The best way to deal with nonsense is to be even more nonsensical than they are, and my made-up story sounds very reasonable, but it's actually a typical example of being absurd.
If Hatake Satoru hadn't tried his best to keep a straight face, he might have burst out laughing after saying that.
How should I put it, it just feels so strange.
After all, people other than the believers of the Jashin Cult would probably think it's ridiculous.
The problem is, Hidan is still looking at him with a serious expression, as if he's seriously considering the feasibility of Hatake Satoru's words.
If I laugh in this atmosphere, it would be hurtful.
Hatake Satoru tried to be as serious as possible, to look believable.
He pursed his lips tightly while spacing out.
After a moment of silence, Hidan nodded firmly.
"Although I don't quite understand what the Evil God is saying, I will do whatever you ask!".
"But first I need to...".
"Is it about Shikamaru?".
Hatake Satoru interrupted Hidan before he could finish.
Hidan paused, then his eyes lit up again.
"As expected, the Evil God is all-knowing and all-powerful! That's right, it's that kid!".
"I promise to offer him to the Evil God as soon as possible!".
Hatake Satoru held out his hand and made an X sign in front of him, flatly denying Hidan's statement.
"No way."
"You are not qualified to make sacrifices yet. You must first sacrifice your own body. Only after you have done that can you make sacrifices."
In short, you must first kill yourself before you can kill others.
Although Hidan was a little confused, he attributed this feeling to his lack of understanding of the Jashin Cult.
But it sounds like he's being told to wait a little longer before going to find him, which is fine. Anyway, since the Evil God said so, that kid is sure to die.
"Well! Anyway, after I sacrifice my own body, I can sacrifice other people again, right~!".
Hidan nodded knowingly, obviously not realizing what kind of experience awaited him.
He has too much confidence in his immortal body, and he's a true masochist.
He's always enjoyed the pain of being near death. As long as he doesn't actually die, the pain is just a pleasant pastime for him.
Hidan has always treated killing as a pastime, and although he's the one being tortured now, the Evil God is here.
He can't imagine any situation where he would die.
He was buried underground for so long and was still able to see the light of day. No matter how much the Evil God tortures him, he'll definitely be able to survive.
Hidan agreed to Hatake Satoru with that kind of confidence.
Besides, it's quite normal for the Evil God to have saved him and want something in return.
Alright, no matter what the test is, he'll definitely be fine, after all, he's immortal!
Hatake Satoru looked at Hidan's confident appearance and raised his eyebrows behind his mask.
He hopes he can maintain that confidence until all the experiments are over.
"It's good that you have such awareness."
"Change into the clothes on the bed, and someone will come to test you later~".
Well, this guy is surprisingly easy to talk to.
And he directly assumed that I was the Evil God just because I saved him, which is pretty strange in every sense of the word...
Speaking of which, does this Evil God not have a fixed form?
It's not like it's because my face looks similar to the Evil God's, is it?
How could the Evil God have such a cool face?
Hatake Satoru thoughtfully pursed his lips. After instructing Hidan, he prepared to walk towards the door.
"Ah, wait, Evil God—".
"When will I get my weapon back?".
Hidan picked up the clothes and stood on the ground, reaching out to Hatake Satoru, who was about to turn around and leave.
"Not yet, after the experiment is done."
"Don't try to do anything funny~".
Hatake Satoru tilted his head slightly and said with a hint of playfulness.
Then Hatake Satoru went out and left.
Hidan was left alone in the ward, scratching his head in some confusion.
In that situation, the person who could save me must be the Evil God, but why are there so many people here!?
Logically speaking, shouldn't the Evil God quickly get rid of all the people in this place?
Hidan pondered as he put on his clothes, feeling a little strange.
But he wasn't thinking about whether Hatake Satoru himself wasn't the Evil God, but rather why the Evil God would leave these people here.
That would be very strange.
Could it be that I have to sacrifice myself first, and then get rid of all these people?
Hidan understood after a moment's thought.
".~ As expected of the Evil God, he does things on a grand scale!".
After thinking about this, Hidan looked around. Sasori was here just now, tidying things up.
But after the Evil God came in, he seemed to have left directly.
He's really disrespectful to the Evil God. I need to teach him a lesson when I see Sasori later.
But why was Sasori the first to come? Aren't that guy and Deidara both overly enthusiastic about art?
When did those two start believing in the Jashin Cult? Although the Evil God accepts almost anyone, they two should also be qualified, but they actually met with the Evil God in secret without telling him, which is really serious.
"I can't lose to him!".
Hidan suddenly let out a firm voice in the ward.
Hozuki Mangetsu and Yamato looked at each other at the same time. They both saw confusion in each other's eyes, but even so, no one chose to go inside directly.
The person mentioned by Hidan, Sasori, who was competing for the favor of the Evil God, was completely unaware of this.
Sasori was still rearranging the equipment in preparation for the experiment. He had just put the things he needed to handle on it when he couldn't help but sneeze.
"This body shouldn't catch a cold...".
Sasori strangely rubbed his nose, but he didn't feel anything.
In fact, now that Hidan's body has been replaced, it's hard to say whether he can still be immortal.
In any case, this is something we need to test.
If Hidan's body is still immortal after the replacement, then we'll study his head.
Although his body can be used for various human experiments, the things in his head are also worth studying.
Hatake Satoru flipped the switch for the entire room and checked the manual in his hand.
Today is the first day, let's try two first.
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