Chapter 126: Hu Immortal Blessed Land (1)
Nine days later. In a peaceful valley, waterfall flowing, carps carping, ancient lake laking...
Feng Jin Huang sat on a white rock, eyes closed, trying to meditate. Trying to find inner peace. Trying to be that "that girl" who has her life together.
But every time she closed her eyes for more than thirty seconds?
FLASHBACK.
The naked man. The black eerie pupils. The bleeding hole in his arm. The strong muscles. The broad chest.
And then... the thing.
The massive... the colossal... the absolute RANK 999 GU (not canon) between his legs.
Feng Jin Huang's brain: "Delete. DELETE. WHY WON'T IT DELETE."
She tried to forget the feeling of his foot on her face. She tried to forget the humiliation. But every time she closed her eyes, it was like watching a horror movie in 4K HD.
Her breathing got heavier. Her chest movement intensified (not the point, focus). The volcano inside her was building pressure.
"HE DARED?!"
She snapped. Phoenix eyes shot open. She stood up like a final boss.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Boom! The volcano erupted. Fire shot from her eyes. The ancient lake evaporated. The green hills turned black. She started punching randomly.
BAM BAM BAM
Mountain rocks were sent flying like they were made of Styrofoam.
"I WANT TO TEAR YOU TO PIECES!"
"I WANT TO REND YOUR FLESH LIMB BY LIMB!"
"I WANT TO STEP ON YOUR BONES AND CRUSH THEM INTO DUST!"
"I WANT YOU TO SUFFER FOR SEVEN DAYS AND SEVEN NIGHTS!"
"I WANT TO TURN YOU INTO ASHES AND SCATTER YOU INTO THE WIND!"
She was going full crashout mode. Bro was genuinely not having it. Absolute unhinged behavior.
Twitch Chat:
FYGlazer: "Lucky Feng Jin Huang, wish that was me bruh"
Chatter1: "She's gonna need SO much therapy"
Chatter2: "The dih living rent free in her head 💀"
Chatter3: "Feng Jin Huang villain origin story starts NOW"
A few hundred miles away, in a cozy mountain cottage, a pair of beautiful eyes watched Feng Jin Huang through a window.
Fairy Bai Qing was stressed. Like, VERY stressed.
Feng Jiu Ge sat beside her, sipping tea like he was watching a nature documentary. "Stop watching her. You've looked six or seven times in the last ten minutes. My tea is getting cold."
Bai Qing whipped around. "DRINK DRINK DRINK! All you care about is DRINKING TEA! Is Feng Jin Huang even YOUR daughter?! As her father, aren't you worried AT ALL?!"
"Sigh..."
"Never mind the failure... she got DEFILED! Some man put his FOOT on her FACE! And for the first time in her life, she saw a man her age completely NAKED! This, this..." Bai Qing's eyes turned red.
Feng Jiu Ge immediately got up and held her. "Don't cry, don't cry. In my opinion, this event actually has benefits."
Bai Qing looked at him like he'd grown a second head. "WHAT benefits?!"
"Feng Er is too competitive. She always wants first place. But no matter how good her talent is, can it compare to Desolate Ancient Moon? The daughter of Ren Zu failed countless times. Feng Er has never understood the taste of failure. This is her weakness."
"Birds leave the nest and fly alone. After setbacks, they can train their wings. One day we will leave her, and she'll only have herself. This failure will help her mature. Plus, she even got to see that handsome little boy's rank 999 gu, wish that was me 🤤🤤🤤."
(not canon)
Bai Qing sighed, leaning on his chest. "You may be right, but this is too much! She lost the Hu Immortal Inheritance. She got bullied by that Immortal Crane Sect lad. Nothing is going her way! Aren't you going to do ANYTHING as her father? Hold on what did you just say-"
"Hmph. I've already sent a letter to Immortal Crane Sect. If He Feng Yang doesn't know what's good for him, I'll go there myself and settle the score."
Bai Qing's heart eased, but then she got nervous. "Don't be rash! Back when you attacked the ten sects, Immortal Crane Sect was one of the victims. Don't do that again."
"I know, I know." Feng Jiu Ge squinted, snorting inwardly: "Out of the top ten sects in central continent now, none are worthy of facing off against me."
Twitch Chat:
Chatter1: "AYO WHAT WAS THAT FENG JIU GE"
Chatter2: "Fang Yuan watch out, a rank 7 immortal is coming for you"
At Fei He mountain, the vibe was HEAVY.
Supreme First Elder was FUMING, clutching a letter from Feng Jiu Ge. The letter listed several overbearing demands. But he couldn't destroy it or burn it—if Feng Jiu Ge sensed it, the situation would become TROUBLESOME.
Why? Because Feng Jiu Ge is built different.
Back in the day, he was demonic path. Got a rare opportunity. Reached rank six Gu Immortal. Then he challenged EVERYONE. The ten sects sent people to fight him, but they all lost. Badly. They had to team up just to resist him.
Feng Jiu Ge fought for over ten million miles, changed tactics, went for the yellow dragon, and made the ten sects lose miserably. Complete chaos. Nothing anyone could do.
Then Fairy Bai Qing from Spirit Affinity House moved him with true love, and he reformed.
Now he's rank seven. And he has Spirit Affinity House backing him.
So yeah. The letter was a problem.
"He Feng Yang! How could you make such a huge mistake? That Fang Yuan is not our disciple at all! What motives do you have, defending him like this?" Lei Tan, rank six Gu Immortal and He Feng Yang's eternal hater, was going OFF.
He Feng Yang stayed calm. "This Fang Yuan is indeed not our disciple, but his brother Fang Zheng is one of us, and not just anyone, but the leader of the elite disciples of this generation."
Lei Tan snickered. "A tiny elite disciple's relative is worth backing our ENTIRE sect? Do you know how much compensation we have to give to the nine sects for this Fang Yuan?"
"Of course I know." He Feng Yang smiled in disdain. "But even if you multiply it by three, it can't compare to a Hu Immortal blessed land. Not to mention a fixed immortal travel Gu."
"Let me explain my 500 IQ Plan"
Step 1: Claim Fang Yuan as an Immortal Crane Sect disciple (already did this)
Step 2: Eliminate the other nine sects from competition
Step 3: Wait for Hu Immortal blessed land's sixth earthly calamity in one year and three months
Step 4: Use Fang Zheng's kinship to "persuade" Fang Yuan (aka manipulate him)
Step 5: If persuasion fails, use slavery Gu
Step 6: Obtain fixed immortal travel Gu
Step 7: Profit
Lei Tan tried to argue, but Supreme Third Elder shut it down: "Besides special Gu like dream wings that need soul activation, most Immortal Gu need immortal essence. Fang Yuan has fixed immortal travel Gu and a land spirit to help him—he can escape anytime. We need to be VERY careful."
He Feng Yang nodded. "I've already checked. None of Central Continent's nine sects are behind him. He's likely from Southern Border. But a mighty dragon cannot suppress the local snake. Central Continent is OUR territory."
Everyone agreed. The plan was solid.
Except... one question remained.
"To use fixed immortal travel Gu, you need a vivid memory and clear understanding of the terrain you're teleporting to," Third Elder said. "Fang Yuan is a mortal from far away Southern Border. How could he know the scenery in Hu Immortal blessed land? And how was his timing so precise?"
He Feng Yang admitted he didn't know. "This matter is strange. Originally, there was only the blood sea inheritance. A few years ago, I sent Lord Sky Crane to Southern Border to retrieve it. But Lord Sky Crane failed, and instead Fang Yuan got it—obtaining blood skull Gu. Lord Sky Crane brought back Fang Zheng for future plans."
The elders frowned. Blood Sea inheritance again.
Blood Sea Ancestor was a rank seven Gu Immortal who killed people like cutting grass. He set up HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of inheritance sites across all five regions. Before dying, he laughed and proclaimed: "Blood path is not lonely. My mark will remain for all eternity!"
And now? Fang Yuan had one of the nine true inheritances: blood skull Gu.
"He really came out of nowhere," He Feng Yang thought bitterly.
It was like walking down the road and suddenly having a small ant jump on your nose and start scratching it. Where did this ant come from? Such GUTS? You could crush it with your finger, but because of the situation, you couldn't catch it, and had to let it feel triumphant.
Supreme Grand Elder waved his hand. "Enough talk about blood sea inheritance. Elder He Feng Yang, since you brought up this plan, you're in charge of it. If you seize the blessed land and establish merit, the sect will reward you handsomely."
He Feng Yang accepted with a smile.
Lei Tan was STEWING. But then Supreme Grand Elder added: "Since you're in charge, Elder Feng Yang, you should hand over your 'one's own way Gu.' Feng Jiu Ge demanded an Immortal Gu. You're the person in charge, so you should be the one to settle this."
Lei Tan immediately perked up. JOYOUS.
He Feng Yang could only accept with a bitter smile.
And somewhere in Hu Immortal blessed land, a naked man was probably still refusing to put on clothes.
For benefits.