"UGHH! my head hurts!" Luffy was holding his head, his head was turning into his future second gear mode. Roma looked at Luffy in shocked, was Luffy going to awaken Second gear so early!? But after a bit, Roma noticed that Luffy brain was in pain, like a lot, because in simple terms Luffy isn't that smart. Luffy is at most at the 1st grade level, at best. Thanks to Roma complex words about the void, Luffy brain was on boiling, yes, his brain was really boiling. Roma just sighed and said in more simple terms to Luffy.
"Well, it means that you can't escape this place-" There was shout from Luffy mouth.
"WHAT!!!" Luffy was shocked that he couldn't see his crew anymore, but before any of them answered in unison. There was a Ding. And two screens showed in front of the two.
DING! Welcome Players, you have been lucky enough to be pick for this adventure. There will be two wheels that will decide what world you're going to and what your goal is in that world is, each.
Roma and Luffy looked at each other, making sure they can both see what is in front of them. And when it was conformed, the two yelled in union.
"Eh?"
The first to fully react was Roma, he realized what was going on, somewhat. This was similar to those novels that he knew not too long ago. But Luffy didn't know what was going on, so he asked Roma about it.
"What's happening?"
Roma looked at Luffy and thought about what to say until he finally spoke. What Roma knew about Luffy he mostly understood adventures and anything that makes a good pirate.
"Well, were basically going on an adventure-" Before Roma could finished, Luffy yelled in excitement, completely forgetting about his crew temporary.
"An adventure!? Count me in! I'll focus on the one piece later. Anyway, what's your name?"
Roma was surprised, not by Luffy excitement for danger, no, it was him not going for the one-piece temporary. Roma didn't know Luffy had this side but still answered on pure instinct.
"It's Roma."
When Luffy heard this, he burst out laughing. Roma was annoyed and yelled angrily.
"What's so funny!"
Luffy was still laughing but he still answered, while laughing.
"Your name sounds like a girl!" Roma was completely furious; he was called that when he was young, but it didn't last long. But he still didn't like it either way, so Roma hit Luffy on the head. Making him have a massive bump on his head. Luffy said foolishly
"How?! I'm made of rubber!" Roma didn't answer and just hit Luffy head again, making a second big bump appear on the previous bump. Luffy kept quiet after that, but he was still confused and unwilling about Roma power.
Ding! Custom role-playing system has been open, would the host like to draw their first custom character?
When Luffy was in pain I heard my golden finger, I didn't hesitate to say yes in my mind.
Ding! You had unlocked the custom character: Dimo
I was confused until I felt an endless power, defense, vitality, speed, and a unique power that goes into my body. There was no pain but endless power, the system showed my status.
Name: Roma
Custom Character: Dimo
Custom Character degree: 1%
Strength: 999,999 (Normal creature(or human): 5)
Speed: 875,000 (Normal creature(or human): 5)
Defense: 1,650,000 (Normal creature(or human): 1)
Health: 330,000,000,000 (Normal creature(or human): 100)
Powers: Diamond body (everything is diamond, the hardest metal in the boundless area), Diamond perfect control, Diamond shape-shift, Frozen Diamond (-500 degree Celsius), Heatwave Diamond (1000 degree Fahrenheit).
Luffy seemed to sense something and looked at Roma seriously.
"You're strong."
Roma looked at Luffy like he was an idiot, is this guy serious? Wait, this is Luffy and he is a fool in anime. Guess it was true, damn it took Luffy 5 minutes to realize my power. I was so angry I hit him again on the head. It made a bigger bump on his head, this shocked me. Was this the protagonist holo that could save any main character effortlessly, guess it was true, it's freaking broken! His power is so much stronger then Luffy it's like comparing the universe to a ant.
DING! The world has been picked and the main quest has been issued, side quests and hidden quests are optional. You must finish the main quests to continue the next world.
The two, Luffy and Roma, had interesting faces with different reasons. Luffy is just being adventurous and Roma is interested in the world they picked including the main quests are.
Two screens showed up in the eyes of the two.
(Roma and Luffy quest)
Main quest 1: Kill or defeat 100 toilets and cameraman
Description: You must have a foothold in this world, the first step is to defeat many future enemies to redeem your fame. Even technology must talk about you, even those toilets.
Roma instantly understood what universe they were going to do but Luffy didn't understand at all.
"What? Did the toilets eat devil fruits?"
Roma had a tic tax on his forehead and he really wanted to punch Luffy to death.
Roma took a deep breath, really trying his best not to kill the rubber idiot in front of him. Is this really the future pirate king? How is this guy going to get to Raftel at this rate!? Roma calmed himself and answered Luffy question in the most simple way possible, like he was talking to a 3 year old.
"No Luffy, the toilets don't eat devil fruits. Their just... toilets with heads coming out of them."
Luffy tilted his head, his brain was boiling again just from imagining it.
"EHHH!? How is that possible!? Do they poop out of their mouths then!?"
Roma wanted to die on the spot. He covered his face with his diamond hand- wait, diamond hand? Roma looked at his body and realized his entire body was slowly turning into a shining crystal, it was beautiful and terrifying at the same time. His skin shined like the sun hitting a jewel, but he could still feel, move, and breath normally. It was like his body was made of flesh and diamond at the same time.
Roma mind: So this is Dimo body at 1%... if this is 1%, what the hell is 100%!?
DING! Transportation to the new world will begin in 10 seconds. Please prepare.
"Oi Luffy, were about to go." Roma warned Luffy, but Luffy just grinned with that stupid excited face of his.
"SHISHISHI! Finally! I can't wait to beat up the toilets!" Luffy punched the air a few times, already pumped up. Roma just sighed, at least one of them was excited.
10...
9...
8...
"Hey Roma, do you think the toilets are tasty? Cause if Sanji was here, he would probably-"
"SHUT UP LUFFY!"
3...
2...
1...
DING! Transportation complete!
The two of them disappeared from the void in a flash of white light, and when Roma opened his eyes, he was in the middle of a city. Destroyed buildings everywhere, smoke rising in the sky, cars flipped over, and the smell was HORRIBLE. It smelled like a mix of sewer water and burnt metal. Roma covered his nose instantly, but Luffy didn't even care, he was looking around with sparkles in his eyes.
"WOW! This city is cool!"
Roma wanted to smack him again, but he was interrupted by a shaking sound. The ground was shaking, like something huge was coming. Roma turned his head slowly and saw... it. A giant toilet. Not just a normal toilet, but a massive one with a bald head popping out of the bowl, singing that weird song.
"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes~"
Roma eye twitched. Luffy on the other hand, pointed at it and laughed.
"HAHAHA! ROMA LOOK! THE TOILET IS SINGING! THIS IS SO FUNNY!"
The Skibidi Toilet stopped singing and looked at the two of them. Its eyes went red and it opened its mouth wide, screaming a terrible scream that shook the windows of the nearby buildings. Then it starts charging at them like a freight train, moving way faster than something that big should be able to.
DING! First enemy has appeared: Small Skibidi Toilet. Threat level: Extremely low.
"EH? Small?" Roma questioned the system. This thing was like 10 feet tall! But then Roma remembered, in the Skibidi Toilet universe, there were TITANS. Titan Cameraman, Titan TV Man, Titan Speakerman, and even G-Toilet. Compared to those, this thing really was small.
Before Roma could do anything, Luffy was already running at it.
"GUM GUM-"
Luffy stretched his arm back super far.
"PISTOL!!!"
Luffy fist went flying at the toilet, hitting it right in its bald head. The force of the punch completely destroyed the toilet, sending pieces of ceramic and blood everywhere. The head flew off and hit a building, cracking the wall. Luffy landed and grinned.
"SHISHISHI! That was easy!"
DING! 1/100 Skibidi Toilets defeated.
Roma looked at the counter and sighed. 99 more to go. At least with Luffy here, this would be fast.
Suddenly, more Skibidi Toilets started popping out of the ground, the sewers, everywhere! There was like 50 of them all at once, all singing that annoying song.
"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes~"
"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes~"
"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes~"
Roma eye twitched so hard it looked like it was going to pop out.
"SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"
Roma finally snapped. His diamond body glowed brightly, and he raised his hand toward the toilets. He didn't even know what he was doing, pure instinct took over. His hand turned into a diamond spike that stretched out, growing and growing, getting bigger and bigger, until it was basically a giant diamond spear the size of a small building. Roma was shocked, he didn't expect Diamond shape-shift to be THIS powerful.
Roma: Oh, this is busted.
Roma swung the giant diamond spear and it went through like 30 of the toilets at once, shattering them into pieces. The ones that didn't get hit by the spear got hit by the diamond shards flying everywhere, tearing them apart.
DING! 31/100 Skibidi Toilets defeated.
Luffy eye went wide like plates.
"WOAH! ROMA YOUR AMAZING! TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!"
Roma looked at Luffy like he was the dumbest person alive, which he probably was.
"Luffy, your made of rubber. You can't do diamond stuff you idiot!"
"EHHH!? WHY NOT!? That's not fair!"
Roma wanted to hit him again but there was still more toilets coming. The two of them kept fighting, Luffy using his Gum Gum punches and kicks to smash the toilets, and Roma using his diamond powers to tear through them like paper. It was almost too easy.
After a while, the counter on the screen was going up quickly.
DING! 50/100.
DING! 65/100.
DING! 80/100.
But then, something changed. The ground started shaking again, but this time, way harder than before. Buildings were falling, cars were bouncing, and the sound of something HUGE walking was getting closer. Roma looked up and his mouth dropped open.
A massive Cameraman was walking toward them. Not just any Cameraman, but a Large Cameraman, the size of a 5 story building. Its red eye was glowing, staring right at them.
DING! New enemy detected: Large Cameraman. Threat level: Low.
"LOW!?" Roma yelled at the system. "THAT THING IS LIKE 50 FEET TALL!"
Luffy didn't care at all, he was already grinning and cracking his knuckles.
"Roma! I got this one! You handle the small ones!"
Luffy puffed up his leg, blood flowing faster through his body. His leg turned red, steam coming off of it.
"GEAR SECOND!"
Wait. Gear Second? Roma was shocked, so Luffy really did awaken Gear Second from the void pain! No way, this is crazy! Roma didn't have time to think about it because Luffy was already gone, a blur of red moving toward the giant Cameraman.
"GUM GUM-"
Luffy jumped up super high, his leg stretched back infinitely.
"JET TOMAHAWK!!!"
Luffy leg came down on the Cameraman head, and the impact created a shockwave that destroyed the nearby buildings. The Cameraman head was smashed into the ground, cracking the pavement. But surprisingly, it wasn't dead yet. The Cameraman body was still moving, trying to grab Luffy with its giant hands.
Roma sighed, time to help. He ran at the Cameraman, his speed at 875,000 making him look like a blur of shining diamond. He jumped up and his fist turned into a massive diamond hammer.
"Take this you stupid camera!"
Roma slammed the diamond hammer into the Cameraman chest, and the entire body shattered into pieces. Glass, metal, wires everywhere. The red eye in the head flickered once, then died.
DING! 81/100 Skibidi Toilets and Cameramen defeated. Note: Large Cameraman counts as 1.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" Roma yelled at the system, not only was there still 19 more to kill but it's only counted as 1, this was so unfair!
Luffy landed next to Roma, steam still coming off his body.
"Shishishi! That was fun!"
Roma just looked at Luffy and the two of them nodded at each other. 19 more to go, this shouldn't be too hard...
But then, from the distance, a singing sound could be heard. Not the usual skibidi dop dop song, but a deeper, more powerful singing voice. It was coming from a building down the street, and something was walking out of it. Something way bigger than the Large Cameraman.
"Skibidi dop dop dop YES YES YES~!"
Roma mind: Oh no. Please don't tell me...
A TITAN. A Titan Skibidi Toilet, probably 200 feet tall, with multiple heads coming out of the bowl. It was looking down at the two of them, its eyes glowing purple with power.
DING! New enemy detected: Titan Skibidi Toilet. Threat level: Moderate.
Roma and Luffy looked at each other, then at the Titan, then back at each other.
"Luffy, you ready?"
"SHISHISHI! Let's do it Roma!"