Dating World.
Su Xiaoqi had already returned to Tokisaki Kurumi's house, eating melon seeds while watching the gentle and refined Namikaze Minato unleash a torrent of abuse on Tsunade in the chat group.
In the time it took him to rush back, Tsunade had already learned some of Namikaze Minato's current situation, and more importantly, they were both in the same era.
[Namikaze Minato: If I were you, I wouldn't even have the face to take over the position of Hokage. You have no shame.]
[Tsunade: Heh, the reason I came back to take over as Hokage was because your good son cried and begged me to come back.]
[Namikaze Minato: That's bullsh*t. Naruto was so young at the time, what could he understand? He was just fooled by you shameless old b*stards.]
[Namikaze Minato: Hiruzen Sarutobi died too quickly, otherwise I would have killed him again.]
[Namikaze Minato: And you people too, Naruto had such a miserable childhood, and none of you bothered to care about him. Don't tell me you didn't know Naruto was my son.]
[Tsunade: What does that have to do with me? I wasn't in Konoha at the time. Why don't you go find Jiraiya and Kakashi? One is your teacher, and the other is your disciple.]
[Namikaze Minato: Jiraiya is dead, so that's that. I'll find time to have a good chat with Kakashi.]
[Namikaze Minato: As for you, I wouldn't say anything if you were always outside, but in the end, you shamelessly returned to Konoha to become the Fifth Hokage.]
[Namikaze Minato: Don't say it's because Naruto begged you. If you really didn't want to come back, no one could make you. You're just getting more and more shameless as you get older. No wonder no one wants you for life.]
[Tsunade: Minato, enough. I admit that Naruto had a miserable childhood, but he has grown up. He is now an indispensable member of the village.]
[Namikaze Minato: I'll go to your place. You make me even angrier when you say that. Aren't you people just after the Nine-Tailed Fox's power inside Naruto? If it weren't for that, Naruto would have been played to death by you people long ago.]
[Minato Namikaze: I'm putting it out there today, I will kill Danzo. If you dare to stop me, I'll strip you naked and throw you onto Gintoki's bed.]
[Sakata Gintoki: @Minato Namikaze, good brother! Although Tsunade is a bit old, Gintoki isn't completely against it.]
[Tsunade: @Sakata Gintoki, get the hell away from me.]
[Minato Namikaze: @Tsunade, what are you pretending for? You're lucky any man would want you.]
[Sakata Gintoki: ? ? ?]
[Tsunade: Damn it, I can't take it anymore! If you have the guts, come to the Hokage Tower right now, we'll settle this one-on-one.]
[Minato Namikaze: One-on-one? It's not that I look down on you, but one Rinnegan and I'll have you kneeling on the ground calling me daddy.]
[Su Xiaoqi: I'm sorry, I really can't help it. Minato, where did you learn so much smooth talk?]
[Minato Namikaze: I picked up a little bit from being around you guys for so long, but I usually don't have the chance to use it. Today is the perfect opportunity.]
[Tsunade: @Su Xiaoqi, who do you think you are? We two Hokage are talking here, what business is it of yours?]
[Tokisaki Kurumi: Old woman, dare to insult my darling again and see what happens.]
[Lu Linglong: That's right, don't force me to come to Konoha carrying bags of rice.]
[Minato Namikaze: @Tsunade, saying you're big-chested and brainless is an overestimation. Are you blind to the word 'Administrator'?]
[Minato Namikaze: As for strength, the entire ninja world combined isn't enough for him to handle alone. One Kamehameha can send you to see your two grandfathers on the spot.]
[Tsunade: Minato, can you talk properly? I know you're upset about Naruto's situation. I can pretend not to see if you want to kill that old thing Danzo, and I will compensate Naruto more in the future.]
[Minato Namikaze: Who needs you to pretend not to see? I'm not only going to kill him, but I'm also going to kill him openly. As for Naruto, Kushina and I will take good care of him in the future, we don't need your so-called compensation.]
[Tsunade: Kushina is also revived?]
[Minato Namikaze: What's it to you? You know Kushina's temper. Just wait and see.]
[Tsunade: Do you want to destroy Konoha? Don't forget you're the Fourth Hokage.]
[Minato Namikaze: Bullshit Fourth Hokage, I'm now Minato Namikaze of the Yorozuya. Don't try to cozy up to me.]
[Boruto Uzumaki: Um... I'm just asking, if Konoha is gone, will I still exist?]
[Minato Namikaze: Don't be afraid, grandson. If I really want to destroy Konoha, I'll bring your mom out first.]
[Boruto Uzumaki: Okay, then I'm relieved.]
[Minato Namikaze: @Tsunade, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, you stupid woman. Although you joined the group, you better behave and be a mascot for me, don't do anything useless, otherwise I don't mind giving you a 'snip' like Madara Uchiha did.]
[Tokisaki Kurumi: I support you, there's no need to be polite to such big-boobed cows.]
[Tsunade: Minato, can we talk calmly? You must want to see Naruto now, I can arrange for you to meet, and I won't let anyone know about you.]
[Minato Namikaze: Are you teaching me what to do? If you keep blabbering, I'll have the administrator ban you forever. @Boruto Uzumaki, grandson, let's video chat.]
[Boruto Uzumaki: Okay, okay.]
[Lu Linglong: I'm so addicted to watching this, it's the first time I've seen Minato like this.]
[Nami: Me too, @Su Xiaoqi, I even did a live broadcast for your Vivi.]
[Su Xiaoqi: Thanks, I'll go easy on you during the Enies Lobby arc.]
[Nami: Go to hell.]
[Kashiwazaki Sena: Actually, Uncle Minato, no, Brother Minato, also has a point. The people of Konoha were too much to his son.]
[Sakata Gintoki: So, all of this is Danzo's fault.]
[Tsunade: That's right, it's all Danzo's fault.]
[Tokisaki Kurumi: What's it to you when we're talking about memes? Be a good mascot.]
[Tsunade: You! ! !]
[Tokisaki Kurumi: What, you're not convinced? You have to hold it in even if you're not convinced, everyone here is on Minato's side.]
[Gasai Yuno: @Tsunade, Sister, I support you, let's destroy this bad spirit together.]
[Tokisaki Kurumi: You're a psychopath, why are you trying to show your presence for no reason? Get lost.]
[Kuroba Kaito: Aren't you curious that there are two people from the same timeline in this group?]
[Aizen Sōsuke: It can be said yes, and it can be said no.]
[Lu Linglong: Idol, can you not be so profound every time you speak? @Su Xiaoqi, translate it.]
[Sakata Gintoki: Hold on, isn't now the time to discuss these boring questions? Have you forgotten about the other silver-haired cutie?]
[Nami: I was too engrossed in watching the show just now, I almost forgot there was another person.]
[Lu Linglong: @Sakata Gintoki, isn't this your type? I'll leave it to you.]
[Sakata Gintoki: No, no, no, although this cutie has silver hair, Gintoki said before that he's not interested in little kids, let alone this cutie who looks underage.]
[Kashiwazaki Sena: Wuu wuu wuu, my cutie title is gone.]
[Sakata Gintoki: @Kashiwazaki Sena, don't cry, you're still Gintoki's cutie, just sharing the title.]
[Su Xiaoqi: @Eucliwood Hellscythe, want to chat? Don't worry, there won't be any problems talking here, you can speak freely.]
[Eucliwood Hellscythe: Okay.]
[Su Xiaoqi: Can I introduce you to everyone?]
[Eucliwood Hellscythe: Yes.]
[Su Xiaoqi: @Sakata Gintoki, you said she was underage just now, right? That's a really funny joke. Although I don't know her exact age, she should be hundreds of years old.]
[Sakata Gintoki: Nani?]
[Aizen Sōsuke: It seems that this one is also a special existence.]
[Eucliwood Hellscythe: @Su Xiaoqi, no age.]
Su Xiaoqi: Then let's talk about her other abilities. Her healing ability is very powerful, in some ways comparable to the effect of a Senzu Bean, but the side effect is that she has to endure the pain of the injured while healing our injuries.
Yukiriwood: Correct.
Lu Linglong: Hiss~ Is she that powerful? Then she is simply a mobile Senzu Bean. We must bring her along for team fights in the future.
Nami: @Su Xiaoqi, hurry, hurry, keep talking.
Su Xiaoqi: Her second ability might be very appealing to you girls. She can transform others into magical girls through specific transformation mediums, regardless of gender, @Kuroba Kaito.
Kuroba Kaito: Hey, why are you tagging me? I've already said that I only crossdress for work.
Lu Linglong: I want to transform.
Kashiwazaki Sena: +1.
Nami: +2.
Zhu Zhuqing: +3.
Himejima Akeno: +4.
Tokisaki Kurumi: @Himejima Akeno, you should refrain from transforming. Wearing that kind of clothing is disrespectful to the clothes.
Himejima Akeno: Ara, sometimes I also want to be like you, @Tokisaki Kurumi.
Tokisaki Kurumi: Hmph, Darling likes me this way.
Su Xiaoqi: The next ability might interest you, @Aizen Sōsuke.
Aizen Sōsuke: I'm all ears.
Su Xiaoqi: Her third ability is 'Words of Power'. She can make her words become reality through her magical power. You can understand it as an indiscriminate attack. Therefore, she usually uses a booklet to replace her speech to avoid affecting others.
Yukiriwood: Supplement: The armor I wear is to suppress my power.
Aizen Sōsuke: That's a truly interesting ability. I hope to meet you in the future, @Yukiriwood Hellscythe.
Su Xiaoqi: @Yukiriwood, let me add one more thing for you. In the future, don't say the word 'die' in front of her, because she understands the pain of death better than anyone else.
Yukiriwood: Thank you.
Lu Linglong: Although this ability is powerful, it must be very painful for you, right, @Yukiriwood?
Yukiriwood: I'm used to it.
Sakata Gintoki: Little cutie, Gintoki will cherish you in the future.
Yukiriwood: Thank you.
Su Xiaoqi: Then let me talk about her last ability. I believe all of you will be interested.
Nami: There's more? How strong is this little girl, no, this lady?
Su Xiaoqi: Her blood can make people immortal and resurrect them.
All group members: What?!
Yukiriwood: Correction, it's resurrecting as a zombie.
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