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Chapter 97 - Chapter 97: Two Hands, Double Tap, Faye, And The Galactic Leyline!

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action. But first things first viewers, happy one thousandth chapter! Yes viewers, you did just read this part right. Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

Date: July 2, 1986

Okay, so winding the clock back to what had gone on with me and Revy. Albeit that we were still our fourteen year old selves, having both just gone and murdered our drunken father in cold blood inside of our then Chinatown apartment.

And now, with the both of us now knowing all too well, that this now meant that we would be wanted for murder by the New York Police Department, or as a good portion of people in New York City tended to also abbreviated them as, the NYPD. This now meant, that me and Revy now had to essentially take to the streets of The Big Apple. And sort of essentially live off of the land as it were.

"But see viewers, here is the thing about that. Catherine here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say and address to all of you. Yes me and Revy did have to live out on the streets. And in case you were at all wondering if things were worse out on the streets of The Big Apple back in 1986, then they are in the current modern day? The answer by the way viewers is yes, things were far worse out on the streets of The Big Apple back in 1986. Think of the plot in the movie The Wild Bunch. You know the movie in which an aging outlaw gang, has to learn to adapt to the changing modern world in the year 1913? And yes viewers, that just so happens to be me and Revy's favorite movie. Well mind you viewers, it is not my favorite movie in real life, but I am sure that you still get what I mean by this reference nonetheless. And viewers as for what went on in the several days or so of me and Revy having to be out on the streets of The Big Apple? Well you see viewers, the trouble is that I am not going to be able to go into much detail about it. Because thanks to Angel Bluebell still wanting to keep these four fanfics as family friendly as possible. I kind of have no choice viewers, but to just say that me and Revy, well we didn't exactly have a very fun time. So let's just leave it at that. Man I don't know about you viewers, but sometimes Angel Bluebell just seems to be really good at getting on my nerves! And I honestly think that Revy is not really fairing any better then I am with trying to tolerate Angel Bluebell either. I mean technically viewers, yes me and Revy still have the powers of both the Dash and Shadow Cards flowing through the both of us. But since Angel Bluebell has quite a lot more magical power then just two Star Cards. Look viewers, the point that I am trying to make here. Is that while Angel Bluebell can sometimes be intolerable to be around. Me and Revy, sort of have to deal with it. Because I don't know about you viewers, but I would rather not want to have Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Li, or anyone else in our alliance wind up turning against us. Just because me and Revy don't agree with how Angel Bluebell does the things that she does. And yes viewers, it is still very frustrating at times, so thanks for asking! But anyway viewers, I think that I have rambled on with this current fourth wall break moment. So what do you say that we finally go ahead and get back to the chapter at hand, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

And so, getting away from my current fourth wall break, and getting back into the chapter. Along with the situation that had developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Okay so for the record Catherine, if I had been in your position. Then I would not have done a flashback like that, but again..." Haruhi Suzumiya had now proceeded to go and say over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. And Haruhi would have just kept on talking, if someone did not then proceed to go and speak up, and thus cut Haruhi off midway through her statement over to me. And as for who had decided to go and cut Haruhi off? Well you see about that...

"Hey Little Miss Too Happy For Her Own Good, how about you can it before I go and do it for you?! Because as of right now, you're really starting to get on my very last nerve! Actually you know what..." Revy had now proceeded to go and say quite angrily over to Haruhi Suzumiya with in response from out of seemingly nowhere. The only thing was, that just as Revy was about to reach for one of her currently holstered modified Berreta 92FM pistols, she then felt a hand grab her arm. And it was only then, that Revy wound up getting cut off midway through her current anger driven statement over to Haruhi. And as for who had proceeded to go and do this? Well about that...

"Sis, sorry to stop you for the moment. But Haruhi is just not worth the headache. I think that we just need to...Oh come the heck on, again?!" I then proceeded to shout out quite angrily. Because while I was trying to talk Revy down so too speak. I then proceeded to notice an all too familiar looking onrushing wave of bright white light. Which like all of the other previous times, it had now once again proceeded to wash over all of us. To which it then proceeded to temporarily blind all of us.

And the only thing on my mind at this very same moment, was which anime canon timeline, were me and Revy about to end up in next?

"Well you see viewers, about that. Oh right, Catherine here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, you can read about which timeline that me and Revy will be ending up in, in the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this unfortunately does now mark the end of this chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: December 18, 1998

Okay, so I will admit that things regarding me and Revy's Quantum Leap style of current anime timeline hopping? Well it had not exactly been the best so far. And given me and Revy's recent run-in with Haruhi Suzumiya, this was something that kind of spoke volume just by itself.

But, as the bright white light around me and Revy from the tail end of the previous chapter, then proceeded to quickly die down only a couple of seconds after it had gone and appeared. And once both of my eyes had then proceeded to adjust after a couple more seconds. I then took a brief moment, to look around and behind me. And sure enough, Aria and her friends from the Aria The Scarlet Ammo anime canon timeline. And Haruhi Suzumiya annoyingly I might add, were all still currently present alongside me and Revy. 

And, after taking a moment to glance around at our currently new surroundings. I then noticed that we seemed to be on the bridge of what was clearly a somewhat futuristic looking spaceship. One that resembled a certain well known spaceship from a well known space science fiction tv series.

"And viewers, Catherine here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say and address to all of you. I don't think that I need to explain or even describe what it is that I am referring to in more detail do I? Because if you know, then you know. But anyway viewers...*I then proceeded to go and say to the viewers. Only for someone to then proceed to speak up over to me from out of seemingly nowhere*"

And as for who it was that had proceeded to go and do this? Well you see, about that...

"Hey who are you people, and how on earth did you get onto this ship?! And why are you talking over to that corner over there?! There isn't anyone there!" A currently unrecognizable male voice had then proceeded to go and speak up over to me and everyone with, from out of seemingly nowhere. 

But once me, Revy, and as well as everyone else, had proceeded to go and turn our attention towards the source of the currently unrecognizable male voice. Our respective fields of vision, then proceeded to quickly fall upon a male.

The first thing that me and everyone else recognized immediately, was his spiky, bright red hair. He also appeared to have blue eyes. And what appeared to be multiple prominent scars on his body. He also appeared to be quite tall. If I had to hazard a guess, he was probably standing at roughly six feet. He also appeared to have a very lean-but-muscular body type. And finally, he also appeared to be bearing a large, of what appeared to be a red tattoo of a star on his left shoulder. 

But then, before I could even give any sort of a response over to the lean and muscular looking male...

"Gene, what the heck are you yelling so loud for?! You just woke me up from my beauty rest with your yelling you jerk! Wait, who are you people?" A clearly seductive sounding and yet currently unrecognizable female voice, had then proceeded to say over to the male that I now knew was named Gene. And the female voice had proceeded to go and shout this over to Gene quite loudly, from a nearby room. Which about a second or so later, a very fit looking female in a yellow top then proceeded to slowly walk out of the aforementioned room. And from what I could tell with her currently somewhat disheveled looking purple hair. I knew that Gene having just gone and woke this female up from her beauty rest as she called it, could not have been more the truth if it tried.

Only once the female in question had proceeded to glance over to me, Revy, and everyone else that was present alongside me and Revy. The purple haired female then kind of realized exactly why Gene had just gone and yelled so loudly from out of seemingly nowhere. But then, I realized exactly who these two individuals were. Only once I then realized this, this only wound up raising more questions as to what was currently going on.

"And viewers, let me explain to you all why this is now currently the case. Oh right, Catherine here again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, there is currently quite a lot to unpack. So first things first viewers, let me now welcome you all aboard the one and only Outlaw Star. And as for who those two individuals were? Well one of them, is Gene Starwind. You know viewers, from the Outlaw Star anime canon timeline. But viewers, here is where things get a little bit mysterious as well as a little bit out of place. Because for those of you who do not already know who the female with the purple colored hair is? Well viewers, interestingly enough that was the one and only Faye Valentine. From the one and only anime canon timeline, of Cowboy Bebop. So yeah viewers, you can see why this is a bit out of place right? But regardless of that viewers, with the inclusion of both Outlaw Star and Cowboy Bebop into these four fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to eighty. Which now only leaves another twenty to go for the world record of one hundred. Now then viewers, this unfortunately for right now does mark the end of this current chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

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