Satisfied, I turned to the last totem.
The Random Upgrade.
I stared at it for a solid three seconds. "This is either going to be amazing," I said, "or emotionally devastating."
I crushed it anyway.
[Random Upgrade Totem used.]
[Player UnluckyExtra's system will be upgraded.]
"…Eh?" I blinked. "That's it?"
My shoulders slumped. "Useless…"
[So ungrateful.]
I jumped slightly as the system text snapped back at me, the font somehow managing to convey offense.
[Don't you know that I offer more benefits than—]
"I like it much better if my skill or item was upgraded," I muttered, already losing interest.
[You're lucky you're the one who got this reward instead of—]
"Yeah, yeah, just upgrade already," I cut it off, waving my hand.
The system went quiet.
For exactly half a second.
Then—
[WAITING ROOM LEVEL UP]
[INVENTORY LEVEL UP]
[STORAGE CAPACITY EXPANDED]
[COMMUNITY CHAT ACCESS UNLOCKED]
[SYSTEM RESPONSE SPEED ENHANCED]
[MINOR QUALITY-OF-LIFE FUNCTIONS ADDED]
[…]
