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Chapter 349 - Chapter 349: We, Mii, Gallantry!: A Showdown In The Infinity Castle! (Part 4)

"As I was a goin' over the far famed Kerry mountains. I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting. I first produced my pistol and I then produced my rapier. Saying "Stand and deliver" for he were a bold deceiver. Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da. Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o. There's whiskey in the jar. I counted out his money and it made a pretty penny. I put it in me pocket and I took it home to Jenny. She sighed and she swore that she never would deceive me. But the devil take the women for they never can be easy. Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da. Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o. There's whiskey in the jar. Oh why hello there viewers, sorry about that, I didn't see you there. And yes, this is Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now for those of you who were wondering, I was just singing the song 'Whiskey In The Jar,' by The Dubliners. But anyway viewers, how about we get on with the mandatory chapter recap, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, which is also while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Date: September 28, 2019

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and done my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, at the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after me, and every single one of my allies in The Four Aces Alliance, had all ended up in the anime canon timeline of Demon Slayer. Or to be more specific, we had all ended up in the one and only Infinity Castle. Which after the appearance of one Sena Kashiwazaki from the anime canon timeline of Haganai. This had caused Sanji, though not surprisingly I might add. To then proceed to go into his usual perverted antics again. Which not surprisingly, had caused Nami to once again get very pissed at Sanji.

Which given that Sanji was not one to shy away from being perverted in public. Which is something that even Kuroko Shirai would never do, as from what I knew from watching her throughout the duration of our currently still ongoing Quantum Leap-esque journey. Kuroko only did her perverted antics and shenanigans on Keiko and Misaka, when they were in a private setting. 

But, with what was now about to happen? Well it would now help to further show, as well as compound. That even in a clearly stressful battle type situation, one must still be willing to continue to be witty and comedic. Despite most being more willing not to do so.

And so, with all of this now very much in mind, and with us now getting right back into the current situation, that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Wait a sec, who was that guy? It looked like that really hurt when he hit that wall," Sena Kashiwazaki, had now proceeded to go and ask to no one in particular, from out of seemingly nowhere. And with me having witnessed Keiko having gone and gotten a rise out of Sena towards the tail end of the previous chapter. I had now decided to go and have my own share of comedic fun at Sena's expense. And so, with this thought now very much on my mind...

"Well Sena, I believe his last name was Suave," I had now proceeded to say over to Sena Kashiwazaki with. And sure enough, as I had intended with my statement...

"Wait what?" Sena had now proceeded to go and ask over to me with in response. Which as I had intended, Sena now had what was clearly and obvious look of confusion on her face. And as for me and my response back over to Sena...

"You know, Suave? Terry Suave? London, Scotland Yard? That sort of thing? And last I recall, I believe that he's been trying to successfully complete Operation Minty Hippo..." I had now proceeded to say back over to Sena with in response. Which given what I was now trying to say with my current joke. I was finding it somewhat difficult to keep a straight face. But thankfully, I was still managing to keep a somewhat straight face, despite me having a bit of difficulty with currently trying to do so. And sure enough once again, as I had intended with my statement back over to Sena in response...

"Minty Hippo, what is that?" Sena had now proceeded to go and ask back over to me with in response. Which as I had intended, Sena's expression had now managed to get even more confused. And then, as for me and my response back over to Sena...

"I'd teII you, but it'd be a reaI ding-dong-dingy-dingy-ding-wad. Hut one, hut two, I need a Charleston Chew. Get it? Got it? Doubt it!" I then proceeded to say back over to Sena with in response.

"Okay, so I think that it's time for you to stop talking..." Sena had now proceeded to attempt to say back over to me with in response. And then...

"Close, but I think that you will find, that it is in fact time for you to put a squeeze on your chat box," I now proceeded to say back over to Sena with in response. And then...

"Wait what?" Sena had now proceeded to say back over to me with in response. And with regard to me and my response back over to Sena? Well you see, about that...

"Well Sena, let me just say this in a manner that even someone who is sometimes as thick headed as you would understand. As this is what you're doing. And this is what I want you to do, any questions?" I had now proceeded to say back over to Sena with in response.

Which during while I had proceeded to say the first part of my statement. I had proceeded to hold up my free right hand, to which I then proceeded to have it act as a mouth, and only once I had gone and finished the first part of my statement. I had then proceeded to go and close my free right hand. Which was to help with mimicking, that Sena should just do me and everyone else that was present a favor, and just stop talking completely. And sure enough, as I had intended with this part of my statement...

"Wait a sec, did you just teII me to shut up?!" Sena had now proceeded to go and say back over to me with in response. And given that Sena had proceeded to not only shout her response back over to me. But I could now see that she was now quite angry with me. And yet...

"Yes, you catch on straightaway! Now please do be a dear and..." I had now proceeded to go and say. Only for a certain someone to now proceed to go and speak up, and thus cut me off midway through my statement back over to Sena with in response. And sure enough, like most of the previous times that this had proceeded to go and happen. This had now once again caused one of my light blue eyes, to now proceed to go and start to visibly start twitching again.

And as with regard to who the individual was, that had decided to go and cut me off midway through my statement back over to Sena with in response? Well you see, about that...

"Hey Bluebell, not that I don't enjoy a nice Master Of Disguise bit as much as the next person. But how about you just do me and everyone else here a favor, and just quit while you're currently ahead?! Also hello there viewers, Keiko here again, sorry about that...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, we have recently been informed, that back on November 15th, in San Antonio. A female was kicked off of a boat tour for scrolling on her cell phone whilst blasting TikTok videos. And the reason as to why this was a bad idea on her part? Well as it happened viewers, her blasting of TikTok videos was not only disruptive to the people that were sitting and standing around her. But the tour guide of the boat tour was not able to speak over it. And rather then her oh I don't know, be a genuine caring human being, and perhaps apologize as well as turn the volume down on her cell phone? She decided to instead act up, as well as do a whole crashout conniption on why she wasn't at all happy, with being asked to turn down the volume on her cell phone. So not surprisingly viewers, she was asked to leave the boat tour. And you would think that that would have been the end of that? But no, instead this crazy chick decided to climb up onto a nearby bridge. To which she then proceeded to pull out a can of pepper spray, and then proceeded to spray said pepper spray, down at the boat and all of its passengers. I mean seriously?! And it also did not help matters viewers, that she was actually already on probation. So yeah, it is not even the slightest bit surprising viewers, that she is now facing several new charges, including a third degree felony. Which in the state of Texas, carries with it a mandatory prison sentence of anywhere from two, to ten years behind bars. I mean I think that this female, is more then deserving of the one and only Darwin Award, don't you think viewers? As a classic example of what not to do out in public. Especially when you're already on probation. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current time being. So what do you say that we now go ahead and get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, which is also while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and this is also while Keiko has her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Keiko had proceeded to go and finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Excuse me, but can you please tell me and my partner here where we are exactly?" A currently unrecognizable and yet clearly female sounding voice, had now proceeded to go and ask me, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which as with regard to the origin trajectory of the currently unrecognizable female sounding voice? Well it had come from just slightly behind Akaza.

And sure enough, when I then proceeded to look to just slightly behind where Akaza was currently standing. Both of my light blue eyes, had then proceeded to fall upon two clearly beautiful looking females. Both of which that I had proceeded to notice instantly, were both currently wearing some very scanty looking outfits.

And as for both of these female, as well as what they both looked like, as well as their current scanty looking attire? Well one of them had what appeared to be red hair, tanned skin, brown eyes. And as aforementioned, was currently wearing what was clearly a scanty looking outfit. Which was a silver-white colored uniform. Which as for one of the reasons why it was scanty, was due to the top that she was currently wearing, was open at the front, allowing her cleavage to show quite visibly through it.

And as for the second female? Well, she was currently wearing a scanty looking gold/yellow colored uniform. And along with her having long dark blue hair, as well as dark blue eyes, her outfit like that of the girl standing beside her, was also open at the front, allowing her cleavage to also show quite visibly through it. And unfortunately, I already knew who these two females were. And not surprisingly, I was now not very happy to currently be seeing either of them. Because, well...

"Okay seriously? Why are they both here now? I mean mind you viewers, I am not saying that I am not a fan of the both of them. I just find it a bit odd, that they both wear what are clearly way too revealing outfits. Oh right viewers this is Angel Bluebell here, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, which is also while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now introduce you all, to the one and only Lovely Angels, Yuri, and Kei. Both of whom are from the popular anime canon timeline of 'Dirty Pair.' And yes viewers, you did just read that part right, and no viewers, you are not hallucinating either. And so with Yuri and Kei's inclusion into these four interconnected fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to one hundred and seven. Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So like always viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, which is also while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is now over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: September 28, 2019

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and done my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, at the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after me, and every single one of my allies in The Four Aces Alliance, had all ended up in the anime canon timeline of Demon Slayer. Or to once again be more specific, we had all wound up ending up in the one and only Infinity Castle. Which after the appearance of one Sena Kashiwazaki from the anime canon timeline of Haganai. And along with the appearance of the one and only Lovely Angels Yuri, and Kei. Both of whom were from the anime canon timeline of Dirty Pair. 

Which before Yuri and Kei had made their appearance, I had decided to go and have fun at Sena's expense, by proceeding to successfully gaslight her. By using one of the many comedic tactics from the movie Master Of Disguise.

But since Sena Kashiwazaki, was known to be not only quite thick headed at times, as well as being quite annoying to listen to on some occasions. This was something that I felt was a more then justifiable thing to do.

But, with what was now about to happen? Well it would now help to further show, as well as compound. That even when one, or in this case several people, are not even remotely a huge fan of either harem or fanservice ecchi type anime. Then unfortunately as it has been proven several times already in these four fanfics. Sometimes one has to be willing to bite the bullet, despite ones complete and utter hatred for the aforementioned types of anime.

And so, with all of this now very much in mind, and with us now getting right back into the current situation, that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Okay seriously, what is it with so many people and their fascination with what are clearly scanty and skimpy looking outfits? And here I thought that the Tokiwadai School Uniform was a little too revealing for its own good at times," Misaka had now proceeded to go and speak up with, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which was also while Misaka's current expression on her face, currently displayed one that was a mix of both clear unhappiness, as well as a little bit of disapproval mixed in as well.

And since both Yuri and Kei, were sort of wearing pretty much almost next to nothing with regard to their current attire. This wasn't exactly something that either me, or anyone else on our side for this matter, blamed Misaka for feeling and expressing in even the slightest bit. And sure enough, as a sort of way to help compound this being the case. As well as to help hammer this fact home.

"Well Misaka, I can't say that I blame you for saying that. I mean after all viewers, this was something that was proven back when we were all back in the Brave Witches anime canon timeline. Also hello there viewers this is Keiko here again, sorry about that...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as I currently have all of your attention for the current moment. What do you all think of these four fanfics so far? And no viewers, that is still not an invitation to be toxic towards any of us in the review and comment sections of any of these four fanfics. So sorry but not sorry to all of the toxic trolls who were thinking about possibly doing that. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current time being. So what do you say that we now go ahead and get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, which is also while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and this is also while Keiko has her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then suddenly out of the blue, which was just after Keiko had proceeded to go and finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Excuse me, and I do apologize for me choosing to speak up at this current moment. But you there with the long light blue hair. I don't mean to sound rude when I ask you this, but were you just talking to the viewers just now?" A currently unrecognizable female voice. Which though it did sound somewhat childish, it still had somehow managed at the exact same time, to also sound just as equally adult like.

But, though the female voice was unrecognizable to most of our currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance. Because as with regard to me and Keiko, neither of us were as fortunate enough to not know just who it was that this particular female voice belonged to. As on the other hand with regard to me and Keiko, we unfortunately did know. And this was also the exact reason, as to why a tickmark and a very aggravated looking expression, had now proceeded to quickly make its way onto each of our respective faces. And also, as it would happen...

"Okay, please don't tell me that that voice belongs to who I think it does. Because I really don't want to deal with 'her' if my hunch is indeed correct. But just this once, can I please be wrong about my assumptions? Well, I guess it is time for me to bite the bullet. And in case any of you viewers were at all wondering. No, I am not going to tell you as to which female both me and Keiko are hoping that the voice doesn't belong to. As you will all be learning as with regard to who it belongs to, in about a paragraph or so. So with that being said viewers, on with the chapter at hand," I had then proceeded to briefly think to myself.

Which just before me, Keiko, as well as everyone of our allies that were currently present, had proceeded to all turn our attention over towards the female voice. I had proceeded to briefly turn my eyesight, as well as my attention, slightly and briefly over to my right. Which I had done, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

But unfortunately, both me and Keiko, were once again about to be proven correct with regard to our respective and current assumptions. And as a result, was something that was not going to wind up ending all that well.

Because as soon as me and Keiko, had proceeded to turn our attention towards the source and the of the female voice from where it had originated from. Both of our respective pairs of eyes, had then proceeded to quickly fall upon a tan skinned looking female.

And as for the rest of what she looked like, as well as her currently present attire? Well, along with her being tan skinned. She also appeared to be a very beautiful and very tall woman. Which along with this, as both me and Keiko were able to realize this as well immediately, as it was pretty difficult for either of us not to notice this. Was that she had what were clearly very massive breasts. She also appeared to have short pale blonde hair, as well as gray eyes.

And finally, she also appeared to be wearing what was clearly a skull necklace around her neck, as well as an orange bikini top. That appeared to be decorated with green leaves, a yellow-red leaf like-skirt with an orange thong, gold anklets, and green ballet shoes. And unfortunately for me and Keiko, this was exactly the female that we both had been hoping that the voice had not belonged to. Because well...

"Well miss to answer your currently still lingering question, yes I was just addressing something to the viewers. Also, and I don't mean to sound rude when I ask you this. But would you care to introduce yourself to the viewers, or would you rather either me or Angel Bluebell do that for you? Because to be honest..." Keiko had now proceeded to attempt to try and say over to the tanned skin girl in question with.

The only trouble with this, was that Keiko as well as me as well. We were both now currently having a very tough time, with being able to keep either of our present composure. And as for the reason as to why both me and Keiko were having trouble? Well as it would happen, that had quite a lot to do, with the aforementioned assumption that we had both had. Which we had both hoped wasn't true. But unfortunately, this had now all but evaporated. Which 

And it was as Keiko was roughly about midway through her statement over to the quite buxom and scantily clad tan skinned female. That I had then decided to speak up, which though I did not intend to do so. I still wound up cutting Keiko off midway through her statement over to the tanned skin girl. And as for me, and with regard to my statement over to the tan skinned girl? Well you see about that...

"What I think Keiko here is trying to say, is that there might be a few viewers out there, who might not know who you are. And I do apologize for cutting you off there just then Keiko, but you really do need to sometimes get to the point of your present statement just a wee bit more quicker then that. Also hello there viewers this is Angel Bluebell here again, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers let me now introduce to you all, though quite regrettably I might add, 'Mii The Flower Spirit,' from the catastrophic failure trio of original video animations, 'Jungle De Ikou.' And yes viewers, you did just read that part right, as notice how I didn't say anime canon timeline as I usually do with regard to introducing new characters into these four interconnected fanfics. And for those of you who are at all wondering as to why neither me or Keiko are really at all happy about Mii now being involved in all of this? Well that has a lot to do with the fact that Jungle De Ikou, is almost unanimously considered, to be one of the worst series of original video animations out there. And while I will admit viewers, that there maybe a small handful of original video animations out there, that are worse then it. I will tell you this much viewers, that Jungle De Ikou certainly does fall into the category of one of the worst original video animations of all time. But anyway viewers, with the inclusion of Jungle De Ikou into these four interconnected fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to one hundred and eight. Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So like always viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, which is also while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

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