Being unable to sleep, you know cause insomnia is a right cunt. I start to scroll through my docs, reading over some of my old dropped stories.
Reading first my As a Saiyan in Avatar: The Last Airbender, and the Saiyan in Smallville.
'I think the reason I dropped these was because of all the cunts saying how my character wasn't aggressive enough.' My reasoning being that Gina and Universe 6 Saiyan's aren't overly dominating or aggressive so I didn't think I needed to make my character an asshole.
Breathing in through my mouths, causes my throat to constrict. I start coughing…it feels like I'm choking.
My vision starts to grow blurry, my thoughts grow hazy and erratic…but one thing stands out clear. And that is my desire to watch the Prequels and Dragon Ball Z.
Everything just stops for a moment, the lights get turned out and I can't feel my phone in my hand anymore.
My vision starts to come back to me blurry at first, but clearing up rapidly. I'm no longer in my bed but instead I'm a reclined padded chair, inside of a padded but distinctively round…domed construction.
As I try to sit up in a more righten-ed position, the padded reclining chair that I'm sitting in moves with me.
I'm in what looks to be the cockpit of a skid steer. It's got a right and left joystick, foot pedals, on the right just in front of the right joystick there is maybe an 8" tablet that is displaying a few different gauges and a map.
My right eye seems to have a dark sunglasses tint to it and there is a weightiness, with something covering my ear like an over the ear headphone.
Suddenly the thing on my face vibrates and a H.U.D appears in the right side of my vision.
[To navigate the Scouter located over the right side of your face press the buttons located on the ear muff, covering your right ear.]
Doing as it says, I press the buttons and figure out, up, down, right, left, ok, and back.
With that out of the way I navigate through the quick menu to messages. Clicking okay on the one pending messages.
An audio/text message starts to play.
[Hello Author Shane_Town, I am an R.O.B. who has become rather cross with you. As you keep making these stories that I like and dropping them. Either because people hurt your feelings when they piss, moan or think they know better about what you're trying to write than you do.
Or because you get busy working on the farm or some other job. So you see I've decided to take away your ability to stop entertaining me and my peers, by dropping you off the deep end into an Isekai situation.
Since I like you so much I've given you a few advantages, one is that you are now a Saiyan, a low class only as strong as Kid Goku at the start of the Original Dragon Ball anime. Don't worry you aren't a training or hyper aggressive freak. You're just you with a tail and an intuitive ability to use your Ki in basic ways. Oh and you'll turn into a raging ape monster under the effects of moonlight, if you see it. In time you will be able to master your great ape form and utilize it to your advantage but it will take time and a planet or moon might get destroyed along the way.
Your Attack Ball is similar to the Advanced Attack Ball built by capsule corp. As it has a weapons system that puts it on par with a Tie Avenger Fighter, a defense shield that has capital ship defensive capabilities, a stealth system that makes it invisible to all common forms of detection while active, and an assistant A.I. pilot. This ship can go from one end of a galaxy to the other in a handful of hours. It is powdered by solar and cosmic radiation. You have a gauntlet with a built in remote that you can use to give commands to the onboard A.I. The ship can also consume and integrate technologies to improve and heal itself.
Within the database of your ship you will find a manual for repairing the ship. If it's self healing ability can't cope with the damage it has sustained on its own. Along with a manual on Ki, and techniques that you can learn.
Underneath the seat you are currently sitting on, there is a compartment that you enter by lifting the seat portion upwards.
This secret compartment contains a coin purse filled with Ultra Grade Senzu beans that can heal any physical injury including loss of limbs and malnutrition. You will also find a Dragon Radar. Your main goal if you wish to leave this universe is to collect the Dragon Balls and summon me, I'll be in my cute and sexy dragon girl form. I am looking forward to being entertained and summoned, don't let me down again. Oh and you will be arriving on the planet of Naboo at the start of the Trade Federation's blockade and invasion.]
My hands are shaking by the time I finish reading/listening to this message. And I learn a couple of things, for one this R.O.B. is a woman well at least her voice is feminine. And the second thing is I'm probably fucked because she doesn't seem like the type to handle disappointment well. And if there's one thing anyone can rely on me for…it's being a big fucking disappointment.
There's a soft chime that echoes within the Attack Ball, which draws my attention to the tablet that now displays an image of a planet that looks like Earth but with a super continent like Pangea.
At the bottom of the planet there is a label, [Naboo, 00:05.00 Minutes until impact.]
'Naboo, at least it isn't Tatooine… but why did it have to be at the start of the prequels? Why couldn't I be dropping in on Geonosis in the stadium just when Padmé is getting attacked by the Nexu?!' No answer comes for my outraged question. Leaving me even more annoyed but somewhat reassured that the R.O.B. (Random Overpowered Bitch) isn't always watching me or listening to my thoughts.
Taking stock of myself in the dimly lit cabin, I find that I'm wearing a charcoal gray set of boots and a black tight fitting Gi? While I'm also wearing black greaves that go down into my boots, armored knee pads, thigh armor plates, groin guard that is more like a chastity belt as it goes all the way around and Vegeta's style of body armor, without those ugly ass shoulder pads. The main body of the armor is black, with charcoal gray accent where the abs are alone with the straps over the shoulder. The armor seems to include bicep protectors, elbow pads and Vambraces with black gloves, that are also skin tight like the fitted Gi. On the right vambrace is a calculator looking things with a speaker/mic built into it. Down on the floor between my legs is a helmet that looks a lot like a senate commando helmet with a much smaller almost non-existent fin on top and a green visor similar in color to a regular Scouter.
"If I'm a Saiyan does that mean I have the hair of a Saiyan?..." My voice trails off as I raise my right hand to head and find a mess of natural curls. "Fuck, that's a releif I'd rather deal with my curly hair, that something like Raditz hair as that shit seems down right deadly.
"Shouldn't there be a window I can see out of?" At my question there is an answering chime.
"Would you like me to open the viewport shield so you may look outside, Captain Garmr?" A soft feminine voice asks in an accommodating tone.
'Garmr, like the wolf that guards the gates to hell? If so, then cool!'
"Yes…" My answer comes out sounding more like a question but, a small circular window at the front to the pod is revealed to me when two metal plates retract.
The vast expanse of darkness with speck of light and along with the planets, suns and moons of Naboo's solar system almost look like marbles. Though they also appear to be growing rapidly in size.