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"I really need to have the elevator checked." Mike Conroy declared as his elevator finally reached the bottom floor of his shop. Just as Humphry (formerly Kyle 8) and Kyle 9 locked up for the night. They waved him through the window and the security bars from his front window… because this was Gotham and he wasn't stupid, so of course he had security bars. He waved back with his smoking hot girlfriend. White Rabbit walked out of the elevator behind him and briefly distracted Kyle 9 before he was elbowed by Humphry and glared at by Mike.
"I think it's fine." She said, taking his arm in one hand and their character sheets in the other as they went to head down to the man cave/gaming room. "Come on, I want to get the good seats." She said as he blinked at her with a cheeky smile.
"I have good seats?"
"You're just usually the DM, so you don't notice." White Rabbit replied before bouncing down the inside stairs to the man cave, where he'd rent the space out to DnD players and, of course, owner's privileges, he gets to use it all the time for his own games.
Today was Zatanna's campaign, though, and he was just now coming to realize that he was going to be in a room with her, his girlfriend, and three other smoking hot friends. There was this odd feeling in the back of his head that he might be walking into a trap… call it his 'thief instincts'… or rolling a natural 20 on a sense motive check.
"Come on already!" White Rabbit said, smiling playfully and pulling him along downstairs and into the room proper as Zatanna finished setting up the 'village'. Which were sets and pieces of various building models that he ALSO sometimes used for his BattleAxe tabletop games. There were multiple puzzle pieces, so they could be arranged in any combination…
Heavy and bulky as hell, though, which is why he keeps them in the storage closet.
"Great, about time you guys got down here." Smiled Zatanna, setting up the DM screen on one end of the table and the village she had set up. "Mind grabbing the chairs?"
"Yeah," Mike said as White Rabbit put their character sheets down on one side of the table and went to help him. "I take it the other girls aren't here yet?" he asked as Zatanna checked her phone.
"Mel and Leslie are coming together. Weird that they're as late as you were, and you were just upstairs. But Freya will be here… well, whenever she's here to be honest… we could text her, and no matter where in the city she is, she'll be here in about five minutes." She slipped her phone back in her pockets, so why don't we just make your characters?"
"Oh! I made mine already!" White Rabbit declared proudly, "Mike is my witness."
"I did witness it." He said, nodding with Dungeons and Dragons DM honor. Girlfriend or not, he had a reputation to maintain when it came to dice rolls for stats… White Rabbit, the Queen of Natural 20s, certainly had HIGH stats, but at least they weren't all 18s... again.
"I'm Hia'wessa, a Drow and a Cleric of Eilistraee." White Rabbit said, as Zatanna casually looked at her character sheet, as Mike continued setting up the chairs, but before he could pick his own, White Rabbit grabbed his big boy shirt and sat him down next to her seat as he almost blushed.
"Yeah, that looks fine. What's your domain?"
"Lust." Joked White Rabbit as Zatanna snickered. "…Lust is one of her domains, right?" she asked after they stopped and Mike started rolling three of his lucky 6-sided dice for his stats. Why were they lucky? White Rabbit blew on them once… that's it. His last lucky dice disappointed him too many times.
DnD dice, like lucky baseball traditions, sometimes don't make sense… until they do. Or they don't again.
"Yeah, lust is one of her domains…" Zatanna replied, thinking about it. "…At least it should be. Mike? Judgment call?"
"You're the DM, make it." He said, not in a sarcastic or irritated way, it's not his decision, she's the DM.
"Then yeah it's fine!" Zatanna said cheerfully before both very sexy Superbabes turned their attention to Mike, casually rolling his stats. "So who are you playing?"
"Well, I'm assuming Mel's playing a bard, Leslie's playing a combat class-" he rolled his dice again, "And Freya's a Ranger… so I'm either going to be a mage or a thief…" he rolled one last time and nodded, "Thief it is-"
"Dildo Waggins!" Zatanna cheered as White Rabbit snorted with infectious laughter, as Mike just sighed and didn't look at her.
"I will never. EVER. Willingly call my halfling Thief, Dildo Waggins." Mike declared as Zatanna grinned.
"What if I asked your girlfriend to ask you?" Zatanna replied, knowing that White Rabbit had unbelievable powers over Mike… because she had sex with him. A LOT.
"Not doing it," Mike said casually, as White Rabbit chuckled. But Zatanna's eyes narrowed mischievously.
"Okay. That's your choice… what are you calling him then?"
"Shiro Rabbitfoot." Mike said, "Locksmith for hire and part-time expert treasure hunter." Zatanna sat down behind her screen as White Rabbit gazed at him with a knowing smile on her lips and a bedroom eye look in her blue eyes. "What?"
"Nothing." They said together as he cleared his throat, leaning back in his chair and squirming slightly as Zatanna got comfy in her DM chair.
"Remind me to invest in some comfier chairs." He mumbled as Zatanna nodded.
"Well, you can get some comfy office ones." She said, "I don't think it would be effective to bring in like Armchairs or anything…"
"You should ask Orders." White Rabbit replied helpfully, "She's always looking for bargains… not to mention her choice of chairs is GREAT."
"…That feels oddly specific," Mike noted curiously as White Rabbit smiled.
"You've never sat in her armchair, that thing is like some sort of magical throne." Zatanna, however, blinked at her.
"You've been to Orders' house?" she said, surprised, "She let you sit in her chair?!"
"Hmmn? Oh, I don't think she knew I was there. I was giving Darcy a ride to some Warmech tournament she wanted to go to, but wasn't ready, so I sat down in Orders' armchair. It's a GREAT chair."
"I don't think I'm going to get armchairs." Replied Mike, "Some comfy office chairs would be good to get. What would ALSO be good to get-" he got up. "Is drinks and snacks. You two want anything?"
"Pizza?" Zatanna replied as he sighed.
"I can order pizza, yeah. Suppose I need to eat dinner anyway." He headed towards the stairs back up to the shop, already pulling his phone from his pocket to order. "I'll grab some Peps from the snack bar, already cold."
"Can you do that?" White Rabbit asked, but he waved it off.
"It's on me." He said. The 'snack bar' was really more of a fridge filled with sodas, teas, waters… for those occasions when the geeks and nerds needed to rehydrate. But as he left, White Rabbit looked at Zatanna.
"…Want to do something FUN?" she said mischievously as Zatanna grinned.
"Is it going to be funny?"
"Yes."
"Then YES I want to do something fun."
Time: 15 minutes later. Place: Mike's Comics and Games. (Basement Gamer Cave)
With a 6-pack of ice-cold Peps under his arm, Mike finally returned, "Hey. Sorry. The Pizza guy was being really weird. Talked my ear off like I was his priest anyway-Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Like what?" they said together as he stared suspiciously at their cheerfully smiling faces.
"…Okay, now I'm suspicious." He said uncertainly but sat back down, yanking a Pep out of the plastic for them. "What are you scheming?"
"I am a Neutral good cleric. I don't scheme." White Rabbit replied, opening her Pep and taking a sip. "I was just discussing with our dungeon master that maybe we could roleplay a little. Warm everybody up since the others are late-"
"See, that's a scheme. You're scheming…" he said suspiciously, but Zatanna added diplomatically.
"Well, just do little things, ROLEPLAY. That's what we're supposed to do. I'll give you like 500 exp for participating." On the one hand, Mike was still suspicious; on the other hand, free XP…
"Fine." He said with a reluctant sigh, but was soothed by White Rabbit rubbing his legs. "I guess it couldn't hurt to start without them…" The promise of easy XP is strong. "So what are we doing?"
"BACKSTORY!!" cheered Zatanna before taking her dice in hand and throwing them behind her DM screen.
Dungeons and Dragons!
It's been 200 years since the founding of Shipwreck Coast, ever since a massive sea battle caused flotsam and jetsam to form on the coast, becoming a hot spot for scavengers, adventurers, and the occasional hungry sahuagin or scurvy pirate band. And this is where we start our adventure… or we will in say… two hours? Give or take? In-game hours, not whenever the others will get here.
At the Inn of the Bloated Corpse is where we find out adventurers gathering, a call has gone out by the de facto mayor, High Captain Isabella, to delve into some sea caves nearby, as there have been reports of things nobody wants living there to stop living… basic dungeon dive.
Hia'wessa enters the bloated corpse to the awed curiosity of the other cut-purses, scum, and good-will adventurer. Wearing little more than a skimpy silver V-neck dress and a pack on her back. Her dark ebony skin and shimmering silver hair practically glittered in the low light as she stepped barefoot into the tavern.
The stench of the sea and sweat from brows filled the tavern room as people ate, drank, and oogled the big titty drow cleric as she approached the tavern keeper. "I'd like a room."
"All booked up." The gruff half-orc tavern keeper replied. "Every adventurer on the coast has buckled us up. Last room went to that guy." He pointed down the bar and gestured to a halfling man in dark blue clothes, his dark hair from his head to his bare feet was curly, clean… mostly. His feet stank-
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"HEY."
He was paunchy, and he had a short sword at his side, and he had a swashbuckler face.
"What does that even mean?" Mike interrupted again.
"You look like a young Luke Kelly in that pirate movie. Now shush." Declared Zatanna before going back to her notes.
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"The only other options are camping or asking the shelter to put you up. Wouldn't recommend the latter. People have gone missing there." The half-orc.
"I'll figure something else out." Said Hia'wessa, and she goes over to the halfling. "Hey there."
"Uh… Hi?" the Halfling replied.
"What's your name?" Hia'wessa asked sweetly.
"Oh, it's… Shiro Rabbitfoot?"
"That's such a cute name! I'm called Hia'wessa, but you-" she flicked his nose playfully, "Can call me Hia."
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"Mike, roll a will save."
"What? Already?" Mike scratched his head, but rolled, "Uh… 5…" he said tiredly.
"You're instantly smitten with her."
"What?!"
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"Uh… kay," Shiro replied with a big dopey grin on his face as Hia smiled and tickled his chin.
"I'm a cleric of Eilistraee," Hia whispered with soft, silky words and a tantalizing voice that made ALL the other occupants of the inn and tavern jealous. "And I was wondering if you wouldn't mind sharing your room, and your bed, with me?"
"I-uh-you oh… but… um."
"Which room is yours?" she said, already taking Shiro's gabbing for submission, and he instantly pointed upstairs.
"Last room on the right."
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"I want to resist."
"Why?" Zatanna asked as she and White Rabbit stared at him with mischievous and charming smiles, as Mike sighed.
"Because he would! A drow cleric suddenly coming up to him and asking to spend the night is weird and suspicious!"
"But she's HOT." Zatanna replied, "And she has a 19 Charisma."
"I-she has a 19? How? I watched her roll." He checked, and sure enough, White Rabbit's character sheet had a 19. "That was an 18."
"Yeah, she forgot to add the +1 Charisma Drow get," Zatanna replied as Mike sighed.
"…Roll a will save?"
"Please." Zatanna smiled as he rolled.
"…4."
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Hia took him by the hand and pulled him with her. "Why don't you show me?" she purred as he followed her like a charmed puppy that she just adopted. But now Shiro was leading, taking her away from the jealous gazes and up the stairs with a bit of a kick in his hairy footed steps. Hia giggled and licked her lips as he led her to the last room and opened it for her as she entered ahead of him to the mostly barebones room… with little more than a chair, desk, and a single tiny bed.
"…I guess I'm sleeping on the floor," Shiro noted, but Hia pushed the door shut, trapping him inside with her as she giggled, throwing her gear down in a corner of the room before picking him up and tossing him onto the bed.
"We can share." She said with a purr as Shiro gazed into her truly spectacular big drow titties, big, round, about as big as her player. For comparison. "I of COURSE will happily pay for my lodging." She stood up and promptly reached for the strap behind her neck and pulled. Her elegant dress fell away, revealing her glorious dark body.
Her huge dark breasts wobbled free of her skimpy clothes as Shiro stared up at her in awe. She leaned over and rubbed his chest with soft, sensual hands before promptly silencing any resistance by shoving her tongue into Shiro's mouth. She sucked loudly on his lips, swallowing his saliva and tasting his meal from the tavern as her tongue licked his teeth clean.
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"You can't be serious."
"Here hands then easily, fiddled with his belt-" Zatanna continued grinning as White Rabbit seemed completely enthralled in the story like Zatanna was reading her a bestseller over an audiobook. "And promptly removed Shiro's pants."
"Oh come on…" Mike groaned.
"He got on her knees, opened her mouth and-"
"I would like to stop her," Mike said as Zatanna blinked.
"Roll a fortitude save." Mike rolled his dice.
"Fuck… It's a 1." He rubbed his eyes as Zatanna laughed.
"And you prematurely ejaculate into Hia's mouth," Zatanna replied.
"Oh come on!"
"Naughty boy!" giggled White Rabbit.
"Well, at least it's over."
"I can fix that." White Rabbit replied. "I swallow it by the way." She noted as Zatanna nodded.
"Of course. Roll a will save." White Rabbit rolled.
"20."
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Hia slurps loudly on Shiro's cock as it sprays the loads of many a year of unintentional celibacy. "Delicious!" she cooed, and his limp member despite blasting several fireballs' worth of cum into her mouth, she ran her tongue over his shaft until it was rapidly hardening again as if she willed it to become erect once more. "I LOVE halflings!" she declared before running her talented tongue ALL over his cock. Which is huge, by the way. "Mmn."
Halfings have big dicks. Who knew?
"Mmn! Mmn! Mmn…" her dark black lips slid up and down his shaft as she praised Eilistraee by sucking halfling dick. Shiro couldn't resist, his mental and physical resistance utterly destroyed as her thick coal black ass wobbled behind her as she stood on her knees, her hands rubbed his stumpy legs as he flopped back onto the bed, grabbing her long silver white hair as her ears twitched happily at his touch. Continuing to suck his massive halfling dick, throwing her head up and down as Shiro held tightly to her hair. "Mmmnn…" kissing the base, she pulled her lips slowly up to the tip. "MMn… ah…" pulling away, she ran her tongue around his shaft before pulling her body up between her legs, grabbing her breasts, she promptly wrapped them around his cock.
"Oooh…" protruding between her big drow titties, she extended her tongue, sliding it up halfling meat pierced her breasts. "Mmn," sucking on his tip again. "MMWAH!" popping off as her huge soft Drow titties slid up and down his halfling boner. Squeezing around it with unimaginable softness and skill honed by years of being a lust cleric. "Hee-hee! You can release it whenever you want. It's all in praise of my goddess!"
"I don't think Eilistraee actively encourages sex in exchange for services…"
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"Mike Roll a fortitude save."
Mike rolled and then sighed almost instantly. "3. I need new dice."
"No new dice!" announced Zatanna.
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"Aaah!!" Shiro howled like a stabbed goblin as ropes of hot seed shot from his tip into the air and splattered on Hia's titties, coating and soaking them in hot white halfling frosting.
"Oh! YES… I love it." She giggled, squeezing out his load from base to tip before pulling away her tits. "Mmn… I love semen of adorable men." Running her tongue over her huge pliable breasts, licking up his cum, and cleaning her big black orbs as she bounced them in her hand. "Oooh…" giggled seductively, before letting them bounce around her chest. "Hee-hee!" She leaned over and licked him, getting him hard once again, a task she didn't have to roll for. "MMn…" kissing his meat, she stood up his rigid erection wobbling in the air as her smooth, silky womanhood crawled onto the bed and slid him inside. "Haaah…"
Shiro's hands grabbed onto her slender, curvy waist, already bucking his hips up into her body as she bounced. "Oh! Oooh! Oh…" her chest bounced up and down, jiggling and bouncing over him as she cupped them again on her hands, rolling her hips on his lap. "Mmgh! Aah…" hands rubbing all over her body before slipping up into her silky white hair. "Ugh! Aaah!" her gorgeous blue eyes gazing into Shiro's soul as her holy body worked its natural magic. "Aah! Ah!!"
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"Hmmn. Hia, roll a fortitude save."
White Rabbit rolled and said rather casually. "12."
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"Haaah! Aaah…" Hia gasped, shaking on top of Shiro and moaning happily as her entire body spasmed and jiggled, her hands slapping onto his chest and groaning as her body jerked and twitched. "Oooh… Oooh." Smiling down at him seductively, running her tongue over her dark lips. "I haven't orgasmed that hard in centuries!" she moaned, squeezing her heavy breasts. "I want more…"
Hia swung her hips wildly up and down, slamming down onto his body as he roared his pleasure in response, bucking up into her as she gasped, squeezing down around his tiny body as she rode his cock. "Ah! Ah!! Aaaah!!"
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"Mike roll-"
"It's a 2, just keep going."
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"UGGH!!" Shiro howled his release, but Hia leaned forward, swinging her ass off his cock and slamming down onto him, catching his cock between her thick ass cheeks as ropes of halfling goo sprayed out onto her upper and lower back. "Ugh!" rope after rope leaping from his tip as Hia rolled her hips on him.
"MMn… but I still want more." She cooed, crawling off him, then around, shaking her cheeks at him enticingly like a bitch in heat. Shiro got to his feet, reaching up to smack her ass cheeks. "Oh! Yes…" spreading her and piercing into her body again. "Ooh!" standing his full height of three feet, thrusting into her kneeling body over and over. "Ah! Ah! Ah!!" shaking in pleasure as his halfling rod continued thrusting even after shooting hot ropes across her body. "Oh! Oooh!! YES… OH! Praise Eilistaeee!" her blue eyes rolling as Shiro took a fistful of her long silver hair and pulled. "Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, you're amazing!"
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"Mike, roll a sense motive check," Zatanna replied as Mike rolled.
"FUCK… natural 20." He mumbled
"Huh. Okay then, yeah, she's not lying."
"Oh come on-"
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"Come on! Come! On! CUM!" Shiro rammed away at her body, her ass cheeks rippling loudly and majestically as he buried himself into her faster and faster, his dexterous fingers teasing her body, sending ripples of pleasure rushing through her.
"Ah! Ah! Cumming! I'm cumming! Yes! OH! Oh! Don't stop! You're amazing! AMAZING!!" praising her goddess and her new favorite cock as Shiro failed his fortitude save again and this time didn't pull out. "Oh! Oh!!" causing Hia to shiver in reflexive orgasm as Shiro buried his halfling girth to her womb and seeded her drow body. "Haah…" she dropped down onto her massive breasts, ass in the air, and Shiro glued to her ass from behind, bucking against her as he dumped half a family of halflings into her Drow pussy. "Mmmn…"
Shiro flopped back onto the bed, slurping out of her body with a wet pop, flopping onto his back and sighing happily as she crawled around, sliding her huge tits across his paunchy stomach, and on his chest as she licked and kissed him playfully. "So… that was for the first night. What about the second one?" Shiro groaned.
"I'll just GIVE you the room. I'll sleep in a tent." But Hia cooed, kissing him again. "No. Noooo." He moaned tiredly, but she giggled.
"But I WANT you to stay with me…" she whispered in his ear as he groaned. "In fact, let's form a group together, and we can do this every night. I love big Halfling cock…" she cooed, stroking his length as he tiredly groaned again.
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"Seriously?" Mike sighed, but Zatanna grinned.
"Want to roll a will save?" she asked as he rolled his eyes.
"…Not really, no, I think Shiro's thoroughly screwed." He declared resignedly as Zatanna and White Rabbit promptly high-fived. "…I hate you both." He said with a tired, but knowing look and a SLIGHT twitch at the corner of his mouth. "Alright, well, since I'm getting owned already… I push Hia over and bang her again.
"Roll a fortitude save." Mike rolls and-
"9." He mumbled disappointedly, "I need new dice." He declared as Zatanna was about to deliver the bad news, but White Rabbit coughed into her hand.
"…Yeah, okay," Zatanna replied with a smile.
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Shiro pushed the big titty drow girl over. "Oh!" Hia giggled, opening her legs as the tiny but apparently vigorous man furiously fondled her big breasts while sliding his giant halfling dick into her. "Ooh!" her back arching as Shiro pounded away at her voluptuously fantastic body. His huge dick slammed into her tight drow cleric pussy, specifically trained and honed for sex. "Oooh!" Her body still sensitive from her previous orgasm sent her inner walls into a quivering around his plunging shaft.
Ramming against her thirsty drow womb, his cock slid into her over and over, pushing her buttons as her eyes rolled and her tongue lolled. "Aah! Ah! Oooh! Oooh!" Her back arched as his skilled, dexterous hands flicked at her hard nipples while he rubbed her. "Oooh! MMgh!!"
She came again as Shiro kept pinning her down and pumping, shaking in pleasure as he built up another orgasm, driving deep into her body as her hands clawed at the bedsheets, trembling in orgasm as Shiro plowed into her. "Ooooh!! Praise Eilistraee!" Squealing like a Hentai girl as she climaxed with Shiro, slamming his hips into her and dumping in the other half of his future halfling family into her.
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Mike, White Rabbit, and Zatanna snorted with various stages of laughter. From mild exasperated amusement to straight-up chortling and banging the table with mirth. "You two are insane." He said, checking his phone. "Oh, Pizza guy's upstairs." He rolled his eyes. "I told them to come to the front door." He got up, "Be right back."
"Change your pants while you're at it!" Zatanna said, before blindly high-fiving White Rabbit again as he rolled his eyes and headed upstairs. "Worth it.
"Mmn-hmmn." Smiled White Rabbit sweetly. Then after a second. "So how much experience was that exactly?"
Time: 5 minutes later. Place: Mike's Comics and Games. (Gamer Cave)
"Look who I found outside," Mike said, carrying a couple of pizzas from Pizza Hat downstairs… and ODDLY one from Superbabes stacked on top of it. Mel and Leslie were behind him.
"Hey. Sorry, we're late." Mel began, "Had to do a thing…"
"We brought a pizza. Mike likes pizza." Leslie added as they both took seats across from White Rabbit.
"I do like Pizza," Mike replied, setting up Pizza on a side table.
"Now we're just waiting on Freya," Zatanna replied as she handed Leslie and Mel character sheets, and they instantly started generating their characters.
"And I got new dice," Mike said, eating pizza as Mel wagged her phone.
"I just texted Freya, she was napping. She'll be here in five."
"Doesn't she live in the suburbs?" Mike asked.
"Don't talk with your mouth full. And yes." Leslie replied.
"Hold up." Mel suddenly announced, "…Why do Joy and Mike already have Exp Izzy?" Mel asked suspiciously.
"Oh. Their characters banged." Izzy replied as Joy laughed almost haughtily. "Hard."
"Hold up." Leslie pointed, "They have sex, and they got Exp?"
"Well, we roleplayed," Joy replied with a shrug of her shoulders and a jiggle of her natural 20s.
"Well, hell, I'd fuck Mike's character for 500 exp, let me have a go." Said Leslie, shamelessly making Mike choke on his pizza. Coughing, he drank his Pep.
"What?" he said with a wheeze.
"Yeah, okay, sure." Noted, Izzy, casually. "Bang Mike's character and you get 500 exp. Per session."
"Wait, hold on. I didn't agree to that. Joy, don't agree to that." He said, seeing the look on his girlfriend's gorgeous face, as Joy shrugged.
"As Cleric of Eilistraee, I approve of free love… and exp."
"That's not… but..." He sighed, realizing he was losing badly, "…This is going to turn into a harem campaign…"
"Dildo Waggins!" cheered Izzy triumphantly.
"No!" Mike rolled his eyes to the ceiling.
"DILDO! WAGGINS!!" the other girls declared enthusiastically as Mike groaned in dismay as, barely a minute later, Freya bounced down the stairs.
"Hey. I'm here…" she blinked at them, "…What did I miss?"
"Bang Mike's character and you get 500 exp. Per Bang." Leslie noted as Mike checked his watch.
"…Holy shit, it's only been four minutes." And yet everything was so quickly going towards Chaos…
Quite the record for an Izzy run DnD Campaign.
End
This MIGHT be the last Superbabe chapter of the year, but regardless, it's probably the last one before Christmas unless I'm motivated to do some comms... a possibility I won't lie.
Regardless, happy holidays, everyone.