Jake:
Something crazy happened today. I felt it, the flutters of my heart? I ain't stupid, I found love.
Yesterday's morning with Kyle was mid, he can cook so I guess it's whatever.
Went to school a bit late today tho, the guy who called the cops on me last time took the spot... I still can't believe he done that, I was called from class to the principal office like a freaking child to find a cop who gave me a ticket, 70€ for what? His precious parking spot? Add to that the cop knew Kyle somehow and then it was just embarrassing, as they were about to call him to sort things out_ for what I don't know, I'm already 18_ he thankfully hung up on me and it just passed, but I will never forget, the thing is? I'm petty so maybe a little scratch will be cute, maybe even more... Who am I kidding? I'm wrecking it , but luck wasn't on my side today , guess who's in the car? The fucker himself, and I believe he didn't see my keys in my hands because of what he said was:
" Hey, so you got any friends with a yamaha YZF R1, I think?"
" Y do u ask?"
" Planing a date for my home girl, do u?"
" You got some nerve coming to me like this after u called the cops on me!"
" Ay, I'm not the one going around with no plate Mr, if u wanna look and act 'cool', face the consequences . Again do u?"
" I just transferred, my normal plate doesn't work for this state mf, I don't do that usually... To act cool he said, man go take a piss somewhere else bye"
" U didn't answer tho??"
" Oh I aM sOrRy YoUr MaJeStY, I don't and even if I did I wouldn't tell you."
" Hey stop, ok I'm sorry for last time this is important tho."
" Y are you seriously looking to hock your home girl with a biker man?"
" Believe me not my choice, I mean bikers? come on! What a taste, anyway we made a deal, kinda can't bail now, and i don't know any other bikers "
" Y specifically a biker tho?"
" I don't know man, guess the books she reads make them seem better then what they truly are?"
"Your friend is a booktok girly? Yuck"
" So?"
" I got a few friends that drive similar bikes but believe me, she's better off without them.."
Then it hit me, this guy seemed to care for this home girl of his, and I wanted pay back..but was I really the type of person to involve and possibly harm an innocent third party in a plan of petty revenge.. yes absolutely.
"... But there's this one person tho, he is single and decent looking, he might be free?"
" He's not a psychopath right?"
I just shook my head, was he reading my mind?
" Ok bet.."
" Hold your horses what is in it for me?"
".. what do u want?"
" Idk, but u owe me a favor big boy, bye"
Oh how I have the best person for her...
I just got of the phone with Vlad, my friend who just got out of prison...man do I love chaos, other then that it was a boring day . end.
Monica:
Seb messaged me last night that he found someone for me, ngl the pic gave me the ick but as a reader I swore to only judge a book by its cover when I'm in a bookshop.
And I do need this date, because my case is getting worse and worse, my first thought when I saw the pic was that he looked nothing like Kyle, and it upset me.
But not as much as what the supposed someone said next_ yeah I went on a date the next afternoon, call me desperate _ " u look underage,are u underage?" Enthusiastically mind u, because when I said I'm 18 he looked a little pissed. Sebastian I will....
Jake:
So.... I Fucked up, big, really big. Vlad? Horrible guy who I shouldn't have put in a date with any girl _ I was planning to interrupt the date before anything happens and make the mf's home girl fall in love with then break her heart_ problem? His home girl? My brother's... Whatever, but none the less, I'm done for now .
How did I find out about that? I'm currently stalking them. I had a mini heart attack when she walked in, as I hoped repeatedly that she's not the homegirl, I watched my prayers get rejected as she sat down. Now that I think about it why is Kyle's girl single and looking to date a biker hello? .... Yeah not a good enough excuse still, let's hope he never finds out.
Ofc, I got to work on disrupting their date, nonetheless,I didn't have to wait much not gonna lie, the asshole asked her in broad daylight if she liked it up the ass , loud, in the crowded town cafe... _ I get that he has a type and isn't ashamed about what he likes but.. Bud u can't just yell that in public, it's unethical, even I know that_ Soo Kyle's girl got up and splashed him with water then she dumped some cake on his head ... She left a couple of bills on the table and was about to leave but I saw the mf attempt to lunge at her...and nope, not on my watch.
Because frankly the only thing worse than setting up ur own brother's girl with a douche bag that just got out of prison for drug related crimes, is causing said girl any harm, forget my blood tie to him, he'll skin me alive.
" Alright buddy , walk away." I say as I stop him from approaching.
...
Ngl, having a legend criminal as a father is the best in these kinda situations, Vlad ran after a little altercation, verbal ofc_ couldn't afford getting the cops called on me twice in on week _
" What are u doing here?" What was her name?
" Nothing, were u on a date with him?, does Kyle know?"
" Yes, why would kyle have to know about this? And how do you him?"
" Guess he doesn't. I know of him? ..yeah"
" Jake? Of him? Okay, is it just a coincidence you're here?"
"Ofc, how would i know you were on a date with that guy and come here at the exact same time?"
" ...Because Sebastian told me u arranged this date? You didn't think i would go on a date with some guy before vetting the source right? Plus i felt comfortable knowing it was someone I knew? Was I supposed to be suspicious? First up why the hell were u lying? Jake?.... I am very confused explain."
Well... Let's just say explaining? I did, very long speech where I detailed my plan_ not my fault I inherited word vomit from mom_
"Sooo ..that was your big plan for revenge?"
" I realize now that I said it out loud it's embarrassing... that's unfortunate on my side please don't tell Kyle, I owe you?"
" U sure do, u used my date for your child play. Plus it was pretty bold of you to assume the unknown girl would like u?"
" Well the supposed girl's type was bikers and that I am ..simple math? What were you thinking when you asked the jock to find you a biker btw? Ngl I still am trying to figure out how y'all became friends."
" Childhood friends plus we were very close neighbors, anyway, you don't get to judge Mr! And u owe me a date."
" ....I'm sorry?"
" Not with you ofc, no offense. An actual decent person too, please, preferably none of your friends. Know of my ass, I will give you.... A week do your best, because I will tell Kyle if not. Byee"
Which explains how I spent the next hour scrolling through my contacts and DMS in the same cafe trying to find someone for her. No luck btw but I still met the love of my life . How?
" Excuse me? We are closing soon, do u mind idk like leaving? That's would be wonderful, thank you."
21 words said by the most beautiful girl I have ever seen have stolen my heart especially with the condescending look she gave me. And as she walked away _ yes I watched_ she whispered " that's how you do it, stop being shy." To the nervous younger server.
I did prolonged my stay there tbf, but at least now I have something to be excited about other than stupid rivalry or playing matchmaker. Winning her , Stefani as her name tag said.
Guess this shithole isn't bad after all, it got a good cafe.