"Incredible!"
"The biggest upset of the season!"
"But... a divisional rival is still a divisional rival!"
"The Las Vegas Raiders have become the biggest dark horse of the past three seasons, accomplishing what the other thirty teams in the league have been striving for but could never achieve!"
"Josh Jacobs did it! Just like Li Wei defeating Derrick Henry, Josh Jacobs defeated Li Wei, once again completing a legacy from top to bottom for the University of Alabama."
"As the entire league discusses the cycle between the Kansas City Chiefs and New England Patriots, from the beginning with the New England Patriots to ending with the New England Patriots; now another cycle is being born, from the Oakland Raiders to the Las Vegas Raiders, despite changes in time and names, the never-ending rivalry in the AFC West remains unchanged!"
