The data shift was gradual but measurable. In the weeks following the baptismal debacle, Veronica Duncan's interactions with Georgie evolved from frosty avoidance, to civil acknowledgment, to the occasional, startling moment of shared laughter in the school hallway. Sheldon tracked it with detached interest. Georgie, having internalized the lesson of sacred boundaries, had ceased all pursuit. He was simply himself—the entrepreneur, the mechanic, the brother who now carried himself with less swagger and more solidity. That authenticity, Sheldon noted, was the correct variable.
The new disruptive variable was Clint Meecham, a hulking junior whose intellectual reach barely exceeded his shirt size and who viewed Georgie's rising social stock—and his visible friendship with a girl like Veronica—as a personal affront.
The confrontation occurred behind the gym after school. Sheldon, on his way to the library, observed the opening moves: Clint shoving Georgie against the brick wall, scattering the parts list for a stereo installation from his hands. Georgie's face flushed with anger, but also with the calculation of disadvantage—Clint had sixty pounds on him.
Bullying, often a goal-directed behaviour to gain social status, dominance, or material rewards. It was effective in the short-term for the perpetrator. Tagging bullying as a response to insecurity was a stereotype. There was more nuance to bullying.
'Many bullies possess good cognitive empathy, they understand what hurts others, but lack affective empathy in that they don't feel the distress themselves. This allows for calculated cruelty. Some may even show it as learned behavior from home.'
Sheldon's own muscles coiled, that old, bullish strength whispering of a swift and decisive intervention. A precise strike to the solar plexus, a joint lock against the wall. But he paused. He ran a rapid probability scan: physically disabling Clint would be immediately effective. However, the social fallout would be severe and unpredictable. More critically, it would undermine Georgie's standing. He would be the little genius's helpless older brother, saved by a child. The cost to Georgie's hard-won dignity was too high.
Sheldon melted back around the corner, unseen. He heard Clint's gruff taunt, the crinkle of paper under a boot, and Georgie's tense, low reply: "Just walk away, Clint."
A final shove, and Clint lumbered off, mission of intimidation accomplished. Sheldon waited a full minute before rounding the corner to find Georgie on his knees, gathering papers, his hands shaking with bottled rage and humiliation.
"He's an idiot," Georgie spat, not looking up. "A mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging—"
"—with a social standing fragile enough to be shattered by the right frequency of ridicule," Sheldon finished, crouching to help. "Direct physical confrontation is his optimal environment. You must change the battlefield."
That evening in the garage, Sheldon initiated a new protocol. "Bullies like Clint often have high narcissism, impulsivity, and a positive attitude toward violence. They may even perceive social slights where none exist, a hostile attribution bias. For some, it's instrumental. For others, it's reactive to their own perceived victimization. Clint is an adolescent using maladaptive strategies for social success. His currency is respect born of fear. We will devalue that currency."
"How? You want me to throw a book at him?"
"I want you to deploy social weaponry. We will use his own predictability against him." Sheldon pulled out a fresh notepad. "Phase One: Intelligence Gathering. We need a vulnerability. A source of deep, personal insecurity."
Georgie, intrigued despite himself, contributed. Clint was painfully vain about his truck, a lifted Ford he called "The Beast." He was also notoriously gullible, failing basic quizzes in shop class. And, as Missy later revealed with a gossip's glee, he had an almost pathological, secret love for a particularly sentimental pop singer, a fact she'd discovered from his cousin.
Sheldon cross-referenced the data. "Vanity, low cognition, and a secret shame. An optimal vulnerability matrix."
The campaign was subtle, psychological, and merciless. Sheldon designed the plays; Georgie executed them with the finesse of a social conductor.
When Clint held court in the parking lot about his truck's horsepower, Georgie, flanked by Tam and a few others, would loudly debate the superior torque of a smaller, more efficient engine, drowning Clint out with technical jargon that made him sound foolish when he tried to rebut. Sheldon provided the jargon.
In the cafeteria, Georgie "accidentally" left a photocopied, hilariously simple "Vehicle Maintenance for Beginners" quiz near Clint's usual seat, with Clint's name already written on it in a feminine, looping script. The resulting laughter from Clint's own friends stung more than any punch.
The masterstroke was musical. Sheldon, using his allowance, purchased a single, cheap, heart-shaped necklace at a pawn shop. Georgie arranged for it to be "found" in the hallway by a drama club student, with a note that read, "To C – Forever to 'Wind Beneath My Wings.' – Your Secret Admirer." The song was Clint's guilty pleasure. The rumor that Clint Meecham secretly wore a locket and loved schmaltzy ballads spread through the school in a day, achieving viral status before the concept existed. Clint's blustering denials only fueled the fire.
His attempts to regain dominance through physical threats now seemed pathetic, the last resort of a guy who got quizzed by girls and listened to love songs. The social currency of fear was bankrupt.
The final encounter was not behind the gym, but in auto shop. Clint, frustrated while struggling with a carburetor, slammed his wrench down. Georgie, walking past with Veronica, paused.
"Need a hand, Clint?"
Clint glowered, but the old threat was gone, replaced by wary confusion. The social physics had changed.
"Nah."
"Suit yourself. The manual's on the bench."
Georgie kept walking. Veronica glanced back, then up at Georgie, a small, impressed smile on her face. "That was decent of you."
"Just efficient," Georgie said, echoing his brother.
That night, Sheldon reviewed the outcomes. Clint had ceased all aggression. Georgie's social capital had increased. No physical violence had occurred. The system had been stabilized using applied social psychology.
"Campaign successful," Sheldon noted, closing his notebook.
Georgie nodded, a new kind of confidence in his eyes—not the brittle bravado of before, but the quiet assurance of someone who'd won a war without throwing a punch.
"Thanks, Shelly."
"You executed the tactics with precision. The victory is yours." Sheldon allowed a pause, followed by a teasing smile that was uncharacteristic of him. "And Veronica's smile was a favorable data point."
Georgie's grin was all the confirmation Sheldon needed. The lesson was clear: true strength wasn't in the suppression of violence, but in the strategic application of intelligence. It was a more elegant, and ultimately, more powerful algorithm.
