Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I'm so hungry, haven't had dinner yet.
Machete Girl: Ruiko is a big leader now, she's busy.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I don't want to be any big leader, I was forced into it. But it's good that Anzen left me two good helpers, that Misaka Worst is really amazing.
Doujin Artist: I don't even know who you're talking about, is she in A Certain Magical Index?
This is an Actor: She's in the novels, the upperclassman of Touma. She's very good at talking to other countries and fooling people, a good assistant type of person.
Curly-haired Guy: Ugh, another one of that womanizer's groupies?
This is an Actor: She was supposed to be, but now she belongs to Rui.
Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, Rui is awesome!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Anzen, here you go again! What groupies? There are no groupies! And, she's clearly interested in you! She's always asking me about you!
This is an Actor: She's probably a little unhappy with how I taught her and wants to get back at me.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Taught?
Doujin Artist: Heh heh! Make it clear, was it teaching or training?
Wig Guy: Enough, my boss doesn't need to train women to win them over! That fifty-meter long dragon is enough!
[Notice: Wig Guy has been muted for 5 minutes]
[Notice: The group owner has removed a member's message]
Lin Fengjiao: ?
Shark-Faced Guy: Oh, did Anzen remove a message? What did Mr. Gui say?
Doujin Artist: Ahem, I saw it.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Me too, but I can't say.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It sounds a little too much, it's not even a natural compliment.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Yeah, fifty meters is too much! That's almost as tall as Rati.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: No, I'm not fifty meters yet.
Machete Girl: Konan is just using an exaggeration, don't take it too seriously. But I am still curious, how did Anzen "teach" Ms. Kumokawa?
This is an Actor: Her elite thinking was very strong, she thought she should be above everyone else. So I had her farm for two days in another dimension, and she finally gave in.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha, you even made her farm?
Amegakure Village's Angel: No wonder she's unhappy.
This is an Actor: She said she's part of the human elite, so she should be able to do everything. If that's the case, there's no reason why she wouldn't know how to do the simplest farming, right?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: But she really didn't know how. Just like those bookworms we have here, they're good at talking, but can't do anything real.
This is an Actor: The emptiness of the elite and the superficiality of officials are the same.
Doujin Artist: Exactly! I feel that way strongly! Those politicians here were shouting that they would live or die with Japan, but as soon as the change moved to near Shizuoka Prefecture, all the top people in Tokyo ran away. It's all for show!
Amegakure Village's Angel: We need to think about those mistakes so we don't make them ourselves.
Machete Girl: Is the situation with the change that bad on Eriri's side?
Doujin Artist: It's not really that bad, it's just that those politicians are scared. And when they got scared, the military people got scared too, and it created a domino effect.
Lin Fengjiao: If the soldiers are weak, one is weak; if the general is weak, the whole army is weak.
Doujin Artist: Right, Uncle Nine sums it up well. That's how it is, but the change isn't really that scary. And not every changed creature is aggressive.
This is an Actor: Good, Eriri is doing her own research now.
Doujin Artist: Uh, are you saying I'm lazy?
Curly-haired Guy: Amazing, you're even aware of yourself! Are you really Eriri? Are you a parasite? I've discovered the truth! Give us back our Eriri, you jerk!
Doujin Artist: Parasite your sister, go die trash!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha, I'm eating... you suddenly say trash.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It's okay, just ignore it. Pretend you didn't see that message.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But I already saw it!
Amegakure Village's Angel: You can pour some mayonnaise on your food, try fighting fire with fire.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?
Machete Girl: Haha!
Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, fighting fire with fire is the best!
Curly-haired Guy: What's with the mayonnaise, that's Hijikata Toushirou's favorite, that dead fish eye! How did you get corrupted by him!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Well, it was just a suggestion.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Konan, you're acting kind of strange. You weren't this playful before.
Soul Society's Villain: I realized that I've been corrupted by Konan too. When I saw Aizen, I remembered the fanfiction of us bathing together.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Hahaha!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: You can still laugh? You used to not like fanfiction, but now you're creating it yourself.
Curly-haired Guy: Konan started changing slowly after the boss joined the group.
This is an Actor: Are you saying I'm the source?
Curly-haired Guy: How could that be! Our great boss only teaches us to be positive! He's never spread this kind of bad influence!
Doujin Artist: Oh? If that's the case, why did you say that Konan changed after Anzen joined the group?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Gin is hiding evil plans, nice on the outside, mean on the inside!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: So we should kick him out of the group.
Curly-haired Guy: You guys are enough, I've put up with you for a long time! But there's a limit to how much someone can take. I suggest you think twice!
Doujin Artist: Oh, I'm so scared. Why don't you bark again?
Curly-haired Guy: Bark at your sister, why would I listen to you, you sad loser?
Amegakure Village's Angel: She's still your boss's partner, you should give her some respect. Even if you don't want to bark like a dog, you should politely call her Professor Kashiwagi Eriri. "Loser" is a bit much.
Doujin Artist: ?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha! Konan's attack on her ally makes Eriri very uncomfortable.
Machete Girl: Eriri, how do you feel now?
Doujin Artist: My heart is cold, I'll never love again.
Soul Society's Villain: I'm already at the execution platform with Rukia, what should I do next?
This is an Actor: Get some popcorn and watch the show.
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