Neo used Instant Transmission to appear at Kame House, accompanied by a cool breeze that ruffled a weekly magazine at his feet, which was filled with beautiful women in swimsuits.
The scene that greeted him made the corner of his mouth twitch; it was truly an eyesore.
In the old television set, a beautiful woman in a bikini was enthusiastically shouting slogans, exaggeratingly twisting her waist while performing aerobics.
With her movements, her ample chest bounced with astonishing curves from time to time, leaving Master Roshi looking completely infatuated.
He was wearing a pair of bright red trunks covered in pink hearts, his shriveled and slack upper body bare, wildly twisting to the rhythm of the music. His eyes were glued to every move of the beautiful woman on the screen, and he was shouting along with the rhythm passionately: "One, two! One, two! Suck in your stomach! Chest out! Oh ho ho ho..."
That scene was absolutely an eyesore to the extreme.
"This old guy is living quite leisurely!" Neo couldn't help but mutter to himself, then greeted him quite politely, "Yo good afternoon Master Roshi! You're in high spirits, but this aerobics routine is a bit of an eyesore!"
However, Master Roshi was currently in a state of oblivion, completely immersed in that surging ocean, and Neo's voice failed to attract his attention or elicit any response.
Master Roshi continued to howl, attempting a high-difficulty split, and although he nearly threw out his back, he remained tireless in his efforts.
Neo's brow twitched as he watched: "Are you that engrossed? You old pervert, then don't blame me!"
He immediately curled two fingers and knocked them against Master Roshi's shiny forehead with a 'bang'!
"Awooo——!!!"
The Master Roshi who was shouting "one, two" a second ago instantly let out a scream like a slaughtered pig. He jumped three feet into the air, clutching his head tightly with both hands. Tears flowed involuntarily from the pain, and his originally ruddy face instantly turned the color of pig liver.
Seeing that it was Neo, Master Roshi immediately roared in exasperation: "Ah you brat... why did you sneak attack me! Ah my head!"
Neo curled his lip: "I greeted you for a long time and you didn't respond, so tell me, didn't you deserve it?"
Master Roshi looked embarrassed upon hearing this: "Ahem~~ wasn't I just engrossed in the TV! You brat, you have a heavy hand; you really have no respect for your elders!"
However, just at this moment, rapid footsteps came from outside the house, and a blue-haired beauty ran in, flustered: "What happened?"
She was wearing a loose T-shirt, revealing her long, fair legs, and was holding a broom, clearly in the middle of doing housework.
Seeing Master Roshi crouching on the ground clutching his head, the blue-haired beauty's expression changed. She immediately gripped the broom in her hand and looked at Neo with vigilance, her face full of nervousness and fear: "You, who are you? What do you want?"
Neo looked at the beauty in front of him and recognized her immediately: "Launch? She really is quite pretty!"
He couldn't help but look her up and down carefully.
Although she was only in simple loungewear, her tall figure and delicate features could not hide her hot appeal.
This Launch was definitely a rare beauty!
But under Neo's gaze, Launch became even more nervous. Perhaps she sensed danger, and her body instinctively entered self-protection mode. Launch felt an itch in her nose and, with an 'Achoo!', let out a loud sneeze.
Instantly, her soft blue hair turned golden, just like a Saiyan transformation, only her hair didn't stand up. The panic and fragility on her face vanished instantly, replaced by an expression of violence, ferocity, and murderous intent.
She, who had just been holding a broom, now had a crazy glint in her eyes. One hand quickly reached into her T-shirt pocket, pulled out a capsule, and pressed it. Accompanied by a puff of smoke, a black submachine gun had appeared in her hand: "What are you looking at? Keep looking and I'll skin you alive!"
With an unreasonable, sharp shout, Launch pulled the trigger.
"Da da da da da——!!!"
Dense tongues of fire spat out, and bullets poured toward Neo like raindrops. The entire hall was instantly drowned in gunfire, wood chips flew everywhere, and countless bullet holes appeared on the walls in an instant.
Neo casually swatted away the bullets flying toward him, his expression turning cold. This girl really had a ruthless hand! She had no intention of showing any mercy at all. If he didn't have any strength, wouldn't he have been turned into a beehive!
Seeing Neo's expression change, Master Roshi immediately exclaimed: "Hey~ don't do it! She's not an enemy!"
Unfortunately, it was already too late. Neo's figure flickered, turning into an afterimage, flashing through the dense rain of bullets, with the bullets grazing his clothes...
Then, the next instant, with a 'bang', Neo had already kicked Launch in her side.
She let out a scream, smashed through the wall, flew backward, and then with a'splash', fell heavily into the blue sea, kicking up a huge spray.
"Wow! You brat really don't know how to cherish the fairer sex at all!" Master Roshi immediately yelled anxiously and rushed out of the house: "Launch! Are you okay! Launch!"
"Uh~ what happened here?" Son Goku and Krillin, who had been training, heard the commotion and rushed over. Seeing Launch, who had been fished out of the sea by Master Roshi and was now unconscious, they were both full of curiosity. But seeing her blonde hair and Neo walking out of the house, the two immediately looked enlightened; Blonde Launch must have provoked Big Brother Neo and gotten taught a lesson.
"Big Brother Neo! You came over to hang out!" Son Goku looked happy when he saw Neo.
Krillin, looking at the unconscious Launch, couldn't help but mutter: "You just had to go and provoke Big Brother Neo, of all people; he isn't as gentle as we are!"
As he was speaking, he suddenly saw Master Roshi pucker his lips and lean toward Launch's mouth. Krillin immediately shouted: "Master Roshi! What are you doing! How can you try to take advantage of someone in this state?"
Master Roshi's old face instantly flushed red. He then huffed and puffed, trying to argue: "What taking advantage? I am giving her CPR! Do you understand CPR? I'm saving a life!"
Neo looked at Master Roshi with contempt: "You old pervert, you just have impure motives, no need to explain. Also, what's the deal with this woman?"
Krillin immediately explained: "Her name is Launch. Usually, blue-haired Launch is very gentle, but once she sneezes, she turns into the very short-tempered Blonde Launch. We've been shot by her several times..."
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