely pushed to their absolute physical limits. Drew McIntyre slowly staggered to his feet in the corner, his eyes entirely locked onto the recovering giant.
Drew aggressively stalked his prey, waiting for the Big Show to push himself up. As the giant finally reached a vertical base, turning around, Drew violently charged forward, entirely looking to completely decapitate the champion with the Claymore Kick!
But the Big Show's peripheral vision was absolutely flawless!
At the very last possible millisecond, the giant entirely reached out and violently caught Drew McIntyre by the throat with his massive right hand!
"HE CAUGHT HIM!" Lawler shrieked, entirely leaping out of his chair! "CHOKESLAM! HE'S GOING FOR THE CHOKESLAM!"
The Big Show violently hoisted the 260 pound Scottish Psychopath completely into the humid Florida air!
But Drew McIntyre was an absolute survivor. While entirely suspended in mid air, Drew frantically rained down a series of incredibly stiff, brutal elbows directly to the side of the giant's head!
The strikes forced the Big Show to momentarily release his iron grip. Drew dropped back down to his feet, entirely grabbed the giant by the back of the neck, and violently snapped his own head entirely forward!
CRACK!
A catastrophic, incredibly sickening Glasgow Kiss headbutt connected absolutely flush with the bridge of the Big Show's nose!
The giant let out a deafening, agonizing roar, his eyes completely crossing as he stumbled backward, entirely dazed by the skull rattling impact!
Drew didn't waste a single fraction of a second. The Scottish Psychopath violently grabbed the staggering four hundred pound monster, completely hooking both of the giant's arms, and with a sheer, entirely terrifying display of superhuman core strength, Drew McIntyre completely hoisted the Big Show and violently drove his face straight into the canvas with a devastating Future Shock DDT!
The entire arena fundamentally exploded into a massive, earth shattering roar!
"FUTURE SHOCK!" Cole screamed at the absolute top of his lungs! "HE HIT IT ON THE GIANT! THIS COULD BE IT!"
Drew McIntyre collapsed over the massive chest of the United States Champion, entirely hooking the leg with every single ounce of strength he had left!
The referee dove to the canvas!
"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THRE—NOOOO!"
The Big Show violently kicked out at the absolute last possible millisecond, entirely launching Drew McIntyre completely off his chest and sending him crashing into the corner turnbuckles!
The fans completely lost their minds, aggressively chanting "THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!"
Both massive titans lay completely flat on the canvas, entirely exhausted, absolutely battered, having given the WWE Universe a truly phenomenal, main event caliber classic. The referee began to count, reaching the count of seven before both men slowly, agonizingly began to push themselves back up to a vertical base.
The Big Show staggered to his feet, his nose bleeding from the Glasgow Kiss, his eyes burning with absolute, homicidal fury. He entirely retreated into the corner, slowly pulling his massive, cinderblock sized right fist entirely backward. He was completely balling up his heavily taped fingers, actively loading the Weapon of Mass Destruction!
Across the ring, Drew McIntyre pulled himself up using the top rope. He wiped the sweat from his eyes, slowly turning around and entirely stumbling directly into the line of fire.
The Big Show let out a primal, terrifying roar, violently stepping forward to completely end the match!
But suddenly, the entire atmosphere inside the Amway Center violently, fundamentally shifted.
SCREEEEEEEEEECH!
The apocalyptic, incredibly terrifying guitar riff of "The Next Big Thing" completely hijacked the arena speakers!
The Orlando crowd entirely exploded into a massive, deafening wave of pure, absolute shock and awe!
"OH MY GOD!" Cole shrieked, completely abandoning his professional composure! "IT'S THE BEAST! BROCK LESNAR IS HERE!"
"What is he doing out here?!" Lawler yelled, entirely panicked! "The match isn't over!"
"Yes!" JBL cheered wildly, completely overjoyed by the sudden interruption. "Destroy them! Destroy both of these absolute trash!"
Stepping out onto the entrance stage, entirely accompanied by the sinister, manipulative presence of his Advocate, was the Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar.
Heyman stood at the top of the ramp, completely dressed in a brand new, highly expensive tailored suit with some bandages could be seen on his arm and a brace in his neck.
But a dark, entirely evil, deeply vindictive smirk was completely plastered across his face as he watched the absolute chaos about to unfold. Lesnar wasn't bouncing. He wasn't smiling. He was entirely vibrating with absolute, unmitigated, homicidal rage. The Beast Incarnate aggressively sprinted down the incredibly long entrance ramp with terrifying, unparalleled speed!
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Name: Alessandro Zhang
Age: 21 (2011)
Birthplace: Orlando, Florida, USA
Brand: WWE - RAW
Wrestling Style: Mixed Of All Styles
Faction: The Undisputed System
Championships History: 1x FCW Tag Team Champions, 1x FCW Florida Heavyweight Champion, 1x TNA World Heavyweight Champion, 1x TNA X Division Champion, 1x WWE United States Champion, 1x WWE Champion, & 1x World Heavyweight Champion
Other Achievements: 1x Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale Winner, 1x Mr. Money In The Bank, Youngest WWE Champion, PWI Top 500 (No.1) - 2010, & 1x KOTR (2010)
Wrestlemania Record: 2 - 0 Main Event: 1 - 0