Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System
Chapter 33: Joon's Debut Stage (A National Tragedy?!)
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Previously on Joon's Endless Suffering:
✅ Accidentally recorded a song.
✅ Mirae and Minho leaked it.
✅ CEO forced him to debut.
✅ His MV trailer went viral (Bollywood spin included).
✅ Jae-Hyun still can't confess.
And now… Joon's first live performance!
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Scene: Backstage – The Calm Before the Disaster
Joon: "Okay, okay, I can do this. I am a world-famous actor in my past life! I have performed in front of millions!"
System: [Ding! Reminder: You are now an idol, not an actor. If you mess up, you'll become a meme forever.]
Joon: "Shut up, System. Shut up."
Minho: "Hyung, don't be nervous. Just imagine the audience in their underwear."
Joon: "WHAT KIND OF PERVERTED ADVICE—"
Mirae, smirking: "Don't worry. Even if you mess up, at least you'll be famous for it."
Joon: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?"
Jae-Hyun, whispering: "Joon… you'll do great." (insert shy blush)
Joon: "Oh wow, actual support. Thank y—"
🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT: "JOON, GET ON STAGE!" 🚨
Joon: "NO, WAIT, I'M NOT READ—"
PUSHED ONTO THE STAGE.
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Scene: The Live Stage – Public Execution Begins
Spotlights BLIND HIM.
The crowd SCREAMS.
The music STARTS.
Joon takes a deep breath. IT'S SHOWTIME.
🎶 Music begins… slow, dramatic intro.
🎤 Joon (singing smoothly): "You came into my life like a storm…"
👏 Crowd cheers! 👏
🎶 Beat drops. It's time for the dance break.
Joon spins dramatically… AND THEN IT HAPPENS.
🚨🚨 THE ACCIDENT. 🚨🚨
Joon's shoe flies off mid-spin… RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA.
📺 LIVE BROADCAST CUTS TO STATIC FOR A SECOND.
The audience GASPS.
Mirae and Minho are on the floor laughing.
Jae-Hyun screams internally.
CEO is crying blood.
🚨 SOCIAL MEDIA EXPLODES. 🚨
"Did… did Joon just ATTACK US WITH HIS SHOE??"
"HIS SHOE TOOK OUT THE CAMERA LMAO."
"NEW K-POP MOVE: 'THE SHOE MISSILE'"
"STAN JOON. HE'S TOO POWERFUL."
Joon: "I WANT TO DIE."
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Backstage – Damage Control (Or Lack of It)
Manager: "HOW. HOW DO YOU KEEP RUINING EVERYTHING?!"
Joon: "I DON'T KNOW! EVEN GOD IS AGAINST ME!"
Minho, still laughing: "Hyung, you invented a new dance move. You're a legend!"
Mirae, showing her phone: "Joon, congratulations. You're #1 on Twitter."
Joon: "For my talent?"
Mirae: "For the shoe incident."
🚨 TRENDING: 🚨
#ShoeMissile
#JoonTheShooter
#DuckForCoverChallenge (People dodging imaginary shoes)
Joon: "I QUIT."
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Jae-Hyun's Confession Attempt #474 (AND IT STILL FAILS?!)
Jae-Hyun, nervously: "Joon… I need to tell you something really important."
Joon, exhausted: "If it's about my shoe incident, I swear—"
Jae-Hyun: "No, it's about… us."
Joon: "Us?"
🚪 CEO BURSTS IN, LOOKING DEAD INSIDE.
CEO: "JOON. YOU'RE PERFORMING AGAIN TOMORROW."
Joon: "…EXCUSE ME?"
CEO: "DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME."
Jae-Hyun: "WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?!"
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Next Chapter Teasers:
🔥 Joon's second chance – will he survive?
🔥 Jae-Hyun's confession (attempt #475?!).
🔥 Mirae and Minho's next evil plan.
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A/N:
Joon accidentally starts a trend. CEO is in despair. Jae-Hyun is still suffering. What's next?! Comment below!
