Now, if only everyone else's comeuppance came in the form of a ground-breaking kiss…
Then maybe the universe would've undoubtedly been a much better place, and there probably would've been far fewer fistfuls of hair flying around the increasingly controversial crime scene.
Unfortunately for the compromised master mechanics—who could've greatly benefited from having even a single living example to lend credibility to the desperate claims they would eventually make that they'd truly been bewitched and not stupidly cheating—that one last exhibit just so happened to be an outlier.
Perhaps even an outlier among outliers.
