I don't own Overwatch or blizzard things
Marzia's truck felt very out of place as it steamrolled down the dirt path with relative ease. "I didn't even know this place existed," I noted, spotting some sort of predatory-looking bird studying the truck in annoyance before fluttering away.
Marzia kicked open her truck door rather dramatically, which I felt was unnecessary, but hey, it's her truck, before leaping out and retrieving her sword as I stepped out of the car myself and took in the forest tree smell, it was piney, and full of animal shit…
…I guess it's not nearly as fun if I'm not camping with family, or fucking my girlfriend… or just fucking in general. I guess logically I should just give it time, I'll probably be fucking something in a couple of minutes…
"This is close to Freja's family sanctuary." Said Mariza, "So when something gets a little uppity, they need to inspect it, and she SAID I could participate!"
"So you said. Repeatedly." I noted. Mariza has been using me as a sounding board the whole drive. I mean, that is one of my duties as the designated butt-monkey. But it was an hour-long drive. Trapped in a giant truck with a giant woman with a GIANT. SWORD. What else can I do? "So… why am I here?"
"I need a witness for our duel." She said seriously before adding just as seriously. "And I have been told when you need someone to do something-"
"Kidnap me?" I replied, but knew what she meant. I'm the pack mule.
"Yes." Mariza knelt down, examining the ground not covered in the tire tracks of her massive truck. Which, now thinking about it, I wonder why she didn't have a sword strapped to the truck itself like some sort of gladiator chariot. Yeah, it would probably only be street legal in Orgrimmar, but hey, it would be on brand. "She is this way." She said, suddenly pointing off in the only direction the truck didn't destroy. And that statement was promptly followed by a horrifying roar of some sort of beast.
"Well, you have fun with that. I'm just going to-" I tried to make a run for it, however, her massive arm caught me around the middle, lifted me onto her shoulder, and drew her sword with the other, easily carrying it along as she rushed TOWARDS the angry roar. "Oh come on, I don't want to go towards the angry roar!"
She rushed through the trees, and soon the smell of odd… burning permeated the air. But it wasn't a fire-smoky smell, but like… acidic? Something was melting- "OH MY GOD." I gasped as Mariza skidded into a clearing, and in the middle of it was a pool of bubbling green acidic liquid burning the grass from the mouth of some sort of alien horror. With a snake lower body, arms like a mantis, and a head like a xenomorph face-hugged a triceratops.
It was also very, VERY dead. Freja stood on top of its arrow-filled corpse like a big game hunter about to take a picture of the rare animal they just killed illegally… "WHAT THE SPACE FUCK IS THAT THING?!" I asked in shock as Mariza tossed me down rather ingloriously as she stared at the dead beast with a scowl.
"A feral Hydralisk," Freja replied, looking actively confused at our presence as she walked off the corpse. "Is this your first time seeing one?"
"YES. What horrific science experiment made that?" I asked, however, Mariza promptly interrupted us.
"How DARE you kill it without telling me!" she snapped, "You said!"
"I would have if you were here, but this was an extenuating circumstance," Freja replied bluntly. "A wild Hydralisk is dangerous.
"Where the FUCK did this come from?" I replied, trying to get them to take the horrific eldritch creature seriously.
"Space," Freja replied, completely serious as I blinked.
"…Wait, seriously?"
"ISn't there a literal martian working at your school?" Freja replied again as I frowned.
"FUCK. My life is weird," I noted as the dead thing started to smell. "Seriously, where did it come from?"
"Likely someone thought it would be a good idea to raise it." Freja noted as Mariza stood ominously over her.
"And then they flushed it down a toilet like a baby alligator when they found out it was a bad idea?" I noted as Freja looked me dead in the eyes.
"No. Then it probably ate them and escaped."
"DUEL ME!" Mariza suddenly roared at Freja, who jumped and frowned at her,
"Seriously? What for?"
"What for?! You killed it without me!" she pointed at the dead hydralisk.
"Because if I waited, it could've done a LOT WORSE," Freja replied stoically. But Mariza and her giant body and sword were making a compelling argument over Freja as I quickly realized this was going to escalate… either violently. Or sexually…
"Then duel me!"
"I'm not dueling you." Freja replied, "Most of my bolts are in the hydralisk." She replied practically.
"Then we shall compete in another manner!"
"Arm wrestling?" I said, jokingly, as Mariza smirked before grabbing her shirt.
"Some wrestling." Then yanking it off and exposed herself, stripping down naked and showing off her muscles and curvy body. Freja, however, seemed to take this as something normal for Mariza. It's certainly normal for me.
"What are you doing?"
"We shall compete in the pastime of Overwatch High women, and that is fucking Scott."
You know, I was 70% certain it would be sexy. Also, I'm a 'pastime' now… makes sense. Buuuuut do I really want to take this lying down? So after a moment of pondering, I made a run for it. I don't entirely know why I didn't have anywhere to go. Sure, Mariza's truck might have cleared a path, but I don't have the keys to it… so even if I started down the path, there was no way I'd outrun the truck.
"We are not going to-" Freja began, but then noticed me running, "Oh bother."
In a slightly mad panic, I ran… for whatever reason someone would want to try to outrun a currently naked muscle mommy and a hot hunter. Perhaps some sort of innate desire to avoid shenanigans as sexy as they might be. I got enough side-pieces, thank you, and I'm not in the market for-
"GOT YOU!"
DAMN IT!
I had managed to make it back to the truck, which wasn't so much a sign of hope but as a measure of progress. And now I was AGAINST the truck. Pushed up against it by a naked Mariza who seemed to be having fun now. Grinning proudly as she pushed so hard the truck wobbled.
"Haah…" I sighed, breathing slightly more heavily than I would like… you'd think with the amount of sex I have, I'd have more stamina. And there go my pants. "So is my consent not a factor?" I asked as my erection once again sprang up, and Mariza grabbed my cock and IMMEDIATELY started stroking… considering the sword she swung around, I figured she'd be rougher. "Guess not! I groaned as Mariza kept stroking me, sliding her hand wildly up and down my cock as if she was trying to sharpen my dick like she would her sword. "MMGH!"
"Come on now." Mariza grinned, furiously jerking me off. "Cum quick for me." She said as I groaned.
"WHY?" I replied through clenched teeth as Freja promptly made an appearance, watching with a cold look on her face as Mariza whispered silkily into my ear.
"Because I will not be embarrassed by that twig!" she hissed almost seductively in my ear, "So. Cum like a good doggy." She said as my cock twitched in her grip, pre-cum oozing from my tip as I valiantly held on. I don't cum on command. Bitches cum on MY command!
I will not be humiliated by a muscle mommy. I will tame the muscle, mommy!... My track record with them notwithstanding.
Freja watched with a placid look on her face, mostly uninterested in the event of my handjob. Standing on my other side as Mariza made me dance with her surprisingly skilled and silky grip on my length. Her fingers were dancing on me as my body stiffened. "FUCK." I groaned as Mariza finally yanked out several ropes of cum from my body and shot it all over the ground as she cheered excitedly.
"There! Beat that!" declared Mariza in triumph as Freja stared at her.
"Beat that HOW?" Freja replied coolly. "All you did was jerk him off." She added as I groaned, raising a finger to argue, but I did just bust a nut across the ground, jacked off by a muscle mommy.
"Make him cum faster than I did!" declared Mariza as Freja frowned at her
"Are you fucking kidding me?" She replied coolly as I rolled my eyes.
"In my experience, they never all," I replied as Freja sighed, but then she slid in front of me and dropped to her knees, blowing on my cock as it reacted immediately to the slender redhead. Rising up and almost cracking her on the chin as she opened her mouth and extended her tongue, it danced around my tip as I groaned… pre-cum already drooling as she sealed her lips around my tip, slurped loudly, and popped wetly off.
"Haah…" she extended her tongue again, licking my tip, before wrapping her lips around me again and sliding her head up and down, slowly. Slurping loudly, as she pressed her lips to the base and unblinkingly…
I have to admit, Mariza was good… but I LOVE a good blowjob. And this was a good blowjob… I'm not entirely sure WHY Freja was now okay with giving me a blowjob, but I also wasn't really complaining that much. Maybe they just like competing with each other, and getting dick out of it was just a good excuse…
Again, despite my earlier misgivings, I wasn't entirely against it.
"Ugh!" I groaned warningly as Freja pressed her lips to the base, before pulling slowly to my tip, sliding her lips up my cock. Resting them just underneath my glans as my cock pulsated in her mouth. My cum shot into her mouth with little fanfare… but plenty of volume. FUCK Me… she can suck a dick…
Sure. Satya's a hell of a dick sucker. Kiriko… Hana… lots of good dick suckers are on that list. Freja's another addition apparently.
"MMn." Freja's lips quivered, milking my length, slurping on me. She pulled away, opened her mouth, and showed me the thick pool of cum I gave her before sealing her lips. And gulping. "Ah…" she opened her mouth, extended her tongue, and I sent another rope of cum across her face. She was unaffected, slowly getting to her feet. "I think that settles that." She said bluntly as Mariza sourly glared at her.
"…Best two out of three." She said irately, however… There was suddenly a low rumble… or a certain 'Wogga-wogga' sound, and suddenly there was a loud rushing of air as a helicopter appeared over us.
"There appears to be no more time," Freja said, brushing herself down as she turned to Mariza. "You may want to put something on."
"What for?" Mariza replied, completely ignoring the fact that she was buck ass naked as the helicopter landed not too far away and… of course. My eyes were drawn immediately to the logo on the side, and all I could say was.
"She makes a fair point." As my hot ass aunt swung the NEXUS brand helicopter door open.
"HIIII SCOTT!" she shouted, stepping out as the blades slowed. She walked out of the helicopter along with Rexxar in his nice suit behind her and a rather elegant-looking woman with dark skin and a strong 'secretary' flair to her. She had a great rack, slender waist, wide hips, dark hair with blonde bangs. And I am so very glad that her first impression of me will be with my pants around my ankles and my cum splattered on the ground and Freya's face. "Making friends?" Nova asked in her white pantsuit, gazing at my cock as her 'secretary' and Rexxar stood behind her.
"Always." I said sarcastically, "Hey, Rexxar." The big half ogre grunted his usual hello. "…I'm afraid I don't know you." I replied to the 'secretary' as she just smiled, and notably gazed at my dick, writing something on a clipboard, before winking a sultry eye at me.
"Vaira Singhania." She said politely.
"Bless you," I replied.
"She's my new executive assistant!" Nova said, "And she is DELICIOUS." Speaking from experience, I'm sure. Nova winked, and Vaira just smiled. "Rexxar demanded extra pay."
"He deserves it," I said, before finally getting my pants back on… and was it me or did Vaira look rather disappointed that I put my pants back on? I mean… I know my own judgment is biased. "…Do I even want to know why you're here?" I asked hesitantly.
"Well, there was the small manner of a feral hydralisk wandering around the area." Nova replied, "And Mira Han was unavailable." Nova said, "I have my eyes on nearby property, and I thought I might…" She paused, "…What's the word Vaira?"
"Ingratiate," Vaira said with a honeyed voice and an Indian accent, her red eyes twinkling at my crotch. But again, I'm sure that's just me.
"Right, that. Isn't she great?" Nova said, "Ingratiate us with the locals." She then glanced at Freja. "Speaking of ingratiating, did you kill it?"
"Its body is that way." Freja replied as Nova lightly slapped Rexxar's burly arm without him looking at him, and off he went.
"Good job. Checks in the mail." She said, Vaira then tapped something on a large pad in her hand. Freja's pocket dinged and buzzed.
"Check delivered." Said Vaira as Nova winked at Freja before tapping her own face.
"You got a little of my nephew there." She said jokingly as she turned to me, as Freja tried to find something to wipe her face off with… "Oh Vaira will help you. And I will help YOU Scott… with a ride home." She said, wrapping her arm around my shoulder and leading me away from the truck, the naked muscle mommy, and the woman with my cum on her face as Vaira approached Freja. "We got to wait for Rexxar, but after that, we can get dinner!" We got into the helicopter, as I glanced at the trio of women still by the truck…
For one second, my eyes locked with Viara's… seconds before she smiled, and instead of wiping Freja's face off… she LICKED my cum off of Freja's face. "…She's delicious," Nova said with a soft smile on her face. Vaira licked her lips, with a smile and a sultry glance, before Nova slid the door shut.
...Maybe I am in the market for another side piece.
End
The fact that they announced chocolate-cinnamon flavored Emma Frost before I could debut Freja and Mariza probably assisted in my... interest in her... I'm sure that won't come back to haunt me.