Machete Girl: Oh, right! Almost forgot the important thing, we have to quickly save Rati Duck.
Curly-haired Guy: Who's going? I can't beat that tentacle monster anyway, I'm not a magic girl!
Doujin Artist: Damn, does that mean only a magic girl can save it? Then we're done for, just wait to die!
Bad Guy from the Soul Society: What's a magic girl?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It's said they're the tentacle monster's mortal enemy, good at using all kinds of magic, and also a mysterious girl who can transform.
Lin Fengjiao: Can also transform?
Doujin Artist: That's right, can transform! Especially when transforming, clothes suddenly burst off, it's very flashy!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Clothes burst off… clearly not something proper, right?
Doujin Artist: There are proper ones, but mostly they aren't proper. In the otaku circle, magic girls are highly popular.
Amegakure Village's Angel: I understand.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Everyone, don't you have any conscience at all? Just watching such a big cute furry thing like me suffer? It's so hard, I'm really feeling bad right now!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That's your own fault.
Curly-haired Guy: Exactly, who told you to show off so much! Since that's the case, you should just keep showing off to the end!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I won't show off anymore, I swear I won't show off again!
King Kong sent the message, his arms not stopping. He pulled hard on the ring around his neck, trying to stop it from tightening.
"It's no use." The Reincarnator saw all of this, a mocking look on his thin face. "No matter how hard you try, it's no use. You are destined to become my possession."
Buzz buzz buzz.
Just as he finished speaking, a roar suddenly sounded overhead. Several fighter jets carrying cruise missiles were speeding towards them.
"Target located! Target located! Falcon One has locked onto the target! Permission to fire?"
"Permission to remove maximum firepower restrictions, fire!"
Whoosh whoosh.
The commander's order came from the radio, and several missiles shot out, instantly hitting the tentacle monster under the Reincarnator's feet.
Rumble rumble.
Flames soared into the sky, smoke filled the air.
Before the plane pilots could confirm on radar, several vines suddenly shot out from the smoke, whipping towards the fighter jets like whips.
Boom, boom.
Loud explosions rang out in the sky, and the fighter jets exploded like fireworks.
"Motherfucker!" A roar came from the combat command center hundreds of miles away, and the surrounding officers kept silent.
After a long silence, the commander's deputy asked, "Minister, what do we do now?"
"Use nukes! Use nukes to kill these goddamn bitches!" The hot-tempered Secretary of Defense roared, issuing the order directly.
"Please reconsider, Minister." At this moment, a researcher in a white coat spoke up to stop him. "These Titan creatures can devour nuclear fission energy to recover and evolve, nuclear bombs won't cause them any damage!"
"Bullshit! Then what do you say we should do?" The Secretary of Defense held his head in his hands, his face full of despair. "Goddamn monsters, why did they appear in our America? Fuck, fuck!"
"So many annoying bugs."
Maxi in the battlefield naturally didn't know how desperate the American Secretary of Defense was, but even if he knew, he wouldn't care.
To a Reincarnator like him, these natives were all tools and ants. If he needed to complete a task, he might listen to them for a while. But he came to this world, not for a task.
He came to catch pets.
Five thousand years ago, he came here to explore this world and saw many different kinds of Titan creatures. Clearly, this was a paradise for a pet-collecting Reincarnator like him.
To fully understand this world, he didn't hesitate to spend all the points he had accumulated in the past five years, buying the world's storyline and four "traps."
It cost a lot, but the gains made Maxi quite satisfied. As long as he captured all the pets in front of him, he was confident that he could get a high score in the regional melee and win the championship!
At that time, he might not only be able to rule the Xiro District, but even the East Continent District would have to grovel at his feet!
Thinking happily, Maxi turned his gaze back to King Kong. Suddenly, the smug expression on his face froze, and his eyes revealed surprise.
At some point, the collar around King Kong's neck had disappeared.
And on top of its head, a long-haired young man was sitting cross-legged. He was wearing a black Eastern kimono, his eyes closed gently, his expression neither sad nor happy.
"Who are you?" Maxi frowned, a very bad feeling rising in his heart.
"You don't need to know the answer to that question." Uchiha Madara gradually opened his closed eyes, and scarlet eyes emitted a slight glow.
Crack.
In the air, the sound of something cracking suddenly rang out.
Maxi's eyes widened, and he looked down at his head stiffly. He saw that the gem-like object in the center of the tentacle monster's eyebrows turned into dust with the naked eye.
"There's no point in saying your name to the dead." As soon as Uchiha Madara said these words, the tentacle monster's dozens of vines were already raised high.
Ah!
A shrill scream echoed in the green city's sky, and a cloud of blood mist exploded.
Boom, boom.
After killing the enslaver on its head, the tentacle monster gently waved its vines at Uchiha Madara, and its body began to merge into the ground like a drop of water.
Curly-haired Guy: Holy crap, this thing can even do Earth Release?
Doujin Artist: Amazing, this monster is really strong.
This is an Actor: Strictly speaking, it's not a monster, it's a plant affected by Titan genes and nuclear fission.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It's a plant, no wonder it looks like an onion.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Thank you, Mr. Anzen, for saving my life.
This is an Actor: You're welcome, I'll leave after I finish the clean up.
Lin Fengjiao: Clean up? How do you clean up this?
This is an Actor: Ah, like this.
After sending the message, Uchiha Madara raised his index finger and gently tapped the empty air.
Pop.
Only a slight sound was heard in the air, and a green light curtain suddenly appeared. The light curtain extended to both sides, gradually covering the entire city. Visible to the naked eye, the towering trees instantly disappeared without a trace under the light curtain's cover.
Stunned.
Including the Secretary of Defense, everyone in the combat command center widened their eyes, watching the scene in front of them as if in worship. "God, God has come to Earth! God is Asian!".
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