"Ow!" Rei's poor hole burned from a night of debauchery and carnal sin. So most of his nights.
Two glistening, golden-brown bodies lay sprawled over his lithe and spent one. Opening his eyes he found two Latina beauties, toned and fit, their round behinds and heavy bosoms only rivaled by the brown logs jutting from their pelvises with large and heavy testicles sleeping against their thighs. One curled over his legs, her cock draped over his chest and the other sprawled beside him, hips aimed his way, her own spent and sticky member curled over and behind his head.
A sticky brown thatch, layered with their efforts, tickled his nose when he moved. "Again?" He wondered, the previous night coming back to him. He'd been at the gym, his toned ass outclassed the ideal specimens beside him, attracting horny women like flies to honey.
Lady's Oak is a city where you can't go very far without attracting a hung beauty. His home for over a year was St Agatha's, the city's pride and joy, and one of the best colleges in the country. He had been getting into some intense adventures since he started school and here he was in another. The night came flooding back. They asked about his workout and how he kept such a shapely tush. Thick accents and roaming hands opened his legs more easily than a bottle of vodka.
Like a slut he was soon being fondled and groped, the two silver-tongued goddesses tossing praise and hormones his way. Rei had found himself in the gym shower, bent over, his tight love hole being tongue fucked in turn by the Hispanic honeys.
"What were their names again?" He tried and failed to recall. "I am such a whore sometimes..." he mumbled and tried to get up, pressed down quite easily by the sleeping women. The constant attention, obsession with his looks and his body spurred onward the blonde nerd bottom who's simply an attention whore at heart.
With their lips, friendly roaming hands, and their infectious desire, he had gotten to their apartment with promises of mind-numbing pleasure and they delivered. No sooner had the door closed than his workout gear, the type that left none of his gorgeous body to the imagination, was ripped from his body in a heated frenzy.
His blonde bowl cut swished around him, shiny braces flashed in the moonlight of the open window as one took him in a ravenous kiss and the other resumed her oral gratification. Rey hung in the air, both ends assaulted by the skilled tongue of the horny sisters. It didn't take long till his hole was ready and tongues had been replaced by massive, golden brown she-cock. Ripped abs and toned legs flexed as they drove iron-hard pillars of meat into Rei's welcoming ends.
"How long has it been since I've taken on two futas? Rei wondered, gouging the damage, doing a slut test on his battered ass with two fingers. Still tight but more give after what he went through. 'Maybe I've gotten rusty, they really did a number on me.' He thought to himself.
After the spit roast, they fucked him till the early morning, filled him to bursting, took him to the bathroom and squeezed their cum from both ends, then put him back to work. Rei squealed and came, even when the one whispered hotly into his ear, "tómatelo puta!" Rei loved dirty talk, in certain situations with certain people. He needed a certain amount of familiarity and normally he would have squeezed her balls till she passed out but she didn't know he spoke Spanish and he had hit the double digits in anal orgasms thanks to those two so he let it go.
Besides, sometimes a girl slips when she's nut deep in boy pussy. He had to admit the dirty talk in Spanish made it sexier and turned him on. They didn't know he knew and every once in a while, a secret no one knew, he did like to be objectified and these girls knew how to do it.
As they grew emptier with each rut, the more aggressive of the two forced him to missionary by the throat, a primal growl in his ear, rough and earthy, and called him a coño como perra. "Pussy ass bitch!" He squirmed over his stomach as a rare girlish moan passed his worn lips. The other sister ejaculated on the face as he did, hunched over and working her meat to completion.
All in all a fun night.
But Rei's phone went off, telling him to get to work. The library wouldn't wait. Well it would, his boss was amazing and wouldn't care but he hated being late. He had never been before.
Just as he had tried to slip off top, the alarm woke both beauties, sleep in their eyes, and a new day energy birthing morning wood that could make a horse blush.
"Morning ladies, I seem to have lost my pants if you could...oh crap.." Like jungle cats eyeing prey, they slowly worked him like before. Kisses to his neck, hands finding his sore but lovely rosebud between the pillow cheeks they had spent an amazing night pounding. "Uuggh,...I got to g-get to work..."
"Stay." One purred in her thick accent. She placed his hand onto her slick member, her twin doing the same with a tonguing swirl to his ear. His own less expressive but still throbbing wood had awakened.
"Work!" He thought, fighting the experienced vixens. Managing to slide off with a sudden jump, sultry laughter rumbled from his behind as a tongue found his sensitive boy flower. "Nooo.." he moaned, mouth instantly filled by the tongue's equally talented twin.
"S-s-shheriouussshhhhy...ot to get ooo oorrrkkk!" She chuckled as he hummed into her mouth. He walked bow-legged away from one while the other tried to hold him back with eager analingus, underestimating his powerful and shapely gams.
"No leave baby.." hands swarmed over his body grazing trails along his flesh.
Swift hands would pull clothes from his hand, and when he bent the one behind thrust her meat into his boy cunt like she owned him. "Oh, ffuuucckkkk" Without building to it she pounded quickly, taking him instantly and the other found his throat with one pump of her hips.
"Oh, there's my pants!" He exclaimed around her meat, coming out as "Ugh eerrgghh iiii annngggg." He noticed the leg of his workout pants and reached with fingers from her skewered position as his inner girlhood got pounded relentlessly, prostate getting punched into submission by her fuck stick.
Pussy clenching around her cock, dicklet squirting he did what he did best and worked girl-cock like only he could. The quicker they came, the quicker he could. Hips swished his ass meat around the pole spearing his back end and a hand jacked the hose stretching his face hole.
"Me excitas puta!" The face Fucker moaned, the one buttfucking him into oblivion clenched her ass, slamming into his enough to bury his nose in her sister's pubes. "Estoy por venir!"
They erupted together, feeding him from both ends as their sleeves' feet kicked helplessly. Throat and ass clenched and sucked the sisters for everything they had till they fell, collapsing back and uprooting from their new toy's slick holes. Rei quickly grabbed his clothes on shaky legs, dressing as he took his phone and hopped out of reach. Tongues and lips attempted to persuade him back to bed but with one foot out the door, he pulled from the probing tongue on his, lurched back, and shut the door to the disappointment of his two adoring fans.
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"Shit!" He practically screamed, still fixing his pride and joy, the ample bubble butt with the hypnotic bounce back in his skin-tight pants. Every eye in his vicinity caught the trance-inducing globes, wobbling behind him. The short top showing off his second favorite feature, his flat and lightly toned stomach. w. Well, it was last night, the bloated boy belly only spurned more fantasies in those fortunate enough to catch sight of him. The small jiggly cumgut told everyone what he had been doing.
"Gonna be late." He grumbled down the sidewalk, ignoring the texts and calls from his mom. She checked in too much and he was on a mission to get his well-worked butt home. Already his ass was tightening back, the soreness waning, that golden asshole of his bouncing back like the world-class fuck he was. "I wonder if Keisha could grab me or maybe Aphie would?" Keisha would in a heartbeat, especially if he tossed some booty her way. The milk chocolate Amazon loved her some Rei. To her credit, she was one of the few girls who cared about Rei past what he could do for her dick.
"Maybe Suki?"
-honk-
Startled, Rei caught sight of Jackhammer and sighed in a deep breath of relief. One of his friends, possibly with an Asterix. Jackhammer is a girl living in his neighborhood whom he occasionally gets off for help around his place. She did some time in prison, a rough personality but an alright person overall, and handy to have around. Named for the way she fucked, that name proved time and time again to be an apt description. Interracial and butch, with light coffee skin and an imposing figure, plenty of people walked out of her path but she always took care of Rei.
"Yo Babygirl, is my guy in trouble?" He hated her nickname for him but she couldn't be dismayed. She pulled up, her old car popping and sputtering smoke. She kept her hair in a buzzcut, square, and bulldog face belaying an intelligent and playful personality. More handsome than pretty, if it wasn't for her breasts she'd look like a dude. The girl was jacked, more muscle than anything. Her baggy gang-banger outfits never helped people's impressions of her. Jackhammer was a stocky butch chick who'd kill for a worthy boy pussy and had certainly murdered his more than once. He may have broken something once or twice to get her over when he was desperate for a hard dicking. Pushy at times, she was always good for a laugh and some good dick.
"I have to get to work and I'm running late. What are you doing here?" He asked. This was one of the nicer neighborhoods and Jackhammer wasn't a nicer neighborhood type of girl.
"Selling. Got a few clients here." Drugs. Rei wouldn't judge, he lived his life the way he wanted and he wouldn't blame others for doing the same, he just hoped her parole officer didn't catch wind of her extracurriculars. "Need a "ride" Babygirl?" Jackhammer oozed the big dick swagger, she'd never change.
"Down girl." He groused with a brow cocked. "I don't have time for a fuck."
"Ay, can't a chick help a friend in need?" She grinned her crooked grin that dropped more panties, male and female, than Rei could guess. Winking at Rei, bending her neck to get a good look at her sometimes friend with benefits she joked, "Judging by sticky bottoms and your pooch belly I'd say you weren't in too much of a rush girl."
"Well, I am now. What will a ride cost?" He asked. There would be strings attached but time was running out.
"Deepthroat babygirl?"
"That's all?" It never was with her.
"That's all!" She said.
"Fine but no throatpies. I'm not walking around with a cumgut past my knees and as you can see," he pointed at his exposed belly, "I've already eaten."
"Fo sho," she stated innocently, angelically. "Would I lie to you?"
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"Get it, girl!" Jackhammer's meaty palm held the back of Rei's blonde head and kept him deep as she drove with the other shaky hand on the wheel. "You could suck a golf ball through a crazy straw Babygirl!"
Rei rolled his eyes, grunting as he sucked her like he was trying to find lost property in those balls. It wouldn't take long to get to his place with the way she drove. The shitty rap music and shittier way she drove made it harder for him to concentrate. She had her womanly mast poking from her baggy drawers, the only girlish thing she ever wore was a thong and that was pulled to the side. She never wore the kind with the cock pouch actually made for what she had so why she bothered at all escaped Rei. Quite a sight for anyone passing by. His head bobbing on her cock, praise-worthy bubble butt shaking in the air.
Her hand left his head, traveling down his back, under the band of his skintight workout pants, between his cheeks to his sweet rosebud. "Damn girl you're like a nutcracker! How does anyone last longer than a minute in that dick drainer!?"
Rei was proud of his ass, he worked it regularly and his little cock cutter always bounced back no matter how hard a pounding he took. Still, his ass was off-limits on their joyride in her ancient POS. He popped her arm, growling for effect. "You don't show my hole to random people on the street you ass!" He wanted to say but his ability to speak was currently impeded. "Down girl, just playing!" She bluffed but Rei was aware of her usual "push the limits" bullshit. Both hands worked her shaft, his lips forming a seal, dragging as he sucked.
"God girl I'm gonna nut!" Palm pushed him to her furry root, forcing his chin to her hairy balls. Rei tried to get off but she held him down as the car came to a screeching halt. "Drink up baby!"
Oh HELL no!
Knowing it was coming, Rei placed both hands above her nuts and squeezed. Thick and powerful, she still relented beneath the mighty Rei. Many people assume that with his girlish and shapely figure, he was a pushover but with all the practice those hands had, he had the grip strength to rival that of the Olympians.
Her nut burst, a powerful load stopped by an immovable force. Rei choked a laugh and bit down. Not enough to hurt but to warn.
"Please babygirl stop, I need to...AHHHHH!" Another round got stuck, the base ballooning from the pressure. Her masculine voice gave way to high-pitched squeals of pain and need. She released his head, her load pushing him off like a bottle cap on a shaken soda. Her load punched him hard enough to push him against the door, her gunk hitting the roof and raining down in globs. He jerked forward, beating her shaft till her stream fell dry.
Rei laughed as the big bad gangbanger mewed like a kitten. "Coollldddd baby girl..." The Jackhammer looked more like the FlopHammer, gasping for gulps of air and recovering from Rei's aggressive treatment. "How you do a bitch dirty like that?"
-Pant-
-Pant-
"And here I was being a good friend, looking out for you all nice and shit!" She had gotten him to his place faster than an Uber.
"How did you come to that conclusion?" He asked, derisively.
"I thought you looked a little pale, in need of some protein, thought I'd help a friend out." No one could bullshit like Jackhammer.
"Has anyone ever told you that you're full of it?"
"Just everyone I know." Her crooked grin let Rei know there were no hard feelings. Never were. Rei gave her a quick peck on the cheek and ducked out. "A pleasure as always Hammer!" Watching that butt bounce Hammer called out, "When do I get to hit that again?"
"I'll text you next time I need a hammer for some pounding!" Rei laughed and ducked inside.
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"No more Shenanigans. Get inside, get showered, dress, and get to work. His apartment sat on the border of the college. For those without dorms, the cheap rooms were a godsend. He didn't need much space but the building was old. Forgoing the creaky elevator he sprinted up the stairs to the tenth floor, thankful for his workouts.
The gods themselves guided Rei, his path narrowly dodging anyone who would have seen his girl-cum drench boy slut self dashing like a marathon runner trying to get to his door. "Come on, come on!" Bursting out of the access door, Rei had just one hallway to go. So close too, he almost made it without another adventure. -Ding- another message from his birth giver distracted him. So close. But the gods of chaos had other plans.
-THUD- our oversexed hero bounced off of a familiar beanpole waiting by the elevator explicitly for a certain nerdy cocktease.
Rei hit the dirty floor, seeing his neighbor Trish sporting a package cradled preciously in her arms and a package below in danger of tearing out of the tattered anime bottoms she wore. The gangly legs bent and she hauled him to his feet. Thank God for Futa strength.
Many tenants nicknamed Rei "The Nerd", the slightly feminine tall pile of awkwardness in front of him less lovingly would always be known henceforth and forever as "The Geek "
"Hey, Trish." The sweaty and lust-covered Twink dusted himself off.
"Hey!" Trish was always waiting. Despite being a newly eighteen-year-old girl, her voice cracked like a teenage boy's. 'Futa puberty. And I thought mine was a nightmare!' Rei mused, fighting the giggles. "At least our changes happen over years, can't imagine what they go through."
Trish looked like Ichabod Crane's more awkward cousin. Tall and narrow she had shot up since her birthday, a human skyscraper. Now Rei just came to her chest, what little there was. The big nose and awkward everything, combined with the flat chest and a constant teenage erection would have most people assuming she was a boy if it wasn't for the girly squeak and long, feminine although dirty strands of dark brunette.
"I've been looking for you." She cracked, shrill voice breaking.
"I'm sure you have." He muttered. She normally was looking for him, she was sixteen with a crush when he moved in a few weeks before her birthday, his first year at college. Now in his second, she had turned eighteen and the puppy dog act had become a full-on
infatuation. She had followed him around whenever he was home at first but they were friendly. He played games with her, and talked about her interests. In her eyes, he was the coolest. "What can I do for you, Trish?"
If she took notice of his appearance, she didn't let it show. Trish had truthfully seen him after so many sexual outings that at this point she half expected it.
She took a break from combining their names and picturing the wedding bells in her head, 'Would he take my last name? Rei McDonald does have a pretty ring to it!'
"I won another auction. You won't believe what I got! Seriously Rei, I got the holy grail here, you'll faint like a girl!"
"I don't faint Trish." He said, happy he had his key tucked into the band of his pants, pants that clung to his curves and Trish would give a left nut to get into.
Rei knew about her crush of course. Now that she was new to the world of adulthood he had planned on inviting her to a game on a night that her mom worked late and making her a woman. Unfortunately, between classes, work, and other engagements, he hadn't been able to make her fantasy come true.
"What did you snag this time, another collectible? Wasn't there a Harley Quinn statue you wanted?" He passed her, almost home.
"No, I found it Rei." He was almost there, no more distractions, he would get home and get to work, not a second late. He could make it.
"The one-of-a-kind Call of the Wild shirt the developer made for the villain's voice actress. I got it, Rei!"
-EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR- The key narrowly missed the knob and left a scratch in the shiny metal. Reis's heart hadn't beat like this before.
"...what?" He gasped, disbelief and greed drowning his reason.
"I got it. Did you know she's your size? It cost all of my savings but I snagged it!" Trish was jumping, breasts and massive hog jostling in his face but she could have whipped it out and slapped him but he wouldn't have noticed.
That was his white whale. The actress, Tory Raines had sold it for charity years ago, bouncing between collectors ever since. He had looked everywhere. Of course, Trish would find it, she lived on auction sites.
"C-can I see it?" He stammered. Tory Raines had worn it, it might smell like her. His inner nerd threatened to consume him. Just a touch, a smell, something.
"Actually...you can have it." She had gotten it for him, she had spent months looking. It was going to be worth it.
For a boy who loved a massive girl-cock turning him into a human sperm receptacle, Rei was always composed, stoic, calm. All of that went out the window as he limped his wrist, jumped up like a big girl, and hugged her.
"EEEETHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!" He shrieked without taking a breath. He jumped, barely high enough to make it but he brushed his lips on her cheek.
"Well...as a trade." There it was.
"Oh?" He asked cautiously.
"I was wondering if...you know...we could have...you know...we could do it." Jolly red the awkward giant dragged one foot on the dirty hall floor, index fingers grinding against one another as her proposal sputtered out.
"I understand if you don't want to, I know some people think I'm scary." Her height and awkwardness made a lot of people uncomfortable, the too-big bludgeon she was cursed with had changed the way some people felt about her. The My Little Pony shirt with the mustard stain and the Naruto pajama bottoms with the definitely NOT mustard stains stole some of the bite out of her appearance.
"I know how to handle myself Trish but I'm otherwise engaged, I have to get to work before I'm late. " He'd already planned on doing it so he wouldn't pass on getting his greatest dream in the process. He began trying to schedule but she cut him off. "I won't take long! I promise!" That was an understatement. He could smell the cum rumbling in her balls. As big as her dick was the girls' nuts were like fucking soccer balls in her pants.
Desperate, she would take anything. "Just let me hump you!"
He wanted the shirt more than anything and a little humping was doable. "No fucking. I'm getting ready for work so I have to get in the shower. Strip, follow me in. You're not getting inside me but you get ten minutes to do whatever you want to my body. Deal?"
"YES THANK YOU!"
She couldn't wait to get to school and tell her friends about this. She had skipped, no way could she go to school with her nuts the way they were and she knew Rei had to come home for work, she always knew his schedule. She had taken so many pictures of him without noticing and all her friends knew about him. Most thought she was nuts for trying to get a babe like Rei but Trish had been in love since she first saw him.
Her cock was also in love with him, it just didn't get to speak.
Her clothes were off before the door shut behind them. For a girl she was hairy. Pubes like a bush, a large puffy mass of scratch, balls hairier than Jackhammers, a love trail rising to her stomach. "Girl, remind me to teach you about the concept of womanscapeing." For all the dick Rei had seen, she was near the top size-wise. While Futas are all around a foot, the biggest monsters are closer to fourteen, fifteen.
'This girl HAS to be packing eighteen inches. Can I even take that?'
He pulled her by the all too big dick to the shower, ready to get the trade done and off to work. He might even wear his new shirt. His old one needed to be replaced anyway.
The heat soothed his tired, overworked muscles. Trish giggled uncomfortably when she repeatedly dropped herself with shaky hands. At last, she placed her she dick between his huge boy cheeks.
"Uuuggghhhh" He groaned, even the steady movement into the stream as the giant behind him sawed her meat missile up and down his cheeks. Trish drooled, in awe that the boy's ass could wrap around her meat. Her mom worried she wouldn't find someone willing to take her with a cock as big as hers and she wasn't packing light herself.
"Uuuunnnnn! Fuuckk!" He ignored her moans, focusing on getting himself cleaned and ready. He didn't shave, his body was always smooth as velvet so he just scrubbed, occasionally pushing some leftover cum from his stuffed body. The night had been long and Hammers' precum alone made a hearty breakfast. His gut shrank, his trained ass pushing cum as Trish used his ass cheeks like tits. Someone else's cum couldn't ruin what she was finally getting to do.
"No one will believe I got these buns wrapped around my sausage..." swinging hairy girl balls swung between their legs as she blissfully humped against the sexy boy trying to clean.
"There has GOT to be better terms you could have chosen!" The young man scoffed, cleaning dried girl-nut from his ears.
She increased her pace, racing to the finish. If she were older she would have savored her time where so many women would kill to be. "Watch the friendly fire!" Rei scooped her thick pre from his head. "I'm trying to clean here woman!"
"Let's move this along." He said dryly and popped his hips back with force that Trish couldn't believe. He pinned her back and tweaked his ass up and down in a blur. "Yyeesss." She cracked, voice breaking as her python jerked.
"I am gonna splooge Rei!"
"Watch where your -SPLUTT- DAMNIT TRIGGHHHHHHH!" Twisting his head to chew her out was a mistake. He caught a splurge of white hot seed directly to the gullet. And eyes. And nose. And ears.
"AAAIIIIIIIII!" Rei never felt happier, her mom was gone so often or she'd think he was killing her daughter. Trish bucked and bucked, unprepared for the gusher her cock became, the girlish screams of pleasure tearing themselves from her lungs.
"Damnit it's everywhere!" Rei tried to cover himself but the firehose wouldn't be diverted.
Her foot slipped and she fell, jacking all over the tired librarian.
The end of the tide came and both victims were breathing hard under a layer of girl yogurt.
"Thank you Rei that was SOOOOO with i-"
"Get..out!" He said, burning red beneath her gunk.
"B-but-
"OUT!" He didn't mean to yell, he really didn't. Too much that morning had pushed him a little far. "Got to take another damned shower now! Out!"
Crying, her balls now much smaller, much lighter, and vibrating with relief she tore out like a pet caught shirring on the variety. She slipped, running to grab her clothes and slamming the door behind her.
"I'm going to feel like an ass later. It's not her fault she was so pent up, why do you have to be such an ass sometimes?" He asked himself, slipping in her leftovers.
A second shower later and he was dressed. Hair brushed, hanging around perfectly, braces shiny and clean of random DNA, dress pants stretched over his gravity-defying boi booty and shoes shined, all topped with a button-up blue shirt and a lovely pink bowtie. Underneath it all was a new hot pink thong with the words "spear me" on the back.
His mother instilled a dress sense that he never strayed from. A gentleman should always look his best, she told him that every day, if only she'd known what a fuckboy he'd become. At least he always looked dapper on his walks of shame.
On the couch sat the package Trish had worked so hard to find. "Might as well get my well-earned loot." It was glorious. He felt like Link when he got a new item. Like He-Man holding his sword of power.
It was perfect, not a mark, and it was his. Above the logo for the game, there it was. Tory Raines' autograph.
"EEEEEEEE!"
His happy high chilled in an instant when he found the slip under the shirt. Below the additional info box that said (Please don't put a receipt in the box, please, this is a gift!") was the price, because the seller is an asshole.
"Oh, my God." His eyes bulged, how could she spend that? Just on him? "I swear on my entire gaming collection I am going to rock that girl's flipping world for this..." For what she spent, he owed her a lifetime of cock worship and he would start...when he wasn't late for work.
Now prepared and dressed for the day, Rei walked out the door, glancing at his watch and screaming a rare four-letter word he barely used when not naked and committing an act that could turn a nun's hair white. "FUCK!"
He had five minutes.
Rei locked his door and ran. He took the stairs three at a time, using the rails to launch himself. Floor by floor and ran, he hit the doors and took off. He passed by several people, most trying to get his attention. His phone went off a few times but he refused to stop. He tried to yell back, but Rei hated to be seen as rude and there was so little time.
The clock ticked down as he reached the college.
Tick
Rei reached the library at last.
Tick
Rei reached the door.
Tick
One foot tapped the library's sparkling white floor as the clock marked 9:00. "Made it." He said, doing a small dance of joy.
"Woot!" The library would survive without him but punctuality is the cornerstone of respect. Another lesson his mother drilled into him.
Sitting in his chair at last, Rei imagined himself as the hero completing a great quest. Then the dragon wrapped its tail around his throat.
"Ack!"
The dragon's tail was just the meaty arm of his metal punkrocker coworker and friend Aphie. Her purple buzzcut popped into his vision. "Damn dude, I thought Punctuality Pete was going to be late for once. Way to always make me look bad, jerk!" She laughed, playing, punching his shoulder, and plopping her big butt beside him, her chair squeaking as she slid beside."
"Keisha came by looking for you?" She asked.
"Why?"
"Not important as you've had another late night fucking again?" Her too-wide smirk stretched her pudgy face wide.
"Why do you always assume that?" He asked.
"Because it's usually what happens. Is it?" She asked excitedly.
"A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell Aphie."
"That's a yes."
"Is Mona in?" Rei wondered if their older boss was in.
"Nope, she took the hubby on a surprise trip. The woman likes to spoil him." Aphie shrugged, the leather-studded vest clinking as she did. The heavy metal shirt she wore, a Led Zeppelin shirt today, didn't hide her small belly or the jutting ring beneath.
"When she's not cheating on him. I swear if she grabs my butt again..." He grumbled. She had fathered a few kids with him. Dixafend was decades away. Everyone knew Moana had a lot of bastards, everyone but her husband. It annoyed Rei, he hated cheaters. He was also a well-known slut.
"What, you'll fuck her?"
"I'm not planning on it, no." He said slowly.
"That's a yes. Slut." She laughed as he threw a book at her. Aphie was one of the few women he knew who didn't want him. Aphie was almost as big a freak as him.
"And don't change the subject. I can smell the cock on your breath, you hussy!"
"Same." He lifted on a dainty brow, his grin returning hers. "Get lucky?"
"I tried. Got one girl to let me go down on her, that's it. I swear man we should just team up. The adventures of "The power bottom with a Spine and the Lesbian Futa Switch!"
"Still having issues Aph?" He was worried about her. Being a bottom like him and not caving to every woman with a boy wrecker made things hard at times and some thought he was weird. Aphie was more unique.
"I can't be alone right?" They had discussed her love life and lack thereof at length but he never minded. Aphie was a genuine friend if not an abrasive pest at times.
He knew how it was to be different and a futa who sleeps with other futas was as different as could be.
"A futa switch can't be that rare right? I mean I've thought about this. We're still women ok. Some of us do bottom, well, are coerced into anyway."
"Well, it's the "bigger rules" argument Aphie," Rei interjected. "It's how men and women get broken. The softness, weakness some people have is an easy target and the oversized manhood overwhelms and breaks their mind. No defenses. It is royally messed up but it happens.
Bigger is better, even applies there. Bigger just beats everything down until the person snaps and submits, even to Futas so it's not exactly like they're bottoms naturally."
Rei had studied sexuality in depth, and written a few papers for his classes. "When it comes to Breeders, it's a tradeoff. Futas can breed almost anything, including men. Male breeders are just bigger and better and breaking their targets."
Aria threw her hands up. "That's just it. See, we are known to fall to breeders at times and there are breeder males you date that do top futa girls. So...why can't futa girls be together? It's freaking rare and it's only with one girl who has a massive cock and outperforms the other, it's never a couple who take turns and I don't get it. The taste for dick is there in us. We are women after all " A few people looked up at Aphies vulgarity, not phasing her rant.
Rei was so used to it that he didn't try to stop it.
"So why not a switch? I like to top and bottom, why can't I find a nice girl like me who does the same? I swear man, sometimes it's not worth being me." In the year he had known her she had her ups and downs and today, was a new level of down.
Rei knew what he had to do. He sighed, a long hollow effort. "It started with two Latinas last night at the gym. Twins actually. I woke up in their bed this morning. Fun night."
"SLUT! I KNEW IT!" Always so easy to turn her downs to ups.
"Would you be quiet? This is a library and I'm fairly certain there are people on the moon who can hear you so please, shush." Rei hissed.
"More!" His friend loved gossip and lived vicariously through her friend's exciting sex life.
"Well, I woke up to their very sticky members on me. My phone betrayed me, woke the two and, well, they decided to continue where they left off when we fell into a sweaty pile."
"Uuhhhh"
"Are you ok?...a-are you playing with yourself?" He hadn't heard the zipper but her member was out under the table.
"Tell me more!"
"Woman, would you control yourself! We're in public! Have you no shame?"
"Like you haven't been fucked in public." She whispered
"Touche...do you want more or...?"
"Yes!" The steady -plup- -plup- of her fist accompanied her devoted attention.
"It was an ordeal to get away. They pounced when I woke, tried to use their very dexterous tongues to woo me back to bed. I ended up spit-roasted, it wasn't until they spent their morning building up into me that I was able to slip off and out."
Aphie's fist sped up, both hands now working. "Is that w-why you were so-so late?"
"No, I ran into a friend. She gave me a ride to my apartment."
Aphie's eyes got wide, humping her hips into her hands while her friend shook his head and worked on some files.
"Like a..."ride"?"
"No." A groan of disappointment halted his story. "I just gave her oral."
"You are such a slut!"
"You know I don't like to be called names Aphie. I've cracked my fair share of nuts over it." He whispered menacingly.
"I'm not afraid for two reasons. One, those were assholes and weren't your friends. I am, you love me, I'm aaaaaaawesomeFUCK getting clloosssshhhhhh..." people were staring but not one cared enough to stop their class prep. Not at that college. It was too common a sight.
He felt the love for her was a debatable point some days.
"And two, you know I'm just a-a-as much of a slut and need you to l-live vicariously t-thro-ooouughhh yooUUGGHHH! Well, I-I would be a slut if I c-could. Now p-please keep going almost there!"
Her antics were not even in the top one hundred weird things in a place like St. Agathas. A normal college would have fired her, but here, she essentially got paid to goof and jack off.
"She tried to force-feed me, and I made her regret that decision by clamping her off till she let go. Ruined her car. Well, I wouldn't say ruin, more like giving a piece of fecal matter an ugly paint job."
"Please don't talk about poop when I'm rubbing one out Rei." She whined.
"When I got home I bumped into my neighbor."
"The cute barely legal teen? Oh she should be here next year, right? I love tall chicks."
"We ended up in my shower. I had to take another one after her. I feel like an oaf, I think I may-"
"Fuck!" Luckily the college bought sturdy trash cans and Rei pushed his over as hers was quickly filled by her fantasy-fueled explosion.
"Ugghhhh!"
"Feel better?" Rei asked, still typing away despite his friend's public display. Her groans and moans had alerted the entire library to what she was doing but it didn't hold their attention for long. They had papers due.
"Yes." Aphie never put her dick away when she did this. She left it out to hang and drip on the carpet till it cooled back down. She also panted like a dog. "Oh shhheeetttttt that was awesome."
"Good. Now can I focus on my work or must I tell you all about my dirty sexcapades?"
"Yes please!"
"I think I'd rather focus. Don't you have work to do?"
"Yeah, I want to hear more later. I'll see if the student store has lotion!"
"This is a primarily futa attended college. Of course, they have lotion." Rei spat.
"I got some books to organize. Maybe I'll catch Martha railing that Lisa chick again." She idles off to her work, dirty thoughts bonking around in her skull and mumbling "Oh, or Riko."
Rei worked for a few hours on the computer, manning the desk. Several students came for references, and some books, mostly he dealt information around the stacks as needed. "Getting hungry." He thought, close to noon. "Wonder if Keisha has time to meet for lunch?"
He turned his phone on and saw that besides several more missed calls and texts from Mom, he had about twenty from Keisha. "She never calls, why did she break the golden "only text" rule?"
The last message he had received had been from Trish.
Trish: Hey, I want to say I'm sorry. I know I got carried away and I hope we're still friends. I basically blackmailed you with the shirt and I feel bad, I almost made you late for work, and...I just hope we can still play games together. No matter what, you're my friend. Are we ok?"
Rei's little heart cracked a fracture down the middle. "She spent so much and I didn't even let her...I am such a jerk. She really is a good kid." He said, despite the fact that she wasn't a kid and barely two years younger than him. He sent a quick text, making plans to play Magic with her later
"Excuse me." A thin middle-aged woman caught his attention.
"I'm sorry ma'am, how can I help you?"
"I'm wondering if you have "The Power of the Female Oak" by Traci GoGordon's a fun read, he would know. Rei read every book on the subject of Futanari that the college had.
"We do, may I ask if this is for a class?"
"No, is that a problem?" She asked, timid and so quiet he could barely hear her. Her early grey hair perched itself carefully in a bunch behind her head, old glasses lurched on her nose.
"I was just going to suggest some better material. Is this for personal readings?"
She nodded quickly, blushing. "May I suggest "The Tower from the Globes." Or "The Womanly Weapon." Both are amazing reads and go into much better detail. The wide range of books they had on Futanari was expansive but he listed the best.
"Thank you, you're so.. knowledgeable." She was impressed, she barely knew much about them and she was one.
"Read about your passions I suppose.." He said unashamedly. "May I ask what your interest is? Perhaps I could suggest other materials."
Her eyes bulged and she wished with all her heart she could hide. It took a week to finally talk to someone and she was getting so flustered. "I uh-"
"If it's for a daughter, we have classes that are free for students."
"I am a student." She murmured. Rei turned red, embarrassed himself. "I am so sorry, I didn't mean to imply anything."
"No, you're fine! I'm used to it. Everyone assumes I'm a teacher or a student's mom."
"It's rare we see someone so mature here." Rei sat up and caught a glimpse below the counter. Her crotch was almost puzzling. She jutted out, not uncommon but it was the shape. Thick, remarkably so. "Eyes up here please." She squeaked, wanting to die.
Rei himself felt a shame he hadn't known. He prided himself on tact. "I am so sorry mam I genuinely apologize. If you would like to file a complaint.. "
"No!" She practically screamed. "It's been so long since a man looked at me like that...I'm sorry I have to..t-t-to.." and she ran, dropping her bag.
"Damn you Rei." He spat at himself.
Texting Aphie he let her know he was going to lunch and ran off. A trail of tears guided him to a storage room in the back.
-sob-
He knocked lightly, "Ma'am.."
"I just need a minute...please."
"May I come in?" He asked gently, giving her a choice.
"Yes." She mustered up her words.
"Are you ok Miss?" Rei asked, worried for this poor woman.
"Yes, please don't worry about me. I'm fine." A plastered smile that couldn't wipe away the sadness in her eyes.
"With all due respect I'd prefer to stay if that's ok." With a little nod, she motioned to a bucket across from her.
"I am very sorry for the way I behaved Miss-"
"Allie, please. I'm not that old..."
"Allie, I'm Rei. It is my sincerest pleasure to meet you. Is there something I can do?"
Her plain features laid her palms, Allie attempting to put thoughts to what she felt.
"No, there's nothing you can do. Nothing I can do. I tried, I just, it's hard to talk to people." She whimpered, fighting the tears she didn't want him to see. This nice, pretty young man.
"You can talk to me, I promise. I won't judge. I've been told I'm a very good listener and you have my shoulder to cry on. If you want it."
"Y-youre so n-niiicceee." They didn't know one another from Adam but she collapsed into his arms and wept. Rei held her in silence till she could muster the courage to speak.
"You don't really want to hear an old woman complain about her life, do you?" He nodded, giving her some comfort.
"I just wanted to come to school, you know? I married young, I dedicated my entire life to my family and now that I'm single I just wanted to do something with my time. After the divorce I didn't know...what to do with myself and I just...I had hopes and dreams and I gave them up...for HIM..."
"That's not fair. Let me guess, a husband who built a life around your sacrifice and never really appreciated it? Took advantage?"
How did you know?" She cried into him.
"I hear it all the time. My gender can be rather callous."
"That doesn't even begin to describe that man!"
"Describe him, what kind of man couldn't appreciate a lovely woman like you?"
"You are such a sweet angel. He never said things like that about me, ever. He never held me when I was upset, never stroked my hair like that." This guy felt so good, she had never had a man like him, just the ape she married. "He only cared about himself, selfish...in every way." Rei understood all too soon the type he was dealing with. He hated that type. Men who wanted a woman like her but refused to give them what they needed.
"He was my first boyfriend, first kiss, first love, first...well you can guess. He worked for decades to build his business while I raised our kids, took care of our home, and waited on him hand and foot. Then the accident happened." Her lips quivered and her body quaked against him.
"The accident?"
"One day at work, he wasn't paying attention and he tripped...and he fell...right onto his SECRETARIES COOOoooOOOOCK!" She wailed, the heartbreak still so fresh.
"Bastard."
"After thirty years of m-m-marraige traded up to a younger model with a bigger package! I should have known when he came home walking funny and didn't want mine anymore! The jackal even had divorce papers served while I was with my family on my mother's birthday!" Rei was beginning to hate this man. "I got old...I got unattractive and h-he j-just..." Enough was enough.
"That is enough! You are still young and you are still attractive! Don't let a shallow, two-timing scoundrel hurt who you are. You came back to school with confidence shattered right? I'm proud of you Allie! That's a big step after what happened." He patted her hair and held on while she attempted to release some of the pain.
"I always wanted to run a muffin business. I loved baking before we met and I thought I could take some business classes. I wanted to make some friends, but he never let me have any. I wanted to enjoy the college experiences but I'm so old compared to everyone else that it's hard to make friends and...you know..."
College experiences, such as hooking up. "You wanted to meet someone didn't you?" The books made sense. She was with this guy her whole life, she was never with anyone else. He sounded like the type that only worried about getting his so Rei doubted she ever got to enjoy herself in bed. Some guys wanted the she-dick but they picked a shy, quiet, vulnerable woman and used her to get off but never bothered to take care of her, normally brow-beating and gaslighting them to beat the Futa's natural dominance out.
"Y-yes...you think I'm a slut, don't you?" She loved the way he felt. Strong but soft. He smelled amazing.
"No, of course not Allie. I'm sure he was a selfish man and all those years you needed to be a woman, you deserve to be a woman Allie. To feel like one!"
"But I don't know what that means. When I was young, Futanari weren't viewed in the best of light. We didn't get our own Sex Ed, nobody talked about it. My parents were so ashamed. Mark was the only man willing to be with me and I don't know much about, well, me. What it means to be this." The older generations were neglected far too often. Rei had read books on the subject and attended a few classes and the history made him sick.
"That's why you were looking for a book on Futanari, you wanted to learn more about yourself?"
"Uh-huh."
Rei smiled, laughing tenderly. "I'm an expert. Ask me anything." Again she blushed, shaking her head. "I c-couldn't. I'm embarrassed enough."
"Please, I would be honored."
"Ok," She thought hard for a question till one popped up. "How do I ask someone out? I know this college is open to us but, are we that common? Popular? We were despised when I was growing up and I don't know if that's changed or.."
"OK, ok, where to start? Asking someone out isn't hard, especially now with breeders and Futas everywhere it's more common, especially with laws in place that weren't around when you needed them. I can't give you direct advice on asking someone out, I don't really do that."
"A handsome young man like you doesn't ask girls out? Or boys, I don't want to assume." She added quickly.
"I don't date, but I also enjoy the college experience. It's the best time for carefree sex and I prefer girls. Futas exclusively." He would be honest and forthcoming as she had been, holding back might scare her off again.
"O-oh.." What could Allie say to that? A gorgeous boy like that loves futas? The world is so different. "And no one cares?"
He laughed, beautiful and high. "The futas love it. But no, it's still seen as unseemly for a guy to love being on the receiving end but, there's plenty of enlightened places where it's more acceptable."
"Is it just common to be on the receiving end?"
Slowly Rei tried to explain, a bit confused by the question. "If you're asking if it is receiving a Futas...womanhood, it is common, yes. Most Futas are tops. Uh, they prefer giving rather than receiving if you understand what I mean."
"Oohhh...oh."
"Something wrong?" Ray asked her.
"Maybe I am a freak." She said, seeing his bewildered expression she explained. "Mark always wanted it rough but only...you know, from behind. I didn't like it all the time. Sometimes I wanted to be, you know..."
Aphie would be in love. "So yes, it's not common for futas to bottom. Normally they only do so to someone more gifted than themselves and before you ask yes, it does happen."
"Oh." This was all so fascinating.
"Here, I am happy to answer all your questions but if we don't get to something, call me." He handed her a business card and she swooned. A gorgeous young man had given her her number.
"I am curious about something else if I may ask?"
"Of course."
"Am I..small...you know? Down there. For a futa I mean?"
"I'm not sure." He didn't think so but despite his promise of no more adventures he was curious what she had. "I couldn't get a good look while it was caged as it were. Perhaps you could let me get a more hands-on look." He suggested, his inner slut poking its head out. She looked easily as thick as the thickest he had seen on campus.
"You want to see..m-my..."
"Only if you're willing. So I can help." Yes, help it deep inside him. Futas are astounding and one of his favorite facts about them was their hormones. They gave off pheromones that increased sexual drive, which is a big reason why people often gave in to them. This poor woman was impregnating the sky everywhere she went.
"S-sure." She couldn't believe her day, she had decided at the last moment to give in and go to the library and she was about to show the first man who wasn't her husband or her doctor her genitals in all her forty-eight years.
Allie's hands passed her slightly sagging belly hanging on her belt. Her fingers grabbed her zipper and pulled, the zipper falling in slow motion. She opened her pants and the beast fell. Rei laughed in his hands over stunned awe. "Is it bad? I knew it, it's horrible, tiny!" She went to put it away but Rei jerked her hands away.
"No Allie, it's beautiful. Thank you for letting me see this. I shouldn't have laughed, I'm just...wow." This was the Everest of dicks for Rei.
"Good wow or bad wow?" She asked, bravery returning.
"Good news or bad news?"
"Bad." She would rather get it out of the way.
"Length-wise, you fall in the low category. I'd say you're ten inches. Giant for men, but small for women." A scream froze in her throat when Rei spoke again." But you are SO thick! I mean this has got to be tied for the thickest members I've seen! Towards the top tier for girth." He exclaimed.
"How many could you have seen, my children are older than you!"
He cut her eyes up at her, insulted.
"Oh, I've lost track. I think of myself as a connoisseur of delectable lady cock and Miss, forgive my crazy terminology as my friend has rubbed off on me but, you are rocking a fat hog!"
"Really?"
"Yes, it's amazing. It looks...so good." Rei chewed his lip, an act that cemented Allie's growing erection.
"By the power of Greyskull." He murmured.
"I'm sorry?" She asked, afraid he was disgusted, unable to know he was anything but.
It was so weirdly proportioned. Only ten inches, small in futa size but thicker than a can of tennis balls and it was like that from base to the head of her dick, a dome-shaped apple-red behemoth. And speaking of, her balls were much smaller than he would have thought for the heft of her womanhood. About baseball-sized. All in all, it was very unique. He may hate her ex-husband but, in terminology Aphie would get behind, "Game recognizes game."
"So it's...good?" She asked timidly.
"It's amazing, beautiful..."
"So someone would want me? Not that I would know how! God, I might as well just not even try."
"Allie, retiring that gift would be a sacrilege! Do not deny the world y-your...Fat fucking cock!"
"Ohh, uhm, thank you." Allie had spent years being told she was ugly, she was worthless, and that no one would want her. Mark had made sure she would be helpless but he hadn't expected her to fight back. To get a lawyer, to demand alimony, to demand some kind of respect. But she had. He had been wrong. She was worthy of something and the hunger in the young man at her feet proved it.
"How would I even ask for something? I mean...a blowjob, how would I do that? I've always wanted one..."
"You've never had one before?"
"No, Mark didn't like it, he only wanted me to do it for him."
His tongue ran across his lips, wetting them for the feast he was about to receive. "Repeat after me ok?"
"Ok?"
"Suck. My. Cock. Rei!"
Allie wanted to hear that, she wanted it the moment she saw this golden-headed gift from God.
"Suck my cock Rei!" The body wanted but the flesh was weak. Rei had swallowed some impressive weapons but this was a test of his pride. His jaw, so close to dislocating, took a full minute to get past the head while Allie stroked his head with a palm, the other over her mouth.
"Uugghmmkk!" His fingers pointed at his head perplexing the poor, inexperienced woman who could not decipher what he was trying to convey in her arousal. Reis's hands took hers, placed them on his head, and pushed them. "Oohhhh! Ok" Bony arms pulled, slight hips pushing, Reis' own hands holding her massive meat and testing the limits of the human throat. The head slipped past with a whimper from both parties in this display of whoreish gluttony.
Rei headbutted her middle, her cock head butted back and forced itself in his throat. She pulled tighter, face red, a neglected housewife needs charging forward. "Suucckkk tthhaaatttt ddiiiccckkkkk!"
Rei obliged.
Hands never stopped moving, mouth never stopped sucking but he kept pushing, cutting the air from his brain but he was unrelenting. At long last half of her was lodged into him, face first. After that, no amount of effort could go any further. Reis's pride was wounded but her needs came first.
Allie never stopped ramming it in as the librarian sucked. -POP- "FUCKING SHIT GIRL!" He choked out, precious air flooding Rei's lungs.
The charming young man's vulgarity both shocked and enticed her. "This is one big mommy dick!" His agile tongue licked at her folds, lovingly slathering her balls in boy drool. His hands together couldn't wrap around her but he jacked her while she sat against the wall in ecstasy. "Yes, fuck mark! I deserve this thank you Rei!"
"You do deserve this Allie, you are a goddess! And I want you in my guts now fuugfhhhhhh-" the twink suffocated himself on girl-dick again, Allie coming to the end of her ride. "Rei I can't last, I.. can't..."
The soft-spoken woman disappeared to be replaced by a barbarian queen. "Uuggghhhhh!" Her balls contracted, biceps appeared from nowhere and she bellowed like a primal caveman, the warrior women inside awoken.
Rei ate that girl cum, his own dick twitching and releasing his boy juices into his underwear.
Buttons popped, his stomach distended for the third time that morning. By the time they finished, he was drooping a belly like a watermelon over his pants.
'When was the last time she came, May!?'
"Rei, thank you so much. I've never felt so loved, so beautiful. I've never felt so...strong..."
"You're wel -BURP- come!"
"Can I return the favor?" She asked him, reaching down to the bloated boy's still hard erection beneath his rippling gut.
"I don't normally do that..." He sputtered her thick pudding onto his shirt from the effort. So much for dressing dapper. He sent a text to Aphie while Allie kneaded his knob unfettered by his refusal.
Rei: Aphie, run to my car and get my spare clothes, please.
"Rei, you made me feel good, I just want to do the same. Please, let me do this? I always wanted to make my guys feel good." She cooed, pulling his zipper beneath the jiggling gut of cum she had deposited.
"Ok." Screw it, why not make a weird day weirder? Allie was different, more caring. Most refused to even touch a man's penis, much less put it in their mouths.
"Aw, it's so cute." She purred. "Much bigger than Mark's. Oghmm-" one bob of her head swallowed him, a hand pushing his stomach out of the way. "Woooow." Rei groaned and thrust his hips into the mature woman's velvety wetness. Her mouth was skilled.
-DING-
APH: OOOHHHH, WHAT DID YOU DO YOU SLUT!?"
Rei: Just get the clothes please. I'll be back soon."
APH: details man!
Rei: I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING DO NOT TEST ME, WOMAN!"
APH: Fine, jeez. Grump much?
Reis squealed like a girl, Allies' enthusiastic head a fairly new experience for him. Two fingers slipped in and out of her mouth before reaching below and piercing his butt in a smooth motion that lit the fuse to his testicles. "AALLIIEEEEEEEEEEIMSQUIRTING!" Hips pumped into her mouth and he let his less remarkable load squirt down her throat. Two pumps and he was done, blissfully curled on the floor.
"Mmmm, so good. You did so well, baby!" She kissed him over her softening member, cooing into his manhood.
"This was the first genuinely happy time I've had since the divorce. Thank you Rei." She hugged him, weeping with joy.
"I got one more for you." He panted.
"How can you make this any better?"
"Got your phone?"
---
Across the city her ex was eating brunch with his new girl, his phone interrupting his meal. "The hell who is..Allie? Why is that bitch texting me?"
Sally sat across, rubbing her girlhood beneath the table. He wasn't a looker but the money made it worth it, even if her hand was a better lover.
"The fuck!"
On his phone, there was a picture of what looked like her dick over the inflated belly of some gorgeous kid that had to be younger than theirs. "No way..." he gasped. The kid was flashing the biggest smile.
A text accompanied the picture.
THEBITCH: Look who traded up now!
---
"Thank you so much!" Allie gushed after the best day of her life.
"You're welcome now, stop thanking me, you're going to give me a complex."
They were both dressed, Aphie having tossed clothes in for Rei. Allie may have peeked, her wood popping back after seeing his thong-clad ass. "I mean it, I've been told I'm worthless for so long that I believed it. It's going to take time to recover but you've helped me start. Maybe I can ask someone out now, I want to sleep around a little, maybe it makes me a slut but I've only ever been with one man."
"It doesn't make you a slut Allie."
"I need to find myself and I would like to find an actual relationship at some point, maybe after I do some, you know. Well, that's something to think about later. Um, are you sure I can keep your number? I don't want you to think I'm expecting anything more than you've already done."
"And I don't want you thinking this is all I'm willing to do..." He smiled.
"Pfft, stop, you're going to make me blush again!...really?"
"Sure, maybe give me some time. I've had an eventful morning but I'm willing to be your sex yoda...a phrase I wish I hadn't said." She giggled and buttoned her pants. Her hog pressed proudly along her thigh."I also know some people who might make a good fit, if you want, I can make a few calls. I'm here when you need me. Promise me you won't ignore my number because of some self-pitying nonsense alright? No more timid Allie."
"I'm done with her, it's time to start living." Allie was ready to shed her shell and live.
"And, thank you for the fellatio, I enjoyed that more than I thought I would. One note of suggestion?"
"Yes?" She asked.
"Next time? More fingers."
---
"You are such a dirty bitch Rei." Allie's eyes zeroed in on his stomach. "Did you suck off the basketball team or did you get pregnant in the time since I last saw you?"
"I told you, I went to lunch." He smirked.
"What!? You're seriously not going to tell me?"
"Nope."
Allie huffed and rolled away.
"You are such a brat."
His ringtone lit up his pocket.
"I am not...who is that? Why do I carry this thing!?" He answered his phone without thinking.
"Hello?"
"Damn Tushy, are you dodging me?" The velvet rumbled.
"Keisha! That's right you messaged and called, "Listen, I'm sorry I've just had a hectic morning."
"What's more important than me?"
"Deeeyyyiiicckk!" Allie screamed at the phone.
"Have you been whoring again? So much for getting a "date" huh?" Keisha joked.
"Not tonight, I'm taking some me time." Like soaking for a month.
"Could you reschedule for some "Do your dearest friend and personal hero Keisha a favor" time?
"How are you my personal hero and what kind of favor?"
"You know Professor Henricka?"
"The Chinese lady? Cute, stern, commanding? I had her last year, what about her?"
"Well, I'm kkkiiinnndddd of bombing her class..' she admitted with an unseeable on the phone grimace.
"How are you bombing? You have the brains."
"I was chasing this girl and I got a little distracted and that's not the point. So Henricka has this thing about helping grades for some... booty."
"Yeah, I've heard that. Are you going to give up that booty? Didn't think you'd swing that way, Keisha." He snacked.
"Make no mistake, I'd polish that pole and swallow the gravy to pass the class if she would let me. But she only likes men, particularly cute twinks. So I was thinking..."
"No," Rei said, No more sex for a while. He was going to fall apart.
"Please, man? I'm like your best friend, right? Come on say it, who's your best buddy? Who do you love?" And she blew an empty sigh into the phone, getting serious. "Fine, I really need this man. Please, I'll do anything."
"Like?" He was enjoying making her beg.
"You know my boss at the pizza joint?"
"Yeah?"
"So she doesn't want to lose me and if I bomb this class my parents stop paying for college and I'm fucked and NOT in the fun way so she agreed to a deal. You do this and she provides you free meals twice a week while you're in college." Rei wouldn't allow his friend to bomb either way but bartering his behind was a little too much.
"Well, now that's tempting." His meager pay didn't make room for such indulgences. Pizza twice a week, while a pain on his figure could be a nice perk.
"And I'll be your best buddy forever and ever?" She purred.
"Can I trade that in for something good?"
Her throaty chuckle could be heard across the room. "Please man, I'm begging. I know I screwed up and I didn't want to ask you to do this, it's crossing some lines but you know I wouldn't do this if I wasn't desperate?" Keisha had been his friend since they met at a bar last October. She was always a jokester, a horrible flirt, and never failed to be there for her friends. She also never sounded so broken.
"When?" He asked, pissed off but loyal.
"You are the best man. Meet her in her office at 7. She, uh, knows you are coming."
"YOU MOTHER-"
'OK, I love you bye-bye"! She hung up before he could let her have it.
He sighed a body-shaking breath. "I swear can this day get any-"
-ring ring-
GOD DAMNIT!
"Hello?" Please let it be someone good, he answered, just avoiding the tantrum he was preparing.
"Shnookums?'
"Mom?" Should have looked but Rei was also happy to hear from her. They had been close his whole life. "Mom, is something wrong?" She called a lot but never this much.
"No, not really, I was just worried." She sounded panicked but it wasn't often Rei went so long without responding.
"Mom, you've left more messages than I get in a week combined. Is something bugging you?"
"I am just worried about you, I'm your mother, it's what I do sweetheart."
I know, but can you tell me what's worrying you?"
"Well, it's just we get worried that you're up there alone. You were always so shy, hard to make friends." So maybe there was a lot she was in the dark about. "I know how focused you get during your studies, I don't want you to get lost in your work and forget about having a life."
"And, well, I get so worried you're getting bored up there. It has to get monotonous right?"
Silence.
"Right? Son? Helloooo?"