I watched as the bus sped off through the bus window, while I sat at the passenger's seat as I kept on reminiscing what wisdom told me while I nodded my head as I kept listening to the music (mess by omah lay) playing on FM.
"Excuse me madame, please adjust " A man on yellow T shirt who was sweating profusely said to a lady who was wearing a white chiffon dress while looking at man scornfully without adjusting. " Madame shift na, abi you want make we carry drink come beg you since dem no carry drink go beg you for ya papa house" ( madame adjust or do you want us to plead with wine since no one came to marry you from your father's house)?? " The conductor said. Then the lady replied " Abeg abeg nobody should involve my parents in this or else I go change am for person ooo, you go tell me if no be here you no go sit down ( or else I deal with that person violently, if is not here won't you sit-down??) she asked while looking at him scowling . " Nawa oo some people lack home training oo" A man commented " and na you be the some people wey lack home training"( that means you're one of those who lack home training) she fired back. The once calmed bus turned to a chaos one, the driver had to interven and said " oya madame sorry, e don do, oga enter inside, make ona shift for am" ( alright madame sorry, it's enough, bro go and sit at the back and adjust for him). " But driver I go soon come down na"( but driver I will soon drop off) " oya wetin come be difference na?? Oga go sit down there abeg"(what's the difference?? Please go and sit there) the man said while pointing at empty space. The man sat at the back amidst the chaos.
"No you for no sit down there now, ewu àturu, see as you dey smell like pig, gosh you stink ughhhh!!! (No you wouldn't have sat down, you sheep) The lady cursed the man. " You know what... I don't have your time " the man said "God which kind devil I go carry today say na passengers and you conductor na you concern am, why you go insult the lady " the driver lamented. " Hmmmm women nawa oo " a man commented " which women?? Come abi na women dey rule this country??? A lady with an eleven years old child on her lap fired back ( which women?? Is it women ruling the country) " Aunty no mind them, Nigerian men and wickedness na five and six" ( Ma'am ignore them, Nigerian men and wickedness is five and six) the lady who was chewing gala and lacasera said, 😂😂 the lady is funny, it's seems like some one had served her breakfast ( break-up) "everytime women, women women, wetin we do ona self?? ( Everything women, what is our offense) .
The noise in the bus subsides as we continue our journey in silence.