After that embarrassing first try, I've learned my lesson.
I'm more cautious now, eyes focus, muscles tense, watching Eris's every little move before daring to make my own.
But the problem is… Eris is so goddamn fast!
One moment, I'm standing still, planning my next move—
the next second—
BAM!
ANOTHER BONK ON MY HEAD!!
And there she is again, laughing like the smug little devil she is!
"Owwww!" I yelp, crouching down and clutching my head.
"Hmmm? What happened? Now you're too slow!" she teases, tail swishing lazily behind her.
"AAaarghhh!" I groan. "I can't be too fast, I can't be too slow—then what the hell am I supposed to dooo?!"
"Well, how about giving up and admitting defeat?"
"NU! IN YOUR DREAMS!"
Grrrr…
Grrrr…
I'm fuming now.
Eris is totally bullying me at this point! This is getting so annoying!
