The next day 11am...
Derek opened the door only to be welcomed by the smell of something burning from the kitchen. He quickly rushed into the kitchen and turned off the gas. He headed into Kelvin's room where he was playing his video game
" You are a human figure of useless, I hope not to be the first person who told you this" he angrily said to him
" What now Derek? You just came back from your date with Melinda since yesterday... Have a rest" he told him
Kelvin collected the game pad from him
" Don't you perceive anything at all?" He asked him
" Perceive what?" Kelvin asked trying to sniff whatever it was
" Perceive the burnt rice you have been cooking for hours, your nose must be for decoration" Kelvin said
" Oh shit!" Kelvin shouted as he got up from the chair without wasting time and ran into the kitchen, Derek signed in total embarrassment
" How am I friends with this dummy?" He asked himself
" Because you probably won't have another one in your next life, sorry for burning the rice I was preparing for lunch" Kelvin apologized
" You are not sorry Kelvin because you are going to do it again, you are naturally disastrous" Derek said to his face
" Thank you Derek, thanks for letting me know myself" Kelvin said as he sat on the sofa beside him
" Where is Timmy?" Derek asked
" At Claire's place since yesterday probably making up for his sins" Kelvin responded
" The two sinners are just right for each other" Derek said
" That's what I told him yesterday" Kelvin said grinning
" I heard that you two dumbass" came Timmy's voice from the sitting room
" How did you get into the house?" Timmy curiously asked
" Have you forgotten I live here guys?" He asked them " beside the door was wide open, I sneaked in thinking we were been robbed" He said again and Kelvin glanced at Derek because he was the one who had left it open
" Lemme guess, Kelvin burnt something again" Timmy said
" You guys should give me a medal already" Kelvin said as he lay flat on the sofa
" For been stupid?" Timmy asked
" I should tell Claire that she isn't the only fruit you eat" Kelvin said trying to reach his phone
" That day would be your last day on earth" Timmy said
" Can you both quit fighting please? I have better thing to say" Derek told them
" Are you and Melinda getting married this holiday?" Timmy and Kelvin curiously asked
" Hell no" Derek responded really stressed at their annoying character
" Then what could be more serious than that?" Timmy asked
" Since we won't be traveling back home for holiday , what do you think about spending our holiday at the beach?" Derek asked them
" If you are waiting for our response, it's a yes" Timmy said and Kelvin nodded his head in agreement
" It's Melinda's family's beach, you guys might need to behave" Derek said
" It's this the part were we go there and find out it's actually a secret wedding at her beach?" Kelvin asked
" For fuck sake , zip your hole!" Derek shouted
" Okay" he responded
" Can Claire come too?" Timmy asked
" Yes, it's gonna be a whole lot of fun" Derek said faking a smile at them " A whole lot of fun working all your ass off" he said between his teeth.