"Some of you might be hearing my name for the first time, so let me introduce myself again. I was once a taxi driver, a criminal police officer at the Police Department, participated in variety shows, and even attacked the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department."
"I've experienced worldly success. If you've followed financial news, you'd know I made a huge profit this year from trading distressed debts; but I've also faced worldly failures, like unemployment, poverty, being humiliated by instructors, and being wanted nationwide..."
"I don't care how you see me. If anyone doesn't want to hear me talk, just switch the TV channel."
"Those of you staying to continue watching, I know what you're thinking."
"Your lives aren't going well, are they?"
"Ever since the financial bubble burst, we've been stuck in a 'lost decade.' I can tell you clearly, next will be a 'lost twenty years,' 'thirty years,' 'forty years...'"
