(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!)

Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident.

He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child.

"Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!"
"You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!"
"Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!"

Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body?
 
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Additional tags:
Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break -- Absolutely OP MC

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"Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." 

"Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys."

"Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off."

"But you are an exception, aren't you?"

~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam

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"Humans are scum. A man is an untamed animal, the magic you call your seduction just my daily breakfast. You are dirty. Your unfiltered words are filthy. The mere sight of your untrained habits disgust me, cur. No matter how handsome everybody claims your face is, I will reap your next generation, destroy everyone you hold dear, every singed being that dares to protect you and prove that you all deserve to stay below my foot. No God will protect you when I've made my decision. Bow your vile tongue to me or face your inevitable demise, demon." 

~Isabella Heart to Adam.

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This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D
Reader discretion advised.

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None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But!
Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

Pompom and Sheona contacted me, said Elizabeth had amassed an army of cutthroats to kill Rosalind, I told them I had mistakenly killed Rosalind while having intoxicated sex with her, and then they said why I didn't inform them about this before, and I joked and said the same to them, why'd they sent me to a beach to get killed. They said life started with a bigbang, and I told them, I ended mine with one tok once, and Ella just kissed me after I left their goddamn house, and had some sunny fun in hell.


Chapter 198 - Uncle Pompom