Suddenly my head snapped back towards the status screen and said with worry being heard within it "Fuck…this reminds me of that trans porn I clicked on once out of curiosity. I hope whoever confiscated my laptop didn't check my browser history."
I sighed and massaged my forehead at the constant problems I seem to always have to deal with and glanced back at both of the two ugly men that started to wake up and thought "Should I make them my meat shields because I'm not gonna take my chances with this life since it seems to be a pattern that I don't get to live past a day or two, my first and second life being excluded of course."
"Ugh…wh…what…h…happened." Said the left longer beaver toothed servant stutteringly as woke up.
The right right beaver toothed servant groaned loudly in pain out of nowhere and said stutteringly while rubbing his forehead "Ugh…m…my head."
The ugly left longer beaver toothed servant flinched and looked up at me standing right in from of him with smile on my face and said stutteringly with a face full of fear "Y…your…g…grace believe me, I am Innocent."
The smile on my face immediately vanished as quickly as it came while looking down at him straight into his eyes and focused with my telepathy Intently into his mind, locking it into obedience to obey my every command and asked calmly "Tell me who wants me dead."
"Your cousin, lord lorenzino de' medici." Said the ugly left longer beever toothed servant instantly and obediently, his eyes dimming lifelessly.
"Lorenzino de' medici." I said with a what the fuck look on my face, not at all at the current situation at hand, but at the overall basic name.
I pondered for a moment with my left hand rubbing my bearded chin and said with my lip curling up wryly "Well…I can use this as blackmail, It'll give the nobles a reason to exert and show there power."
I nodded at my own thoughts and looked back down at both of the ugly two men and asked calmly "Who are you both."
"We have no name or home, we were hired to make sure that you were dead so that we could clean up your body and earn coin." Said both of the beaver toothed men in unison with a clouded lifeless looks in their eyes.
"Is that so, well then from now on both of you are ugly 1 and ugly 2 and I shall be addressed as master from now on my beloved ugly meat shields." I said calmly while surveying around the room that didn't suit a rich commoner such as the former owner.
Both ugly 1 and ugly 2 prostrated themselves face first onto the floor Immediately and said loudly in unison "YES MASTER."
"Good." I said with a nod, only to suddenly sense telepathically that two people were heading towards this room.
I glanced at the door and then back at both ugly 1 and 2 and said calmly "I want both of you to gather any type of valuable information that you can get your hands on, I don't care what it is, if you feel that it is something you deem you're master should know then make sure you obtain it at any cost, am I to be clearer."
"Yes master." Said both ugly 1 and ugly 2 in unison obediently.
I nodded and waved my right hand, indicating that they were dismissed.
Both ugly 1 and 2 got up from the floor and went towards the window and opened and jumped out of it.
My mouth opened with a what the fuck look appearing on my face and went over to the window and looked out of it and saw that both of them had landed onto a moving cart wagon full of hay and thought "Good, they didn't die, I still need meat shields"
I closed the window and glanced back at the door and said calmly "Come in."
"Your grace." Said a soothing mature voice, being of a average looking middle aged woman with a servant attire on and a younger man in a butler attire standing behind her, both bowing respectfully.
"You can leave." I said calmly while going to the huge bed king sized bed and threw myself on top of it.
*Boom*
The middle aged woman had a completely taken aback look on her face and said stutteringly while adjusting her throat "Y…your grace you were supposed…"
"To be dead, I know now leave before I have you both executed for interrupting my thought process." I said with a loud exhausting sigh at their talking while rolling over on my back with my legs completely wide open comfortably, exposing everything between my legs, but could careless since this whole castle and land, including the people are my possession.
Both the middle aged woman and young butler looking servant both adjusted the throats again while averting their eyes and taking their leave from the room.
*Boom*
I stared at the roof for a moment, honestly not knowing what to even do anymore and just continued to stare at the roof.
"Would it even make a difference if I did the trope of making florence into a kingdom and soon empire, I think not because what is the point of putting all that effort into something and then end up losing it in death." I said mumbling under my breath while putting my arms behind my head and propping my left leg over the other comfortably.
[DING!]
[WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! THE SYSTEM IS UNDERGOING FORCEFUL EVOLUTION AND MAY RESULT IN THE HOST HAVING PHYSICAL AND MENTAL CHNAGES]
[DING!]
[WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! THE SYSTEM IS UNDERGOING FORCEFUL EVOLUTION AND MAY RESULT IN THE HOST HAVING PHYSICAL AND MENTAL CHNAGES]
"Huh…." I said dumbfoundedly while reading over all the status screens that appeared in front of me out of nowhere.
[DING! The villain system is binding]
[10%]
[20%]
"What the hell." I said, hearing a voice inside my head for the first time in my 7 lives, completely interrupting me from my mental breakdown.
[30%]
[40%]
[50%]
[60%]
I waved my hand that went straight through the transparent screen and was confused by the blinking transparent screen.
"Is this shitty thing supposed to be my upgraded cheat" I thought while staring at the transparent blinking screen.
"Abracadabra." I said, waiting for something to happen only to be disappointed.
[70%]
[80%]
"MY SEXY MILF MOTHER." I said loudly, but was disappointed yet again and decided to stop shouting cringy stuff.
[90%]
[100%]
[DING! Villain system successfully bound please say status for more information]
I read the transparent screen with an annoyed look on my face and and said with a vein appearing on my forehead, mustering my last patience "Status."
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[NAME: Alessandro de' Medici]
[RACE: Human (Gifted Human)]
[STR Lvl: None]
[AGE: 26]
[HEALTH: [ASPD], [Superimposed (Dorsoventral) Diphalia]
[PERKS: [Perfect Health], [Insight]
[BLOODLINE: Gifted Human (Evolve)]
[AURA ABILITY: None]
[BLOODLINE ABILITY: Telepathy]
[FOUNDATION ART: None]
[TITLES: [II Moro], [Duke of Florence], [Duke of Penne], [The Black Duke], [Saint Alessandro of the Whores]
[SKILLS: [Etiquette: Elementary], [Intrigue: Elementary], [Management: Advanced], [Negotiation: Master], [Spearmanship: Master], [Swordsmanship: ? (Master)], [Horsemanship: Master], [Daggership: Master], [Multilingual: Master], [Sex: Grandmaster], [Leadership: Elementary]
[Storage: None]
I checked my whole status screen and said with the still annoyed look on my face "Why the hell is this trashy ass system still looking the same, I thought there was gonna be a huge difference."
I sighed and suddenly looked at my bloodline, more specifically the word evolve word next to it and suddenly clicked on it.
[DING!]
[Would you like to evolve Yes / No]
"Hahaha, well this is new, now I get to make actual decisions." I said laughing madly, not caring in the least if I come off as crazy since I own this castle, land and the people, which I've mentioned earlier.
I clicked yes on the status screen while rubbing my bearded chin with a contemplatinging look on my face.
[DING!]
[The host is evolving…]
"Hu…." I said, only to black out.
…
THE END…