"Xu Lai!" Ruan Tang's voice rose three octaves. It's one thing to speak with your hand on your heart, Xu Lai, but you're supposed to be touching your own!
"Sorry, sorry," Xu Lai said without batting an eye. "This hand has a mind of its own. I'll chop it off right now."
Of course, he had no intention of actually doing so.
Ruan Tang shot him a reproachful look. "You just love taking advantage of me."
"Well, I can't very well take advantage of other women, can I?"
"Feel free, Mr. Xu."
"..."
Ruan Tang's nonchalant tone made Xu Lai's expression turn stern. He said solemnly, "Honey, what are you talking about?"
"Am I, Xu Lai, the type of philandering scumbag who covets what's in the pot while still eating from his own bowl? A man must be forthright, responsible, and above all, sincere!
"Go on, ask anyone in the Immortal Domain! If a single person says that I, Xu Lai, like to flirt around, I'll eat every last Kongming Lantern in the sky."
