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Chapter 158 - Chapter 158: The Temporary Headmistress

24th January 1996, Hogwarts, evening

They marched him through the castle like a trophy.

Umbridge led, her small heels clicking a triumphant rhythm on the stone, Harry walked in the middle of the Inquisitorial Squad with Crabbe's hand clamped on one shoulder and Goyle's on the other, and Theodore Nott strolling half a pace behind him, radiating a satisfaction so dense it was nearly a physical warmth.

"You may as well admit it now, Mr Potter," Umbridge cooed over her shoulder, sweet as syrup of ipecac.

"It will go so much easier. An illegal organisation... regular meetings of three or more students... in flagrant violation of my Decree. You were caught fleeing the very room. Come now. Confess it, there's a sensible boy, and spare us all the theatre."

Harry said nothing.

"Hem, hem. Silence is its own admission, of course..."

He let her talk. Years of Ethan's teaching held his face pleasant and his mouth shut but behind the calm, his mind was working at speed, and what it was finding, it did not like.

'How?'

That was the first problem.

The ward.

Lupin's ward was Atid Stella's newest work... unregistered, unpublished, its illusion-fold seamless enough to have defeated the Squad for months.

And she hadn't blundered into it.

He'd watched her through the paired stone: the slow, deliberate counter-charm, worked with the confidence of someone who knew what she was unpicking and where its seams lay. Someone had told her not just where the door was, but what was hiding it, and how it hid. 'Who? How? Nobody outside the group even knew the ward existed...'

The second problem was worse. 'Why is she so calm about having only ME?' One student, caught running in a corridor after hours, was nothing... a detention, at most.

To prove the M.S.S.G. existed, to invoke the Decree's real teeth, she needed the group: names, evidence, the shape of the thing. And yet she was strutting ahead of him with the settled, unhurried triumph of a woman whose case was already complete. Which meant it was. Which meant she had something else. Something he hadn't accounted for.

And the third problem was the direction they were walking.

Not her office. Not the pink room and the kitten plates. They were climbing... past the third floor, the fifth, toward the gargoyle corridor and the ominous feeling that had been gathering in Harry's chest since the Trip Jinx settled into cold certainty.

'The Headmaster's office. She's not taking me to punishment. She's taking me to a STAGE. This was never about me at all.'

The gargoyle leapt aside at her password and the spiral stair carried them up.

The office was full.

Harry took it in with one trained sweep from the doorway: Dumbledore behind his desk, calm as deep water. McGonagall standing rigid at his shoulder... and slightly in front of it, Harry noted, positioned with tartan precision between the Headmaster and the room.

And the room needed the positioning, because the room contained Cornelius Fudge.

The Minister stood in the middle of the carpet in his pinstripes, bowler in hand, and he looked terrible... grey-cheeked, pouched, visibly worn down to the rivets... the Azkaban breakout had aged him five years in a fortnight, and every foreign headline since had taken its own bite.

But over the haggardness, incongruous as paint on a ruin, sat a small, pleased, anticipatory smirk.

The smirk of a man who had been losing every day for a month and had just, at last, been handed something he could win.

Flanking him: two Aurors. John Dawlish, square and blank. And Kingsley Shacklebolt... whose face was a monument of professional impassivity, and whose eyes, meeting Harry's for a quarter-second, were grim as a closed door.

And by the wall, with a portfolio under his arm and a Junior Assistant's neat robes: Percy Weasley.

Percy's face flared with one involuntary flash of open worry as Harry came through the door... and then smoothed to bureaucratic nothing as he gave the smallest, most deliberate shake of the head Harry had ever seen.

Say nothing. Whatever happens. Nothing.

They had interrupted something; that was plain.

The air of the office still held the shape of a hard conversation... Harry caught the tail of it in Fudge's defensive shoulders and Dumbledore's unruffled patience... something about Azkaban, about the escaped ten, about preparations; the word "war" seemed to hang, recently spoken and violently unwelcome, somewhere over the Minister's head.

"Headmaster," Umbridge sang out, click-clicking to the centre of the room.

"Minister. Forgive the intrusion... but I rather think you'll forgive it very readily." She turned, gesturing at Harry with the flourish of a conjurer producing a dove.

"Caught. Fleeing an illegal gathering, in direct violation of Educational Decree Number Sixty-Eight."

"One boy, Dolores," said McGonagall icily, "running in a corridor. I have given detentions for it a thousand times. If the Ministry now requires the Minister's personal attendance for..."

"Oh, but there's ever so much more, Minerva," said Umbridge, and her smile widened. "Pansy, dear?"

The door opened again.

Pansy Parkinson came in first, smug and then, propelled by Pansy's grip on her arm, a second girl stumbled into the lamplight, and the office went briefly, collectively still.

It was a Ravenclaw... older, curly-haired and she looked horrible.

Her face was pale as tallow and streaked with crying, and across her skin, on her cheeks and brow and the backs of her shaking hands, lay the unmistakable traces of hexes... several of them, layered, half-faded welts and blotches and one angry stinging mark still livid on her jaw... the marks of a session, not a scuffle.

She hunched into herself, arms wrapped tight, and would not raise her eyes from the floor.

Even Fudge blinked. Dawlish's blankness flickered. Harry heard Percy's breath catch.

McGonagall went white, then terrible. "What," she began, in a voice that had frozen four decades of miscreants, "has been done to this child... Dolores, if you dare stand there and tell me a student has been..."

"Oh, the hexes? Those were mine," said Umbridge.

She said it pleasantly.

Brightly, even.

And into the ringing silence that followed, she drew her stubby little wand and held it out across her palm toward McGonagall, mock-gracious, her smile glistening.

"Do test it, Minerva, if you doubt me. Prior Incantato... go on. You'll find nothing that isn't proportionate to the interrogation of a material witness by a duly appointed High Inquisitor, under the emergency provisions the Minister was so good as to sign in September."

Her eyes glittered at McGonagall over the offered wand. "Every spell logged. Every one lawful. Would you care to make something of it... in front of the Minister who authorised it?"

McGonagall's hand had actually moved toward the wand. It stopped. Her jaw worked once, and the fury on her face banked itself down into something colder and longer-burning, and she said, very quietly, "You will answer for this. If not tonight."

"I'm sure I shan't," said Umbridge comfortably, and put her wand away.

Harry looked at the shaking girl and felt the pieces he'd been assembling all the way up the stairs lock, one by one, into their places.

He knew her face now... barely.

Cho's friend.

The curly-haired girl who'd come to the Hog's Head at Cho's side back in September, whom he'd never learned to name, who'd sat at the back of every meeting since, quiet, half-there. Edgecombe... Marietta Edgecombe; her mother, he dredged up from somewhere, worked at the Ministry. Floo Network office. Directly under the Minister's hand.

'So that's the door they came through.'

And Harry... watching Marietta shake, watching her hide her hexed face... found, examining himself, that he could not summon a single grain of blame for her.

'Look at her. Look at what that woman DID to her.' Pressure on the mother, then hexes on the girl, hour on hour in the pink office... a fifteen-year-old, alone, against a torturer with the law in her pocket.

Almost no one would have held.

And Luna's ritual should have made holding unnecessary... which was the last and coldest piece: 'She knew about the parchment's binding. She must have. She never even TRIED to make Marietta speak the secret aloud... she went around the ritual entirely. She had her steal the thing itself.'

Which Umbridge now confirmed, in her own fashion.

"The young lady's contribution has been modest, so far," she told the room, circling Marietta with proprietary satisfaction.

"She was able to indicate... before her little difficulty... that unlawful meetings were occurring in the so-called Room of Requirement, and that the entrance was concealed by a ward of unusual manufacture. Which intelligence, I am pleased to report, proved entirely accurate."

A pause, delicate as a cat's paw.

"As to the rest... the membership, the activities, the organisers..." her eyes slid to Dumbledore, and then, glistening, back to Marietta "...we were just coming to that when her affliction interrupted us. But no matter. She can confirm what I put to her, can't you, dear? Faces need not speak. Let us proceed by nodding. Now... was the boy Potter the ringleader of..."

It was at this point that the office got a clear look at Marietta's affliction, because Umbridge tipped the girl's chin up with one finger, and Marietta's hands flew to cover her face, too late.

Across her cheeks and the bridge of her nose, in angry purple pustules half an inch high, marched a single word:

SNEAK

Someone made a small sound. Marietta gave a muffled sob behind her hands, and Harry understood in the same instant why she hadn't spoken a word since entering: shame had sealed her mouth as thoroughly as any charm, and with her hands clamped over the terrible word, everything she might have said came out as smothered nothing.

'Hermione's jinx,' Harry thought... layered into the parchment alongside Luna's ritual, the mundane insurance under the mystical, because Hermione Granger left nothing to a single point of failure. 'Oh, Hermione.'

"Nodding, dear, nodding, I said," Umbridge repeated, with sugared impatience, positioning herself before the girl.

"Merely nod. Was Potter the ringleader? Were meetings held weekly? Did the membership exceed..."

Kingsley Shacklebolt shifted his weight.

It was nothing... a big man easing his stance after long standing, one hand settling briefly at his side... and only Harry, trained to watch hands, caught the half-inch of wand-tip and the breath of a murmur under the deep silence, softer than the fire.

A ripple of something passed over Marietta like heat-shimmer and was gone.

And Marietta Edgecombe, asked to nod, looked up over her shielding hands with eyes gone suddenly vague and puzzled... and shook her head. Slowly. Blankly. The head-shake of a girl who could not for the life of her recall any meetings, any room, anything at all worth nodding about.

Umbridge's smile stopped working for a moment. "Nod, girl. You told me... you distinctly indicated..." She seized Marietta's shoulder and shook her, voice climbing out of its sweetness. "You will nod when I..."

"That will do."

It was Percy.

He had come off the wall without anyone marking it, and there was colour in his face and his wand was out, and for once in his careful, ladder-climbing life, Percy Weasley looked like his mother. "She is a child, Madam Undersecretary, she is injured and she is plainly in shock, and this... this is beneath the office you hold."

And before anyone could rule on that, he had turned to Marietta and was casting... quick, gentle, competent household healing, the eldest-brother repertoire of a family of seven: the stinging welt on her jaw fading, the worst of the blotches cooling, the shaking easing a degree. "There. The rest wants Essence of Murtlap and a Calming Draught... hospital wing." He looked past Umbridge entirely, to McGonagall, and gave a small nod.

McGonagall was already moving. She gathered Marietta under one tartan arm with a gentleness at wild odds with her face, said, "Come along, Miss Edgecombe," in a tone that promised the wrath was for other targets, threw one look at Umbridge that could have etched glass... and swept the girl out.

The door closed. The room recalibrated.

"Well," said Umbridge, patting her curls, reassembling her triumph... and Harry watched her decide, visibly, that the witness had been a garnish anyway. "No matter. No matter at all. Because unlike some evidence, Minister..." and here she reached into her cardigan, and Harry's stomach dropped, because he knew what was coming out of it before it came "...documents do not lose their nerve."

She unrolled it on the Headmaster's desk with a flourish.

The parchment. The parchment, from the Hog's Head... every signature in its neat column, thirty names in thirty hands, Cedric's and Cho's and Ginny's and the Creeveys' and all the rest... and across its head, in Hermione's tidy capitals, the words the whole room could read from six feet away:

MAGICALLY SELF-DEFENCE STUDY GROUP (M.S.S.G.)

"Stolen from a hiding place its keeper thought secure," Umbridge said, sweet with victory, "and delivered to my office this very afternoon. The complete membership, Minister, of an organisation of thirty students... meeting weekly, in secret, in violation of Decree Sixty-Eight since the very week of its passage. You'll note the founding date. You'll note the breadth... every house, every year from third upward, prefects among them, a teaching assistant aware of it."

Her voice began its careful climb. "And you'll note what they were doing, by their own materials: combat spellwork. Stunning. Blasting curses. Shield drills. Group formations."

A pause, and then, silkily: "Thirty children, Minister, drilling in secret in military magic. There is a plain word for what that is, and the word is not study group. The word... is an army."

"That's not..." Harry began, and Percy's minute headshake cut him off, and he gritted his teeth and locked it down.

"An army," Umbridge repeated, tasting it. "Formed within these walls. Under this roof. Under... one is forced to wonder..." her glistening eyes travelled, with theatrical reluctance, up to the desk and the old man behind it "...whose tolerance. I accuse no one, of course."

The words were a curtsy with a knife in it; Harry watched her stop, visibly, one precise inch short of the open charge... and understood exactly why. Somewhere in a Department of Mysteries file drawer sat a week of button-camera evenings, and Dolores Umbridge did not dare swing at Albus Dumbledore with her own neck still in that noose. "I merely observe that thirty students do not drill weekly for months in the Headmaster's own castle... without the Headmaster's own blindness. At the very kindest."

Fudge had been inflating throughout this recital like a man being pumped full of vindication.

"Blindness," he repeated, and the smirk on the haggard face bloomed fully at last.

"Blindness, Dolores... yes. Or something a great deal less innocent." He rounded on the desk, bowler crushed in both hands, a month of terror and humiliation converting itself before Harry's eyes into glorious, unctuous offence.

"Do you know, Dumbledore, I came here tonight about Azkaban. About your... theories. Your demands. Prepare for war, you tell me... arm the Ministry, treat with the goblins, recall the hit wizards... war, war, war, always war from you, and I am to upend the peace of the wizarding world on your say-so!"

He flung a hand at the parchment. "And all the while... this! An army, Dumbledore! Children, drilled in combat magic, in your own school, under your own nose... or by your own design! The boy is yours... everyone knows the boy is yours... his father's man teaches in your castle... and I am asked to believe you knew nothing?"

"You are asked," said Dumbledore mildly, "to believe nothing at all, Cornelius. You have always managed that part admirably on your own."

Somewhere behind Harry, one of the Squad snickered and strangled it.

Fudge went a rich shade of aubergine. "Probation," he snapped.

"You are... as of tonight, Dumbledore, by the authority vested in the Minister for Magic... your position is suspended pending investigation. Your capability... your loyalty to the lawful government of this country... will be examined, formally, thoroughly, and at length. Dawlish will file the instruments tonight."

He jammed his bowler on, breathing hard, a small man swollen briefly enormous with borrowed occasion. "And in the interim... in the interim, by Educational Decree to be numbered in the morning... the office of Headmaster shall be discharged by the High Inquisitor. Dolores Umbridge will stand as Headmistress of Hogwarts."

The word landed on the office like a dropped coffin.

Harry's face had gone to stone, and behind the stone something was burning with nowhere to go. Across the room Percy stood at parade rest with a portfolio clamped under his arm and a complexion like whey; Kingsley's impassivity had achieved a grim, geological quality.

And around them, in horrible counterpoint, the room's other half bloomed: Umbridge inclining her head with a modesty that fooled nobody, one hand pressed to her cardigan... "Minister, I hardly know what to... I shall of course serve wherever I am needed"... while behind Harry the Inquisitorial Squad abandoned discipline entirely, Theodore's voice rising over the rest, open and jubilant... "Congratulations, Headmistress"... "Headmistress Umbridge"... the words passed among them like sweets.

Dumbledore rose.

He did it without haste, an old man standing up from his own desk for what was, for now, the last time, and the room quieted around the movement without meaning to.

"Then everything appears to be in order," he said pleasantly.

"Cornelius... the instruments will find me entirely cooperative; do tell Dawlish the paperwork wants my full name, there are several Wulfrics missing from the last set. Dolores..." he inclined his head to her with a courtesy so complete it was indistinguishable, to the naked eye, from respect "...the office is warm in the mornings and cold by night; Fawkes prefers the window open regardless. The password, as of this evening, is Fizzing Whizbee... though I expect you'll be wanting to change it."

His blue eyes travelled the room... touched Percy, and Kingsley, weightlessly; rested one half-second longer on Harry, and in that half-second there was something steadying, something almost amused, hold, all of you, this is a move and not an ending... and moved on. "Mr Potter has classes in the morning and has been out of bed quite long enough on the school's business; I trust his escort can spare him now. Goodnight to you all."

And such was the mildness of it, and the completeness, that the room simply... obeyed.

Fudge harrumphed and gathered his Aurors; Umbridge, already measuring the curtains with her eyes, swept out at his side; the Squad released Harry's shoulders and followed their mistress, Theodore contriving one last shining smirk over his shoulder; Percy went, and Kingsley, each with one unreadable backward glance; and Harry, last of the visitors, was ushered to the spiral stair with the rest, and carried down and out into the sleeping castle.

The great door swung shut.

And Albus Dumbledore stood alone in the lamplit office among the whirring instruments and the sleeping portraits of every Headmaster before him, and the pleasantness went out of his face the way light goes out of a window, and he let fall, at last, a sigh that was a hundred and fourteen years long.

Fawkes crooned softly from his perch.

The old man crossed to him, and stroked the scarlet feathers, and for a long time said nothing at all. When he did speak, it was very quietly, to the phoenix, or to the empty room, or to a boy somewhere below him in the dark being marched back to Gryffindor Tower with his face made of stone.

"Patience, now," murmured Albus Dumbledore. "Patience. It is a long game yet... and she has just moved herself onto the board where every piece can reach her."

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