I don't own Street Fighter.
Day 30
"Behold! CAKE." Jane declared as she dropped a freshly baked cake on the table in front of Sammy, Pammy, Cammy, and Jay. Sammy and Pammy's eyes sparkled with curious delight as Jay scratched his head.
"Why did you bake a cake?"
"Everyone else has cake; I wanted some too." She said with a cheeky grin as Jay seemed to contemplate what she just said.
"What?" The twins tilted their heads curiously as Cammy just rolled her eyes; Jane laughed at her private joke. Before pushing the sumptuous-looking cake towards them.
"It's a sex joke." Said Cammy as Jane sighed.
"Specifically, a big butt joke. Big tasty butts." The twins looked over their shoulders at their truly spectacular cakes, smiled, and made them wiggle as Jay sighed.
"I don't have a big tasty butt."
"No BUTT, you have cake all the time." Jay groaned at the pun, not because it was a pun, but because he was still aching from last night. The Twins giggled, pushing themselves against him and affectionately squeezing him tightly with their arms, but pushing their cakes against him.
"Alright, please stop," Jay said, blushing as Jane promptly produced a long butcher knife. "HOLY!" he jumped nervously, and quite RAPIDLY got a PTSD flashback of an absurdly narcissistic, psychopathic Spanish Ninja and a wolverine claw. "AH!!?"
He toppled away from his chair, gasping for air as Jane blinked. "Whoa. Jay? You okay?" The twins reacted faster as Jay's eyes dilated; they fell onto him, squeezing him tightly as he was smothered with beautiful blonde girls. Cammy, who was a soldier and had seen such attacks, got to her feet.
"Let him breathe, girls! Let him breathe!" Cammy pulled them off him as he breathed. "Jason? JASON." Cammy said, holding his shoulders. "It's okay. Just breathe. Nobody here wants to hurt you." She turned to Jane. "Put the knife down."
Jane immediately put the knife down, as Jay's eyes darted about at the trio of sexy blondes and his rising panic attack. "Uh… Jay? Do I have to hide all the knives?" she asked concernedly. "Because I can get some plastic ones."
Jay steadily calmed down before clearing his throat and getting off the floor. "N-No, it's not the knife; it was the… the sudden appearance of it." Jane cleared her throat, slowly raising the knife again. "I'm fine." He said, but even the twins who were now fawning all over him with comfort cuddles knew that wasn't entirely true.
Of the Shadaloo kings, he had to fear the most. Vega was at the top of the list. Oh, they all killed people, certainly. FANG, Balrog, and of course M. Bison… but the one he had to fear the most was Vega, who killed people just for not being pretty enough. It was a serious problem that a lot of his fellow captives found out about… and then they didn't have to worry anymore.
M.Bison at least had a megalomaniacal plan to rule the world and knew the cogs in his machine needed to be replaced sometimes. But usually they at least failed first… Vega would kill you for having BEDHEAD.
"You know what?" Jane said, "I'm going to get a smaller, less Psycho prop knife. She said, putting the big knife in the sink and getting another before cutting the cake.
"Maybe just a little warning would be nice." Jay said with a little smile, "…Less me feeling like Marion Crane?" The Jameson siblings laughed at the joke, leaving the twins slightly confused. Cammy, of course, understood the reference but was more concerned with Jay's mental health. Surprise PTSD was something to be concerned about.
"Oh! We should watch Psycho!" said Jane. "It's my favorite movie!" she said as Jay blinked.
"I thought your favorite movie was Alien Hunter with Mike Haggar and Victor Ortega?" Some say it was a knockoff Predator movie, but you can't beat Mike Haggar and that mustache; it was also one of his few movie roles before being elected Mayor and vigilante leader of Metro City.
"That movie is GREATLY underrated. Mike Haggar does a spinning piledriver to an alien hunter!" She held up her hands. "BUT while a fun movie I like to watch it's not my favorite movie." She said, but then, after passing out cake. "But Psycho is my all-time favorite, and we should watch it."
"I don't know…" Jay said.
"Come on, we should have a movie-than! All our favorites. Psycho for me. Kung Pow for you. Cammy, what's your favorite movie?"
"What?" Cammy jolted slightly and blushed. "I don't have one."
"Oh, you totally do. What is it? Commando? Cobra? Red Elevator 5? That was the action one." Cammy rolled her eyes. "…I'm not going to stop until you tell me."
"She really won't," Jay replied sadly.
"Girls, help me out," Jane said as Sammy and Pammy, grinning like evil cat girls, surrounded their sister and started poking her in the cheeks. Her face cheeks, not the other ones. Jane then pulled out her patented sister technique. Badgering. "Tell me, tell me tell me tell me, I can do this all day, tell me tell me tell me…"
"Bloody hell!" Cammy gasped, slapping the twins' poking fingers away. "Okay! Lion King 2!" Sammy and Pammy just kept poking their sister, clearly not realizing they've already broken her.
"Wait… the straight-to-DVD Lion King movie?" Cammy blushed furiously. "…Wow, I was WAY off."
"…I'll be honest, I thought it would be Cats." Said Jay as Cammy scowled at him.
"Ugh. No. Never. Bloody hell… wait, the stage production film or the big screen version?" she replied as Jane laughed, walking towards her TV as Jay replied.
"There's a stage production film?"
"I don't have either movie anyway." Said Jane as she started setting up the TV. "Jay, make some popcorn."
"Right," Jay said as the twins followed him to the stove as he found and poured popcorn into a pan, making stovetop popcorn instead of a bag. The twins watched curiously as Cammy sat on the couch; Sierra the Cat leaped onto it with her, resting on her lap as Cammy instinctively stroked her, scratching her chin and purring happily.
Blonde laps were apparently her favorite spot. Hard to argue.
To the delight of the twins, the popcorn was popped, followed by the delectable smell. The trio joined Cammy on the couch… because there was no way Jay would be allowed to sit anywhere alone. But seeing as the couch was packed and Jane was on one of the armchairs. Jay and Pammy sat on the couch, the latter squeezing his right arm and grinning at her sister who, smugly, sat in her favorite spot.
Jay's lap.
"URP." Pammy, annoyed that she didn't think of that, started a silent squabble with his sister, with Jay between them and his lap being crushed by a pillowy soft blonde ASS, and the back of his head smashed by breasts, along with his face. He held out the bowl to Cammy, who ignored the cat-fight, but not the cat, still stroking Sierra as she then handed the bowl to Jane. Who also ignored the catfight.
"Thank you," she said cheerfully as Cammy absently ate some popcorn.
"Mmn-hmmn."
"HERLP…" Moaned Jay as the twins kept squabbling. He lightly smacked the blondes on their shapely PAWG booties as they practically wrestled on top of him… Finally, Cammy stood up, holding Sierra, and sat on the other armchair as Jay gasped for air, pushing Sammy next to him. "Thank you," he said, Cammy focused on the purring cat.
"You're welcome…" Cammy noted as Jane pressed play on Psycho. "You should, however, brace yourself."
"What? Why?" but Jay apparently forgot what he should be concerned about. As one Iconic scene later.
"MMGH?!" The twins clung to him in terror as he collapsed onto the couch, "MMGH! Mgh!" patting their arms for air as Jane watched the iconic scene, then the show on the couch, eating popcorn.
"Okay, that's funny." She said as Jay's limbs flailed, "It's okay, girls, the scene's over." She added, but Sammy and Pammy were too busy using Jay as their security blanket.
"It's going to be a bit. They don't handle horror movies very well." Cammy said absently as Jane blinked.
"But this is more thriller than horror," Jane said as they rolled off the couch onto the floor.
"…I don't think it matters," Cammy noted, as she and Jane seemed more interested in watching the reactions than the classic movie.
"…Should I stop the movie?" she asked as Cammy shrugged.
"Seems a shame to stop the movie now we're halfway through," Cammy said as Jane passed her the popcorn bowl. "Mmn."
"HERRP!" Jay moaned between Sammy's breasts.
Half a movie later, Jay had mostly ceased his struggling; the twins weren't even watching anymore; they were cuddling. "Okay, girls. It's over; you can open your eyes now. And let Jay breathe." Jane said as Jay gasped for fresh air once he was released.
"…I forgot they did that." He said as Jane laughed nervously.
"Right, so, no horror-ish movies with them here. Got it." No sudden knives for Jay, no horror movies for the twins. Mental note achieved. "Okay! Comedy time!" she said, before going to Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
"Oh thank god," Jay said, crawling onto the couch and being cuddled again by the twins. He then sat on the couch as the comedy movie began playing on the TV. The twins appeared to enjoy it far more than the thriller/horror movie of Psycho. Sure, some of the jokes probably went over their very pretty heads, but they seemed to enjoy the slapstick a lot…
Probably because they were so used to DOING slapstick themselves. They could relate.
"Alright, now for the guest's favorite movie. Lion King 2." Jane said as, amazingly… something KNOCKED.
THUMP THUMP
"MMGH?!" With the snow outside and the suddenness of the knocking, the Twins immediately jumped onto Jay, jolted by the sudden disturbance.
"Holy shit. Someone's outside." Said Jane, hopping off the chair. "Girls, relax! There's not going to be a cross-dresser with a knife outside." Man… wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if Vega WAS outside?
Jane opened the door, getting a quick blast of cold air on her body, as the towering man in winter camo abruptly let himself in. "Hey… Oh… HEY." She said as he shut the door and took off his winter camo. Guile blinked at her for a second as she smiled sultrily up at the handsome, manly soldier.
"Ma'am."
"Guile?" Cammy blinked as The Lion King 2 played on the TV, and with her in comfy clothes instead of her usual skimpy leotard, somehow it felt more embarrassing. "What? When did you get here?"
"Well, getting the snowplow took a little longer than expected." He said as Jane continued to stare at his impressive American muscles. "But I've cleared the road, and the National Guard is hard at work keeping it clear." He looked at the TV. "…I'm glad to see you're all comfortable." He said as Cammy cleared her throat.
"Well, there wasn't much else to do." She replied as Guile nodded.
"Understandable." He produced a comb, brushed his hair, then slipped it back into his pocket. "Well, we're ready anytime to head to Britain." He said as Cammy nodded.
"Right, we can leave tomorrow." Said Cammy. "We've already kept Decapre waiting long enough." She said as Jane eyed Guile and asked rather interestedly.
"Oh… can't you stay a little longer?"
"We won't be gone long, probably a few days." Said Jay as Sammy and Pammy released him from their horror grip. "Then we'll come right back."
"I was talking to the handsome soldier boy." She said, gesturing to Guile, who raised an eyebrow and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly as he replied politely.
"I don't think my wife would appreciate me being away for so long to begin with, ma'am." Jane blew a raspberry and disappointedly slumped back to her chair and flopped back into it
"Just my luck, he's married and not kinky." She sighed, "…Don't suppose you have a brother?"
"I do." He said as she blinked, "But Gunloc hates it when I set him up with girls." He added seriously as she frowned.
"Damn it."
"Well, since we're leaving tomorrow…" Jay began, "Want to join us for movie night?" he asked as Guile seemed to consider it. "We're watching our favorite movies." Guile stared at The Lion King 2 on TV, then at Cammy, who blushed but didn't make eye contact.
"…Do you have Alien Hunter?" he asked as Jane frowned.
"Yes… of course he likes Alien Hunter too. Why did he have to be married?"
"Certainly. I would've just driven back to the base anyway."
"There's also cake." Said Jay as Guile smirked.
"Even better."
End
That's right everyone. Not even Cammy likes the big screen Cats movie. Also I know it's been awhile, but I was busy. That being said I think next time I'll do another what if.