It was a regular day in MURICA 🦅 🇺🇸 💥 and Michelle and the gang were eating a pizza. But oh no! There was only one piece left!!!
"I should have the one piece, because I'm the main character!" Said Michelle. Dyanosaure ryawred in agreement.
"No, I should have it! I am a skibidi sigma, after all." Said John Fatman.
"I don't care who has it, as long as it's not Fatman." Said Al Coholic, and chugged an entire bottle of vodka before throwing it at Fatman.
"Well, big daddy trumpet always preached about peaceful solutions, such as war. So let's do that!" Penis said.
And so it was, that the Michivil War declared, between the pro-michelle team of Michelle, Al Coholic, Dyanosaure and the remains of Glazer Girl's Grave, and the anti-michelle team, of Penis, Fatman, Foivos and Personality Guy.
"Okay guys, in order to get to the one piece, we'll need a plan." Said Michelle.
"Let's fuck em up!!!!!!" Al Coholic declared, and started throwing the chunks of Glazer Girl's Grave right at John Fatman, giving him severe brain damage. Meanwhile, with the opposing side.
"That one piece is as good as mine. God demands that I have it, for the sake of my awesome personality!" Personality Guy declared. Suddenly God appeared, kicked Personality Guy in his little personality, and left.
"I say we utilise the contents of my 19749810037010 Minecraft mods to win." Foivos said.
"I say we do a peaceful nuclear strike on them so we can pacify them peacefully. Then we'll deport these illegals back to illegalville where they belong." Penis said funnily.
"Enough talking! Charge, fellow 67 warriors!!" Fatman said, despite suffering incredible amounts of brain damage.
And the great battle of the one piece began. Michelle unleashed his mahoragasaur on personality guy, who countered it with personality punch, only for Dyanosaure to use an inspirational speech on him, lowering his morale. John Fatman unleashed his mighty Bombardillo Crocodillo fighter jet in the opposing team, only for Al Coholic and his Molotov Cocktails to make quick work of it and John Fatman, with his incredibly green aura catching on fire. Foivos activated all 372064928010 of his mods and it was just enough to go toe to toe with all 37027399102810 pieces of Glazer Girl's Grave, and lastly came in Penis, with his peace nuke, that created a humongous explosion, loud enough to reach the newly refurbished yellow house, and the not so newly refurbished rectangular office.
"Shut the FUCK up! You woke me from my 11AM nap YOU SICK FUCKS!!!" God arrived and yelled at them, before going on and begginibg to smite them from the heavens.
The chaos ensued, until enough days had passed for every one of the Minecraft mods being used. Only then did the greatest political activist of our time, Dave the Dyanosaure, speak up.
"Stop, my brethren. Consider what we are fighting each other for. We have let the temptations of the one piece dictate our lives for far too long. We massacre eachother, and for what? A measly taste of the devil's fruit that is the one piece of pizza? Have we not grown fatigued of all the mindless slaughter? Perhaps we should think better, and consider that the real one piece are the friends we made along the way."
Unfortunately the entire contents of the speech were in ryawres, so nobody could understand it.
" I hope you guys weren't fighting over that one piece of pizza over there." God said, and pointed to where the one piece was, only for one man alone to be standing over it.
Tempest, who had finally used his 7 seconds of court mandated screen time to eat the one piece. Unfortunately his time ran out before he could finish it, leaving just the mozzarella stuffed crust behind when he vanished.
The gnag stood in shock at the remains of the greatest treasure in the world, the one piece. Now a measly chunk of bread, with some cheese oozing out.
"Looks like what I did to my anatomically accurate Michelle rubber doll last night." Said a chunk of Glazer Girl's Grave. God immediately vaporised it, turning it into ash, making sure this would never happen again.