Upon hearing a summary of what had happened between them, one might say that such collisions were truly cliché.
Heck, even Killian himself thought so.
In most cases, especially in the endless collection of stories Princess Kira seemed determined to consume, such encounters were always depicted with a certain degree of finesse. There'd be surprise, a bit of flustered staring, perhaps an awkward apology, and then everyone would go home with a spark of interest lodged somewhere in their hearts. Sometimes it was portrayed as fate. Other times it was destiny. Either way, it was usually treated as something sweet.
Killian Nox would like it officially recorded that his experience bore absolutely no resemblance to any of that.
For starters, collisions hurt.
That was a very important detail people seemed determined to leave out.
Not the sort of hurt that makes someone rub their shoulder and say "ouch".
